Elon Musk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-avaa9a_HU

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

Was actually someone else’s drawing of a unicorn on hidden Tesla sketch pad app & we gained no financial benefit. Have asked my team to use a diff example going forward. He can sue for money if he wants, but that’s kinda lame. If anything, this attention increased his mug sales.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 27, 2018

gyac, Thursday, 28 June 2018 08:14 (five years ago) link

this guy sucks

Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 08:16 (five years ago) link

"Elon Musk has shown up with his mini-submarine and left it at the site, but the rescue chief has said it’s not of any use" #ThailandCaveRescue https://t.co/mxvo3jkYNn

— Claire Phipps (@Claire_Phipps) July 10, 2018

calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:00 (five years ago) link

major whitey saviour fail, lol!

calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:05 (five years ago) link

Elon Musk in Gazza/Moaty scenario.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:15 (five years ago) link

except gazza with his chicken and chips and a fishing rod might actually have been more useful in this case

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:28 (five years ago) link

I'm sure American ILXors are dying to contribute to this conversation.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link

huh? in what way is Gaza connected with Musky?

calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:39 (five years ago) link

moaty spent five days living in an underground sewage pipe iirc, gazza like musk turned up unbidden to offer his unsolicited assitance to the authorites who were trying to get him out

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:51 (five years ago) link

Indeed, tragic steroid-deranged wife beater and murderer or some schoolkids stupid enough to climb into a cave, I know where my sympathies lie.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:54 (five years ago) link

i was feigning ignorance there, for once!

calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:55 (five years ago) link

I thought you were impersonating an American ILXor, though the fact that you didn't start your sentence with, "Excuse me, sir...", threw me a bit.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 09:58 (five years ago) link

in fairness to musk, maybe he'd just misunderstood what subbing players was all about

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:37 (five years ago) link

lol i came to this thread to report that i've now seen this identical joke emerge spontaneously/independently at least five times on twitter today -- well done everybody

mark s, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

so many people praising him for his selflessness "even if it didn't work"

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

ppl who defend musk in the comments are frickin wild man what a world

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

"I went to the hospital where a child was having open heart surgery. I brought a bowie knife and a wrench and was asked to leave. But the important thing is...I was there."

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

"I left the knife and wrench there should they ever need them!!"

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

yes i've seen that exchange half a dozen times too

"lol elon musk always a twat"
"SO WHAT DID YOU FUCKIN DO TO HELP ASSHOLE"

mark s, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link

not gonna link to hardtimes but I did chuckle at the parody headline "Elon Musk and Bono team up to invent world's first self-praising car"

sleeve, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

did he also leave a sub captain or instructions?

omar little, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

you know that a tesla submersible would be an utter fucking death trap too

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

xp it's self-driving iirc (j/k)

sleeve, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

Gazza is a fucking hero.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

I've done plenty to help asshole

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

read a blind item on crazy days and nights that was talking about how "unnamed tech ceo" with popstar gf is a huge coke head and a lightbulb appeared above my head. explains so much of his behaviour - firing a car into space and arguing with randos on twitter especially

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

nm should probably take that to the rimming thread xpost

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

saw a tweet reply literally all "musk doesnt care about good publicity hes a billionaire" lol

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

lmao

omar little, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

also spotted: "musk doesnt need publicity he shot a car into space"

mark s, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

had dinner w/my friend who works at tesla over the weekend and he's completely a non-cultist and was like "well, I've worked here almost two years, time to start hunting around"

also he admitted that some of the software engineers from his team were asked to come over to help carry parts around in the new tent-based production line

lol

mh, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

also spotted: "musk doesnt need publicity he shot a car into space"

― mark s, Tuesday, July 10, 2018 1:10 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes the very same person in fact lol

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

also he admitted that some of the software engineers from his team were asked to come over to help carry parts around in the new tent-based production line

lol

― mh, Tuesday, July 10, 2018 1:12 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

incredible

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

well the good news is if anyone goes in that cave again and gets stuck there’s an unproven submersible no one knows how to operate made quickly by a man whose cars spontaneously combust ready to rescue them.

omar little, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

also it's too big to make it up and over a curve in the cave iirc

you can uh ride it halfway in

mh, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

there will be a video game made about Musk's heroic venture

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

Doing the classic bum roommate move of leaving his shit behind in case anyone wants to use it huh

badg, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

i have an otherwise reasonable friend who admires musk and is taking the "at least he's trying to help people" line. "Our infrastructure is in shambles and someone is putting his own money into trying to fix it"

it's frustrating.

supreme court justice samuel lance-ito (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

people need to understand that hating musk is fun and good

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

"Our infrastructure is in shambles and someone is putting his own money into trying to fix it"

By sending a submarine to Thailand.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link

acquaintance of mine who snidely said he didn't think 'burger flippers deserved $15 an hour' and regularly posts "Be like Elon" memes that are riddled with factual errors also started a GoFundMe to repair his car after an accident (while not answering the question of why his insurance wouldn't be taking care of it).

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

Here he is claiming to have helped out in Flint - someone queue up the Simpsons Spock gif

Already have

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 10, 2018

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

found it

It's crazy to hear that people think he's doing this for the attention, do you honestly think the man that sent a car to space needs attention?

— TreyPenninger (@SSYGrunt) July 9, 2018

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

incredible

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link

Can't get this out of my head now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOz7OEtaY90

mick signals, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

His bootlicking cult is SO weird. Has anyone seen the woman who keeps trying to gift him crystals?

A person with any self awareness would feel ashamed about Trump managing to respond more appropriately ffs.

gyac, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

No, it means I created jobs for 50,000 people directly and, through parts suppliers & supporting professions, ~250,000 people indirectly, thus supporting half a million families. What have you done?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 10, 2018

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

tbf abt 95% of the hot stanning is elon himself imo

mark s, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link


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