why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i kinda like it even though the face is also the face of winning wimbledon

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 03:41 (five years ago) link

2 days after that pic and jesus isn’t returning yr txts and then sez he is just like, kinda busy these days sorry i’m sure ur a super gal tho xx

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 09:41 (five years ago) link

haha

Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link

yeah although i think it's a sweet pic. would prefer if jesus were replaced with a lost relative or something though

Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:12 (five years ago) link

Tbh that's what I thought it was when I first saw it

groovypanda, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 11:14 (five years ago) link

WHAT A GOAL

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

awesome painting called 'polyphonic spree meet their fans'

Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:05 (five years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

circle jerks

Neil S, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

Are they suggesting colonic surgery there?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

TBH the idea of a bunch of yesmen standing around clapping when I comment on getting over a cold or my $15 lottery win seems a bit much.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 5 July 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

This guy's last FB post before he died was to this. It's at the top of his memorialized page now. I hope that it is not my last ilx post before I die.

http://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/155.jpg
http://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/252.jpg
http://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/328.jpg
http://www.hrtwarming.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/52.jpg

how's life, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

was a link to this

how's life, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

It was nice knowing you, how's life. My thoughts and prayers go out to your family.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 July 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

GET'S!

how's life, Friday, 6 July 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

the joke that ignores the comedy rule of 3 by more than doubling the number AND hypes up new mexico as the ultimate spice lovers of the US? now thats what i call a meme.

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

How is it ignoring the rule of three?

Count the number of judges!

Mark G, Friday, 6 July 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link

hehehehe

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

brb gotta barf up my entire skeleton

"And when you're done with that, eat her face."

nickn, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:29 (five years ago) link

That is the worst yet and what kind of savage posts that on public social media?

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link

trying to open this thread starting with that post on Flagging app kept breaking my phone. Now I know why.

kinder, Thursday, 12 July 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

Fuck all the adorable cop lip sync videos

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh god *destroys* destroy everybody who ruins that verb

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

that one is great, I say as I smirk quite Jewishly

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

Needs to be in the "powerful conservative images" thread

And where did you acquire this fine bundle of lettuce? (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

That one is a parody you nimrods

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

say it isn't so

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link

saw a truck at the gas station with a dozen Marine-themed stickers on the back and my mind has been polluted by jokes because I saw a “molon labe” one and immediately thought “ah yes the heart-removing villain from Temple of Doom”

mh, Monday, 30 July 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

prepare to semper fi.... IN HELL

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 July 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

Not just a parody, but one of the most widely distributed copypasta of all time, if it's the first time you've seen it then I just have to congratulate you on successfully avoiding reddit and 4chan, you have done well.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

Ha

Nimrods

F# A# (∞), Monday, 30 July 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

o_O

faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 10 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

what the hell

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

I made another one:

https://imgflip.com/i/2fzdto

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 16 August 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/2fzdto.jpg

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 16 August 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not a terrible meme or macro but existing in the same circles of hell

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10217447198121062&set=a.3388264154572&type=3&permPage=1

vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 3 September 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link

dw i made one

https://i.imgflip.com/2h3bqo.jpg

vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 3 September 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link

ok technically twitter but sometimes i forget to unfollow old clients and this is a doozy of a fake quote

https://s22.postimg.cc/mexo6urwh/modest-mouse.jpg

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link

of all the innumerable sources for a fake quote, why would you pick modest mouse ffs

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

To connect with uhhhh Millennials?

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

what are words to the mind exactly?

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/N95JwqK.jpg

crüt, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link


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