mrs gazzara is being induced tomorrow at 2pm
*gulp*
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link
congrats!!!
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link
batten down the hatches
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link
Never stop kitty posts in favor of kiddie posts OK pls?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link
yiiiiikes! Congrats!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link
Ayo Bizzo, you and the missus be well, rooting for that feline babby <3
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link
Good luck!
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link
It's your first? prepare to ride a crazy rollercoaster of emotions! (it's awesome)
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link
yeah, first for both of uspsyched/scared but mainly really looking forward to hanging out with this lil dude who’s been kicking the shit out of my wife since week 16
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link
Good luck! My top advice for new dads is to remember that for about the first 12 weeks that baby is basically not gonna understand or care who you are, and will only have eyes for mummy. Don’t be disheartened! Also, it is totally ok to feel like you’ve made a massive stupid mistake in the first few days. Persevere. It gets better. By the time they walk and laugh it is amazing.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:52 (five years ago) link
thanks, that sounds like v sensible advice!
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 08:05 (five years ago) link
best wishes to the bg family, so exciting!
― estela, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:02 (five years ago) link
oh shi just read this HAVE IT
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:18 (five years ago) link
My top advice for new dads is to invest in sleep futures and in a few weeks or so when they need their nails trimmed for the first time, do not volunteer for that shit. Remember, at all times, that you don’t have a clue what you’re doing.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:36 (five years ago) link
Biting the nails off is less stress than clippers tho
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:39 (five years ago) link
alternate take: let them nails grow so they can defend themselves against vicious and selfish babies at daycares
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 12:04 (five years ago) link
congrats and best wishes, you'll have so much fun
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link
the cumulative pain I have suffered from my baby's nails honestly rivals childbirth. cut them, OFTEN
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
ok maybe not honestly, but those things are like teeny razors slashing and grabbing and holding tight
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link
Oh god the fingernails
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link
while waving my arms around wildly in my first few months on the planet my insufficiently trimmed fingernail scratched my dad's eyeball and he had to go to hospital. a lesson for you all.
― ogmor, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link
my friend also has a scratched eyeball from her kid!
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link
anticipation!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
The worst is when their fingers go up your nose. Best wishes, bizarro!
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link
no longer on the knocked up rollcallour daughter is here and she’s pretty fkn cute tbh
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:41 (five years ago) link
also her fingernails are a) long and b) very sharp
a+
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 June 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link
wooooooooooooooo
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 15 June 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link
congrats!
― call all destroyer, Friday, 15 June 2018 00:22 (five years ago) link
Way to go bg
― Simon H., Friday, 15 June 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link
bizarro! congratulations :)
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 June 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link
Great news. Have the kitties met her yet?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 15 June 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link
congratulations!!!
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 June 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link
bg congratulations!!!
― marcos, Friday, 15 June 2018 02:13 (five years ago) link
Yay!!!!! Congrats, BG!!!!
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Friday, 15 June 2018 04:00 (five years ago) link
congratulations and welcome to babby gazzara!
― estela, Friday, 15 June 2018 05:00 (five years ago) link
congrats to you & the lady gazzarawelcome babby, RIP yr eyeballs
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2018 05:15 (five years ago) link
Top work
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 15 June 2018 05:18 (five years ago) link
Congrats my man!
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 June 2018 06:39 (five years ago) link
:D welcome baba gazzara
― ogmor, Friday, 15 June 2018 08:13 (five years ago) link
thanks everyone! delivery was pretty intense but my wife was a champ. there were stitches and blood loss and so it might be a few days before they can come home - will be going to visit them in a couple of hours and hopefully we’ll have a clearer idea of the timeline soon. i expect the kitty reaction might be equally intense - might be more nervous about that than anything else tbh
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 June 2018 08:17 (five years ago) link
GOOD WORK GUYS
― Smolov pupper (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 June 2018 11:26 (five years ago) link
― kinder, Friday, 15 June 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link