why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"And when you're done with that, eat her face."

nickn, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:29 (five years ago) link

That is the worst yet and what kind of savage posts that on public social media?

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link

trying to open this thread starting with that post on Flagging app kept breaking my phone. Now I know why.

kinder, Thursday, 12 July 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

Fuck all the adorable cop lip sync videos

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh god *destroys* destroy everybody who ruins that verb

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

that one is great, I say as I smirk quite Jewishly

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

Needs to be in the "powerful conservative images" thread

And where did you acquire this fine bundle of lettuce? (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 July 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

That one is a parody you nimrods

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

say it isn't so

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link

saw a truck at the gas station with a dozen Marine-themed stickers on the back and my mind has been polluted by jokes because I saw a “molon labe” one and immediately thought “ah yes the heart-removing villain from Temple of Doom”

mh, Monday, 30 July 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

prepare to semper fi.... IN HELL

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 July 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

Not just a parody, but one of the most widely distributed copypasta of all time, if it's the first time you've seen it then I just have to congratulate you on successfully avoiding reddit and 4chan, you have done well.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

Ha

Nimrods

F# A# (∞), Monday, 30 July 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

o_O

faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 10 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

what the hell

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2018 14:44 (five years ago) link

I made another one:

https://imgflip.com/i/2fzdto

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 16 August 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/2fzdto.jpg

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 16 August 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not a terrible meme or macro but existing in the same circles of hell

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10217447198121062&set=a.3388264154572&type=3&permPage=1

vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 3 September 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link

dw i made one

https://i.imgflip.com/2h3bqo.jpg

vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 3 September 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link

ok technically twitter but sometimes i forget to unfollow old clients and this is a doozy of a fake quote

https://s22.postimg.cc/mexo6urwh/modest-mouse.jpg

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link

of all the innumerable sources for a fake quote, why would you pick modest mouse ffs

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

To connect with uhhhh Millennials?

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

what are words to the mind exactly?

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/N95JwqK.jpg

crüt, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

it'd save a lot of effort on everyone's part to just make a shirt that says 'i'm a shitty dad'

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

classy sassy

how's life, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

we've all had those convos about the bugs crawling under our skin

every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

The twist is that he really is in a mental hospital and he hasn't spoken to anyone in years

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

makes u think

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb_eAXxCUAA0fQq.jpg:large

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 October 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link

lol so true

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

disturbing to imagine what the writer thinks a gynecologist does

rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

“Don’t bother him with his movements”??? Like don’t talk to him while he’s pooping? What?

Anyway abolish gender

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

See above re: gender

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

Misandrist my hair!

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

that was a response your scary misandry silby

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

I didn’t say abolish men

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

father

a good father

kinder, Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

I didn’t say abolish me

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

abolish me tbh

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Daily Game: A simple Life Rule... pic.twitter.com/YJb7sQJz6V

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) January 6, 2019

omar little, Sunday, 6 January 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

Memes: They're Not Just for Facebook Any More.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link

would be easier as "let's get this bread/TED/head"

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

not bad/bed/beth.

Ludo, Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:37 (five years ago) link

Great picture on the one about how awful men are

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 6 January 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link


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