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― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:25 (twenty years ago) link
Ok I am not eating anymore. Thanx Dan!
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link
― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link
I believe U!!
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Dada, Monday, 14 July 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
oh and recently at a club i heard and unfortunately smelt what can only be described as an attack of dysantry followed by a prolapse going on in a cubicle - i nearly fainted it was that bad
― james (james), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:28 (twenty years ago) link
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― Gavin mc linden, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
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― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link
(Thankfully this was in 1998 and 24hrs later bits of the site were flooded with faeces anyway, so I doubt anyone noticed).
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
the night before we ate local market scallops on the barbie. oops. the next morning i got up and went to the toilet with my guts churning. This wasn't like your regular runny tummy - this was beyond pebbledash, this was bad, this was like pissing out of my arse, gallons and gallons of the stuff.
Oh if i could minute every torturous bump and rev and braking in that car. we had this stuff called diocalm. the stated daily dose was 6 tablets a day i necked 'em tablets 2 an hour for the next 14 hours. the car was boiling, dry heat 80F-ish, i was drinkin about 2ltr water per hour. Diocalm gave my bowels a half-chance, they were straining at the leash, ferocious but i could just about clench it back. Without that stuff the inside of our car would have have looked like chocolate Coronation Street but smelt a lot worse. this was nothing short of karmic payback. payback for all the times i'd sung running down the gutter like a melted piece of butter, diarrohea, diarreaha - people think it's funny but it's really wet and runny, diarrohea etc. i butt-clenched my way through countless service station lobbies so i could go lose another six pints. some of those toilets were so traumatizing they turned black and white in my memory within five minutes of leaving them.
― john clarkson, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link
the texture was interresting to say the least
― ayeq (xave), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link
wtf?
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
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― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 1 May 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link
when i got attacked in an alley in dublin with a 2x4 i shit my pants! -- jergins (jergins), Wednesday, April 19, 2006 10:58 AM
diversionary tactic
― gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link
gershy with the crucial revive, but surprised he went jergins over blanchard.
― sanskrit, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link
you always hurt the ones you love
― gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i was about to tell this story again
― jergïns, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link
omg gershy loves jergins!!
― Lingbert, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link
gaiershy
― jergïns, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cornelishollander.com/ch/images/braille.jpg
― gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 06:11 (sixteen years ago) link
there was some message board a while back that had a thread on this.
It spanned hundreds of pages...I laughed, cried, and learned a lot about life.
oh, and to answer the question, the last time I did I was like 9 years old. Couple of photo finishes maybe but my sphincter is made of steel.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 9 December 2007 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link
my sphincter is made of steel. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fa/Batfink.gif/150px-Batfink.gif
― snoball, Sunday, 9 December 2007 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Back in '99, I had my first Valentine's date with my girlfriend at the time. She was very smart (recent college graduate) and was also a sexy burlesque model. So I took her to this fancy mafia-style steakhouse that had lots of red velvet and a piano.
I ordered a 30 ounce steak. Now, it's important to note that I'm only 5'7" and have a pretty slight build. But the steak was AMAZING, and the company was easily its equal.
Before I knew it, I had about one bite to go. Accompanying this bite was an unexpected shart. I excused myself, and made it to the bathroom in time to see the first bite poking out the other end. I threw away my boxers, cleaned up, and returned to the meal.
I told her I was "under the weather" and we did not make out that Valentine's day. I also did not tell her this story until about two years later.
Hasn't happened again since, even when I was on tour with food poisoning.
― Nate Carson, Sunday, 9 December 2007 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link