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Make A Band Name More Controversial

jmm, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link

Make an Autechre song more reasonable

obnoxious pun (ultros ultros-ghali), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link

The Vangelis of Dating

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 June 2018 10:19 (five years ago) link

Everybody on ILX complains about Redditch

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 17 June 2018 14:57 (five years ago) link

No wonder.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 June 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

the familiar trauma chiller HEREDITARY

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 08:41 (five years ago) link

lameness [Started by veneer timber (imago) in November 2013, last updated twenty-one minutes ago by ogmor on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 22 June 2018 08:59 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

let's get excited about...cheri oteri

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Friday, 6 July 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link

Buying a Horse: C or D?

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 July 2018 11:09 (five years ago) link

lotion vs. hand synthesizer

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

I cannot start my day compilation

He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

fellatio: c or d

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 00:22 (five years ago) link

American thugs

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

animal expletive

Pizza's the food that's sure to please! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

Thread of the best band ever which is joyce meyer

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

Which will be the next European country to spit?

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 July 2018 12:00 (five years ago) link

Burning a House: C or D?

emil.y, Friday, 27 July 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

lol what is it with that one? feel like it must be the all-timer for this thread. for me it finally settled down to "Burying a Horse" a while ago.

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 27 July 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

I just realized that the "iyo" in iyo did facebook ruin the internet? is "in your opinion" - all this time I just thought it was some weird rocky-esque exclamation a la ayo lets go phillies get me a fukkin tastykake

― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 20:57 (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mindblown.gif

home, home and deranged (ledge), Friday, 27 July 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

I hate to say it but I can see where he's coming from there. Like, wtf is retconning?

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retroactive_continuity

emil.y, Friday, 27 July 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

this fecal expression

I find your lack of chill disturbing (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 July 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

RFI: making humans (recipes, techniques, etc.)

(like, shouldn't that be on I Love People-Making?)

― Wheal Dream, Friday, November 5, 2010 11:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just had this one happen to me

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 29 July 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

Rolling Jizz Thread 2018

calstars, Sunday, 29 July 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

instead of getting sw0le

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 July 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

tippling

jmm, Monday, 30 July 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

Boz Scaggs - OCD?

... (Eazy), Thursday, 2 August 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

Unrelated records 2018

My Name is Pants and I Fit Snugly (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 August 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link

Boris Johnson's replacement in AC/DC

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:53 (five years ago) link

L.Cohen vs. Patti Smith, who is the better songwriter

Dreadnought of chicanery (Ross), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

Don’t give em any ideas

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

lol

Dreadnought of chicanery (Ross), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

I always, without fail, read 'Alex Jones' as 'Aled Jones'

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

•Most ridiculous post about 'NCIS Seasons 1-4' on the Autechre thread

Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 August 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

On The Horniness

... (Eazy), Saturday, 11 August 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link

Why are there so few female dictators?

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Saturday, 11 August 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link

random stuff rushomancy is making up

mortal kombats fill your eyes (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 11 August 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

Backpedaling Across Europe

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 August 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link

FP: Should 31 be the new 51 yawn

home, home and deranged (ledge), Friday, 17 August 2018 09:07 (five years ago) link

•Man clones: where do you buy them?

Dr. Goldfood and the Grill Bombs (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

The Vaginas of Dating The Vaginas of Dating

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

Times you have made out with yourself IRL

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

lol came here to say *almost* the same thing, "Times you have made out with an ass of yourself"

marcos, Thursday, 23 August 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

Happy Birthday, General Franco!

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:43 (five years ago) link

Current 93 TV quiz / game shows

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Saturday, 25 August 2018 07:27 (five years ago) link

Are You On Fire? [Started by Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch) in August 2018, last updated thirty-four minutes ago by a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko) on I Love Everything] 80 new answers POLL closes: December 01 (in 3 months)

Evan, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link

•rolling robocop / afrobeats 2018

Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:09 (five years ago) link

•is it really possible that we don't as yet have a thread about DAVID LEE ROTH'S DUNE?

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

oh my god if only

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

just like melange spice

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 31 August 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link


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