Where does the new Dave Matthews Band get traction?
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 July 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link
Wanting to make a Tinder profile with Lefs photo and that quote ^^
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 8 July 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link
Wait a minute, is this rock? Made by a woman? Why isn’t the world all over this?
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 13 July 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
lol
― maura, Friday, 13 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
Or you could be the inane publishing industry, which killed e-books so it could maintain its old numbers. Amazon wanted to push the industry into the future, GROW the business, with all titles under ten bucks. But NO! (Where is John Belushi when you need him?) Now e-books cost as much as, and sometimes even MORE, than physical. The book industry thinks it won, but it lost
TBF, editors and publishers and cover designers and researchers and lawyers and manuscript-readers and acqusitions staff and secretaries and software licenses and rent and electricity and office equipment wouldn't need to be paid if the inane publishing industry just stopped existing and every single book was text-only and published & sold by Amazon for $9.99, of which 99c goes to the author.
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link
oh you sweet naive child
Your eyes would have bugged out. Girls in bikinis. Short ones, tall ones, big ones, small ones. So many fish in the sea you became inured to them. I didn’t know breasts came in that many shapes and sizes. That you could be that thin and be so naturally endowed.
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
Don’t laugh, this is the story of tomorrow, the joke is on YOU!
― Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
holy shit the entire piece that katherine quoted contains enough Lefgems to keep this thread going for a year
...the assembled multitude was a rainbow of colors, as many Latinos as whites, maybe more, blacks, multicultural people, [...]But it was not scary, AT ALL! Bump into someone by accident and no one took offense. With that many people in attendance you could get scared, think of violence, but there was none of that, it was strangely calm.But in VIP most of the people were white. So we’re still segregated, albeit by economic opportunity and success.
But it was not scary, AT ALL! Bump into someone by accident and no one took offense. With that many people in attendance you could get scared, think of violence, but there was none of that, it was strangely calm.
But in VIP most of the people were white. So we’re still segregated, albeit by economic opportunity and success.
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
Don’t laugh, this is the story of tomorrow, the joke is on YOU!― Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, July 31, 2018 9:53 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i feel this
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
the latest letter is....a lot to take in
Yesterday I played Shawn Colvin’s “Steady On,” of which I had an advance cassette, I played it that week in Minnesota after my ex-wife left, she said she’d call when I landed, but she never did. And when we finally connected I told her not to pick me up at the airport, I just could not be disappointed once more.
also a possible Minnesota connection!!!! woah
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link
Bump into someone by “accident,” just to test if they’re “naturally endowed,” and no one takes offense (or at least can catch you as you slip away through the crowd)
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link
"I Just Could Not Be Disappointed Once More: The Bob Lefsetz Story"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link
This thread has gone from successfully pointing and laughing to something far more convoluted and confusing.
Upgrade?
― (V) (°,,,,°) (V) (Austin), Thursday, 2 August 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link
The public only has time for the best, and if you're not it, find another vertical. Don't try to be LIKE Drake, BE Drake!
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 10 August 2018 03:27 (five years ago) link
Dude still wants to fuck Linda Ronstadt, innit
― Josefa, Friday, 10 August 2018 05:17 (five years ago) link
t's different here. The bathroom has a water sprayer next to the toilet, in case you don't use paper...
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link
In Case You Don't Use Paper would've been a perfect Horrible 70s album title
― President Keyes, Monday, 20 August 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link
the whole line wouldn't be a bad SZA lyric.
― fact checking cuz, Monday, 20 August 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link
"I've been a fan of satellite radio since day one; I never listen to terrestrial EVER," said Bob Lefsetz.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/bob-lefsetz-music-writer-and-outspoken-columnist-will-host-new-live-talk-show-exclusively-for-siriusxm-300700476.html
― Frozen CD, Wednesday, 22 August 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
man of the people
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link
Reminds me of that Lou Reed interview:
Sirius's impending merger with XM is anticipated to boost earnings. Do you own any stock in the company?What are you, a fucking asshole? I'm here telling you the truth about music and you want to know if I have stock in the fucking radio? You fucking piece of shit. What did I do to deserve that?
― stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link
The best place I’ve been in the last decade is Bogota, because I felt so alive, because everybody had had a relative assassinated, they were living the Grass Roots lifestyle, they were living for today.
― fact checking cuz, Sunday, 26 August 2018 05:13 (five years ago) link
so grotesque I can’t even zing
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 27 August 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link
That sentence is amazing in every way, and should be memorialized in stone (in the Lefsetz Library, perhaps).
― stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Monday, 27 August 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link
Hoo boy
― guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link
This is kind of hysterical. The pussy-grabber in chief rapes and pillages our nation and its relationships, yet a comedian is unable to pursue his career. Have we lost perspective?
― guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link
Hell, I'll step in a hole here, lesbians have weighed in on Louis C.K.'s return, and they're entitled to their voice, but I'm telling you now the average male is wincing, wondering whether we should take our heterosexual clues from gay people.
― fact checking cuz, Thursday, 30 August 2018 13:29 (five years ago) link
Heterosexual Clues: The Bob Lefsetz Story
― tylerw, Thursday, 30 August 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link
Dude’s gettin pretty ugly here. Liked it better when he was talking about the Apple Watch.
― stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Thursday, 30 August 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link
he always sucked
― maura, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link
ESPECIALLY when talking about women in any way
there seems to be little room for soul music in the black space these days
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 14 September 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
What is this "black space" you speak of?
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Friday, 14 September 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link
I've got a black space, babe, and I'll white your name
― President Keyes, Friday, 14 September 2018 15:16 (five years ago) link
A+
― sleeve, Friday, 14 September 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link
What is this rat bastardry
https://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2018/09/bob-lefsetz-jason-flom-join-for-no-holds-barred-tour.html
I am deeply insulted that there's no way I can buy negative tickets to this tour, ie tickets that force a venue to hold a space open, and where the money paid for them goes to anyone else but the people on stage.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 September 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link
Flom, who is the Founder and CEO of Lava Records, Lava Music Publishing, and Lava Media, LLC., and previously served as Chairman and CEO at Atlantic Records, Virgin Records, and Capitol Music Group, is personally responsible for launching acts such as Lorde, Katy Perry, Kid Rock, and Greta Van Fleet
look, he might have waited a decade and four albums after teenaged Kid Rock got himself support slots for BDP to sign him, but Flom's taxes paid for the road Rock drove on to get to those shows. and he drank some New Zealand wine once, which means that he built the high school where Lorde won a talent contest. his grandmother made him go to church on Christmas, and gave him a dollar to put in the collection plate, so he basically funded Katy Hudson's Christian music career eight years before Katy Perry signed to Capitol as her third major label deal.
― Bitty Gingham Sheet (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link
Sounds like a good date night to me.
― how's life, Friday, 21 September 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link
start saving your tomatoes now so they’ll be nice and mushy
― maura, Friday, 21 September 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
Your skin is better than mine.Your attitude is better than mine.I am the problem, I need to GET OUT!
Your attitude is better than mine.
I am the problem, I need to GET OUT!
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link
Come on, you've been there, oftentimes without a condom. It's physical, you cannot fight the urge.And it's the groove of the track, like building to orgasm.You're no longer flaccid, the blood is flowing, you're erect.Even better, it's reciprocal, you're not alone doing the hand jive.WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
And it's the groove of the track, like building to orgasm.
You're no longer flaccid, the blood is flowing, you're erect.
Even better, it's reciprocal, you're not alone doing the hand jive.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 14 December 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link
the above, it should be noted, is his response to this def leppard lyric: "I've gotta know tonight / If you're alone tonight / Can't stop this feeling / Can't stop this fire."
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 14 December 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link
but i mean, come on, you've been there!
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 14 December 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link
goddammit why must lefsetz tear down everything good
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 14 December 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link
“Oftentimes Without a Condom: The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Bob Lefsetz”
― underqualified backing vocalist (morrisp), Friday, 14 December 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link
credit where credit is due: his column this week about pledgemusic's failure to pay the band fastball, and the responses he published a day later from a bunch of other people who haven't gotten paid, was on the money and the company is now very publicly being called to account. good use of his little bit o' clout.
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 25 January 2019 02:36 (five years ago) link
Corporations are not people. PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE!Then again, Depeche Mode said that as country artists work to blend products into their songs.
Then again, Depeche Mode said that as country artists work to blend products into their songs.
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 15 February 2019 23:33 (five years ago) link
Arrest him.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 23:34 (five years ago) link
You see the Sunset Strip was populated by castoffs, those not wanted, those who didn't fit in, not Ivy League graduates. It was a different era, your parents didn't bribe colleges to get you in, they expected you to leave the house after high school and stay gone. What you did...Was your business.It's hard to describe the power of rock and roll. It's something you feel, oftentimes in your genitalia.
Was your business.
It's hard to describe the power of rock and roll. It's something you feel, oftentimes in your genitalia.
― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 23 March 2019 03:19 (five years ago) link
an instant classic
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 23 March 2019 03:52 (five years ago) link