the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

xp incredible

lol! made my day has that!

ooh, i could rip a tissue.

Obviously printed on toilet paper.

xp! He'll be crushing a grape next, just you see.

He might need some training before attempting the feat of jumping over a doll's house!

... that was the one I was trying to remember.

https://frinkiac.com/video/S02E10/2J16iFREamwbWWsHbPZGHa0_Gis=.gif

gove should be wedgied every time he shows his face in public

Rather extraordinary:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jul/02/uk-ministers-to-fund-saatchi-campaign-for-tunisian-government

The British government is paying M&C Saatchi to run a media campaign for the Tunisian government in an attempt to win voters over reforms that have sparked some of the largest protests in the north African state since the Arab spring.

The advertising agency – known for its punchy political advertising for the Conservative party – has been hired to run a campaign “targeted towards the Tunisian public”, according to documents.

Its objectives are to “improve public awareness of the government’s role in planning and delivering economic reforms” that are being undertaken as part of an IMF-backed plan to cut its budget deficit and boost growth.

“improve public awareness of the government’s role in planning and delivering economic reforms”

that sounds so very kind and benevolent of them!

get Blair's demon eyes back imo!

if they are looking for other clients to "improve awareness" on perhaps the Algerian regime could do with some spin on how death marching migrants into the Sahara is good not bad.

the ad should be a 90 second cut of Haneke's Caché.

democracy is market capitalism and vice versa

lol, never change, neoliberal institutions. Oh yeah, you weren't planning to.

‘Gay conversion therapy’ to be banned, so that’s something.

Don’t think there’s a thread about how bad the new statesman is, so here’s an irregular reminder of how awful Helen Lewis is

pic.twitter.com/VVHj4CGyME

— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) July 3, 2018

it's quite impressive the multiple levels of badness that works on

‘Gay conversion therapy’ to be banned, Stephen Crabb "gutted".

Argh seriously what is the point if nominally left-leaning journalists aren't even prepared to engage with something as innocuous as flexible working in good faith? No wonder this country is so shit.

The maddening thing about Helen Lewis is that seemingly everything she writes feels specifically designed to wind up a particular consituency that has annoyed/been rude about her on Twitter and it seems to drive her opinion on literally everything and she can't keep out of inane Twitter beefs herself. It's such a fucking immature approach to journalism

any Helen Lewis comment on Corbyn justifies Corbyn tbf

weird/not weird how she should imply that the leader of the Labour Party wanting to win an election is somehow a bad thing

Someone in the mentions zapped her with stag along the lines of ‘nobody who’s worked for the Mail gets to opine about football-related jingoism’ LOL

Meanwhile yet another Tory MP (McVey) misleading Parliament nbd

yeah I'm surprised some people are saying she should resign, misleading Parliament is part of the job description and she only got the job because she's one of the ones whose rep can't be damaged any worse by fronting/lying/misrepresenting what UC is actually doing to people. Although I would favour public self-immolation over resignation for this twat tbh.

self-immolation, immolation, either way

That fucking picture of her, Johnson and Javid in today's guardian

magid magid going v strong

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhQzvQcW4AECYvg.jpg

idk what to say abt this really other than it seems v much of the times

Sombrero is an excellent touch.

that is probably the look of the decade

i hope the green party realises that this is the direction they all need to go in now

I feel like there was apparently novichok just sitting around on a park bench for anyone to find deserves a bit of comment given the massive diplomatic incident that's likely to ensue.

what type of bungling amateurs are spilling this shit on park benches? which makes me think it wasn't an FSB sanctioned operation and possibly some rogue element gangsta types, or maybe some Russian Danny Dyer coming to iron some ppl out!

Yes, the theory being floated that "maybe the made up the novichok solution in the park!" seems slightly suspect. Part of the problem is that the government has put forward contradictory experts - a few months ago, we were told rain renders it ineffective so there was no lasting threat, now we're being told it's incredibly persistent.

There's a lot of conspiracy theories / perceived inconsistencies about the profile of the people who were affected as well but speculation is kind of pointless when we know so little about any of it.

Maybe this is a lighthearted Innocent Smoothies promotion gone horribly wrong.

Also enjoying the fishermen's "hooray we've got our fish back"/"we *must* retain access to the single market" logic bomb this morning

Just in time for the England v Russia WC semi final too.

This Russian team are the Novichok of international football, Clive

just picturing Dixon of Dock Green strolling past some RUSSIAN tent with huge plumes of green smoke billowing out, right there in a public park with "Acme nerve-gas labsky" written on the side in cyrillics.

Just in time for the England v Russia WC semi final too

wouldn’t want to be on the bench for that one then

*welbeck jogs on to the pitch and then suddenly falls over for no apparent reason*

yeah that's Henderson's job

wouldn’t want to be on the bench for that one then

Top notch.

xps fishermen here have put up a sign on their hut calling for Theresa May to be hung as a traitor, not sure they'd be that keen on the single market

a rep from some kind of fishermen's union was literally demanding that their access to the single market remain unaffected last night, just after he was saying how good it was that we were free to choose which foreign flags of convenience we'd allow to empty the North Sea from now on

I can't work out what it is that fishermen and farmers actually want that makes sense in any way tbh.

they want shooting is what they want