Yes, have fun suing the insanely rich person.
― Simon H., Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link
Slam dunk libel case in the British courts.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link
Which drugs do we think he’s on?
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:16 (five years ago) link
mixture of cocaine and grown adults unironically calling him batman/iron man
― Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:16 (five years ago) link
Dragonambienergy
― shaqiri tip (nashwan), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link
The thing that really bugs me about Musk is how unspecial he is. Union-fearing dweebs with either a serious coke habit, some freak diet, or both, along with reactionary politics, megalomania, and breathtaking self-regard are nothing special, esp in the tech sector. Really the only difference is his visibility, willingness to say stupid shit in public, and his immense army of extremely online sycophants.
― Simon H., Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Sunday, July 15, 2018 11:16 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
adderall, paranoid about getting busted for accounting fraud
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link
his immense army of extremely online sycophants.
― Simon H., Sunday, July 15, 2018 11:19 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
suspect many of them may be controlled by a pr firm, theres something uncanny about how they all pop up saying the same shit
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
he's actually rich enough to have a cocaine habit
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link
He’s definitely petty enough to hire a pr firm to stroke him off on Twitter
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
less stroking off, more stroking out pls elton
― BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
elon musk go to mars bitch
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link
That may be so re his Twitter fluffers but the uncritical cult is real, I have encountered them
― Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link
yeah hes def actually popular irl but just something about the pattern on twitter makes me suspicious
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link
Elon Musk more like Noel Skum
― shaqiri tip (nashwan), Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link
damn
― BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link
It's comforting to think the lackeys are paid/controlled but no, a lot of people really do just admire him and will defend his honor against fiendish literal hero rescue divers. People say the same shit a lot cause they're dumb and parrot the same shit, no different from people who @ commies and socialists with posts that literally just say "Venezuela"
― Simon H., Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, July 15, 2018 12:05 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link
It’s funny when you see on Twitter someone is arguing with some dumb as a bathtub maga chud & then someone else runs their posts thru a bot checker & it’s 90% and they’re like aha! but it’s like... stupid people post like that
― Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link
(This isn’t arguing against your post lagn, no need to c&p again)
one of the things about musks fans that set off the —alarm— is theyre not generally rude or mad theyre more "wow what have you done to improve humanity like this great man" i mean its def within the realm of possibility that he just has the most boring fans of anyone in the world but i just wldnt be surprised if when this scam all shakes out that theres not a story about payments to a shady pr firm
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link
Elon Musk has definitely jumped the shark lately, no? I'd expect people to jump ship sooner or later, but I'd thought the same about Assange and Greenwald at this point, so what do I know.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link
Elon is developing a new kind of shark. What have you done?
― Number None, Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
lol
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 15 July 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
is he really jumping the shark? clowning on this guy for not being progressive has always been in fashion. look at this thread, it's all about highlighting sycophants and then complaining about their influence. the Elon PWN Cycle is simply compounding at an exponential rate, vis a vis the brain dead ease of Fandom Shaming.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 July 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link
Being popular with isolated sociopaths doesn't equal being IRL popular, fuck this protoplasm.
― Jules Rimet still leaving (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 July 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link
I think Fred is referring to him calling a random rescue worker a pedo and insisting he will prove his useless mini-sub could have saved the kids that have already been saved
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link
he will prove his useless mini-sub could have saved the kids that have already been saved
good. it will keep him occupied and off the streets. unless, of course, he doesn't follow through with his announced plan. but when was that ever true?
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 15 July 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoCze4CNEms
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 15 July 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
Really hope Unsworth takes Musk to the cleaners for that disgusting slur.
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 15 July 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link
lol nice try losers!!!! pic.twitter.com/SFbZ4VSjuJ— libby watson (@libbycwatson) July 15, 2018
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 15 July 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link
I guess you could argue that billionaire cretins function more as torches than sirens
― Jules Rimet still leaving (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 July 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link
― El Tomboto, 15. juli 2018 19:13 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Well, that and a bunch of other stuff these last few weeks. He seems to spend more and more time shouting at random people on twitter.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 15 July 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
clearly a presidency bid
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 July 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link
tweets all gone now. Liked the comment that he catches fire as fast as one of his cars.
― gyac, Sunday, 15 July 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link
Everybody goes so hard on Elon Musk because if you dunk on, like, Cruz or McConnell nothing happens; they don't care. It's like punching the wind. But if you make fun of Elon Musk, there's at least a 93% chance he'll see it and turn beet red and steam will shoot out of his ears— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) July 11, 2018
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 15 July 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link
heh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiLOWZ3W0AAbQp_.jpg
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 16 July 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link
OK I was convinced before, but that dude is totally on the payroll.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 16 July 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link
Gritty remake of Iron Man where Tony Stark spends all day fighting with random people on Twitter before getting in trouble for making unfounded accusations of pedophilia.— Murtaza Mohammad Hussain (@MazMHussain) July 16, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 July 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link
heh🖼
― estela, Monday, 16 July 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link
Gotta give it up for the musketeers, “Latin for foot” is some “German for the bart the” shit
― Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Monday, 16 July 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link
I suspect "pobudz" might be on an ironic tip with that reddit comment fwiw. It is really Poe's Lawish tho.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 16 July 2018 06:17 (five years ago) link
Soon all musk defenders will be doing it ironically
― Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Monday, 16 July 2018 06:27 (five years ago) link
musky tears
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2018 06:46 (five years ago) link
ew
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 16 July 2018 07:00 (five years ago) link
Keep skipping Grimes tracks when they come on in the car because of this asshole.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 16 July 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link
Really hope Unsworth takes Musk to the cleaners for that disgusting slur.― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 15 July 2018 19:44 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 15 July 2018 19:44 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Reportedly considering this - hope it’s true.
― gyac, Monday, 16 July 2018 11:53 (five years ago) link
Elon Musk is the Finchy to his fans' Gareth.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUymt9NCEAALj4z.jpg
― Eliza D., Monday, 16 July 2018 12:03 (five years ago) link
damnhttps://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-insists-he-d-be-much-more-innovative-pedophil-1827630054
― Neil S, Monday, 16 July 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
i missed that ppl thought he was some beneficent post-Christmas Scrooge
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link