OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

lol i had to look that up. that's pretty good.

the king has to be this one tho:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.86364487.7810/raf,750x1000,075,t,101010:01c5ca27c6.u4.jpg

oh yeah, the smooth one is very classic

hahahaha these are the best genre of clothes

the only real option is to have one of these shirts for every day of the week

Currently at an art opening where two dudes are wearing the joy division shirt so I impulse bought pee is stored in the balls.

There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character

— wint (@dril) November 4, 2013

i bought the dril book and i have no regrets

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

my mom reading @dril - "this is so true and so meaningless ... I love his cliches" pic.twitter.com/xv2LnRvFuS

— Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) September 12, 2018

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

― goole, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 7:09 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha this sounds soooo awkward

its weird that the dril book dropped like a day after I spent an hour scrolling through his feed. you read my mind buddy.

can think of at least 3 family members it'll make a great Christmas gift for

"what... are these"

"they're tweets, printed out."

"what are 'tweets'?"

"..................where do you want to go to lunch?"

Buying the book would mean I could read all his good posts online without having to accidentally see anybody’s replies

listening to hurricane florence coverage on the radio and the reporter was talking the looming, flooding-induced pig waste environmental disaster.

"...the manure is stored in..."

"the balls," i said aloud, finishing the sentence for her. weird twitter has ruined me for life.

iirc the location on the gofundme page was in columbus. i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:30 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like a diff/better sense of humor but i cld maybe see it

― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2018 6:38 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iiarc drew and natalie dee were contributing artists to dasharez0ne's card thing, MAKES U THINK

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:43 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just want to say that i was correct itt

so drew toothpaste is da share z0ne admin right

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 28, 2018

confirmed pic.twitter.com/5smfXNJ2vu

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 29, 2018

there are a few contributors i think

apparently a bunch of guys ran the "da share z0ne" account on here, then one guy flipped out & removed everyone from it because one of them was talking to his wife, anyway point is I've been laughing for the last two days at "da share my wife z0ne"

— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 19, 2019

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for da share z0ne to ever again tweet without anybody replying "da share my wife z0ne"

da share z1ne

lol

weird, I thought DSZ was just the toothpaste for dinner guy

thought it was implied a few times that it was a trans woman

Whats the source of this rumor? I love da share zone and would like to learn about the drama

that tweet

seems obvs drew toothpaste is the husband in question

Fuck him

https://i.imgur.com/5TtjkFp.mp4

https://twitter.com/TjGrocery

what on earth

https://twitter.com/I_AM_NIGEL

what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.

undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame

I thought this was particularly special

Sadly, every one below the age of 45 is more interested in finding "Waldo" , than being "Well-to-do"

— wint (@dril) September 7, 2019

not sure whose new account this is but they're off to a strong start

My ass is green, we all know this. It’s been green for some time now. Decades. And we all know I’ve had those wheelèd boots upon my feetsies, and how I glide down and up various hills and avenues, all throughout the district.

— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019

I don’t think you realize who you’re fucking with. Do you think we can’t find you? Do you think we don’t have Viacom satellites over your house right now? If your ass is really green, which is highly doubtful, we’re going to see every little green cheek and every little dimple.

— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019

omg

the News, as you know it, has died... and from its ashes rises "TRUTHPOINT"

streaming LIVE, wednesday at midnight (EST) , on https://t.co/r9fykA0xpy pic.twitter.com/I9UpgHYjnN

— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019

jhaha whaaaaat

perfect

dunno about this format but derek is funny in general

are people actually mad about this? i've seen about 10 posts like 'if you are mad he's finally getting paid after 10 years of being funny for free i dunno what to tell you', which i agree with, but i can't imagine what dweebs actually think this is bad. not to mention this is a super late night adult swim thing on an app. they probably got like 500 bucks for it

im mad its a betrayal of the platform (twitter.com)

I do think some of what makes Dril work is his opacity/mystique and can see how this representation of him might color the way people see his tweets moving forward. You don't have to watch it, though.

your the ones who sold out not me

— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019

I may have been sold with "I'm going to send you back to kindergarten... IN A COFFIN."

good point from derek here. i agree there sell outs

fucking hate sell outs pic.twitter.com/gG3VpwREew

— derek (@eedrk) October 13, 2019

Feel like dril's power is in the medium but I'm thrilled he's gotten a show. Haven't read the book, worried it would ruin mystique - is it any good?

It’s pretty much literally just a collection of his tweets, so yes.

truthpoint is fucking hilarious

WORLD GUINNESS BOOK OF EMOTIONS

who is this derek guy he's the best

also this is like if clickhole did hour-long on cinema episodes

derek does very funny videos on twitter

derek is the funniest human (gregg aside)

in the latest episode dril says something so funny he corpses for like a whole minute afterwards. he earnt that corpse