Elon Musk

one of the things about musks fans that set off the —alarm— is theyre not generally rude or mad theyre more "wow what have you done to improve humanity like this great man" i mean its def within the realm of possibility that he just has the most boring fans of anyone in the world but i just wldnt be surprised if when this scam all shakes out that theres not a story about payments to a shady pr firm

Elon Musk has definitely jumped the shark lately, no? I'd expect people to jump ship sooner or later, but I'd thought the same about Assange and Greenwald at this point, so what do I know.

Elon is developing a new kind of shark. What have you done?

lol

is he really jumping the shark? clowning on this guy for not being progressive has always been in fashion. look at this thread, it's all about highlighting sycophants and then complaining about their influence. the Elon PWN Cycle is simply compounding at an exponential rate, vis a vis the brain dead ease of Fandom Shaming.

Being popular with isolated sociopaths doesn't equal being IRL popular, fuck this protoplasm.

I think Fred is referring to him calling a random rescue worker a pedo and insisting he will prove his useless mini-sub could have saved the kids that have already been saved

he will prove his useless mini-sub could have saved the kids that have already been saved

good. it will keep him occupied and off the streets. unless, of course, he doesn't follow through with his announced plan. but when was that ever true?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoCze4CNEms

Really hope Unsworth takes Musk to the cleaners for that disgusting slur.

lol nice try losers!!!! pic.twitter.com/SFbZ4VSjuJ

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) July 15, 2018

I guess you could argue that billionaire cretins function more as torches than sirens

I think Fred is referring to him calling a random rescue worker a pedo and insisting he will prove his useless mini-sub could have saved the kids that have already been saved

― El Tomboto, 15. juli 2018 19:13 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, that and a bunch of other stuff these last few weeks. He seems to spend more and more time shouting at random people on twitter.

clearly a presidency bid

tweets all gone now. Liked the comment that he catches fire as fast as one of his cars.

Everybody goes so hard on Elon Musk because if you dunk on, like, Cruz or McConnell nothing happens; they don't care. It's like punching the wind. But if you make fun of Elon Musk, there's at least a 93% chance he'll see it and turn beet red and steam will shoot out of his ears

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) July 11, 2018

heh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiLOWZ3W0AAbQp_.jpg

OK I was convinced before, but that dude is totally on the payroll.

Gritty remake of Iron Man where Tony Stark spends all day fighting with random people on Twitter before getting in trouble for making unfounded accusations of pedophilia.

— Murtaza Mohammad Hussain (@MazMHussain) July 16, 2018

heh

🖼

Gotta give it up for the musketeers, “Latin for foot” is some “German for the bart the” shit

I suspect "pobudz" might be on an ironic tip with that reddit comment fwiw. It is really Poe's Lawish tho.

Soon all musk defenders will be doing it ironically

musky tears

ew

Keep skipping Grimes tracks when they come on in the car because of this asshole.

Really hope Unsworth takes Musk to the cleaners for that disgusting slur.

― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 15 July 2018 19:44 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reportedly considering this - hope it’s true.

Elon Musk is the Finchy to his fans' Gareth.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUymt9NCEAALj4z.jpg

damn
https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-insists-he-d-be-much-more-innovative-pedophil-1827630054

i missed that ppl thought he was some beneficent post-Christmas Scrooge

British caver 'could sue' Elon Musk over Twitter attack

He should crowdfund his legal fees, should get as much as he needs within half an hour.

This chrome plugin which replaces 'Elon Musk' with 'Grimes's boyfriend' is making the internet slightly more fun today

typically weaselly words from the Musk rat
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44870303

I was re-telling this incident to this posh bloke in a pub the other night, and he was absolutely incredulous about the Musky pedo slur - "no no no, he is a very important guy and wouldn't do that". My first encounter with an irl musketeer, no less!

tbf i think a lot of longterm musk hatewatchers were also startled by it

I thought the capacity to be startled by an American billionaire acting like a complete cock might be a bit reduced in recent times!

also, he's apologizing by ... running some kind of cryptocurrency promotion?

I know that sometimes people can get angry and voice an opinion that looks aggressive. Reacting in the way I did was not a good thing. As such I thought of a cool way to make amends with anyone who feels offended.
A way to get yourself free crypto. How does it sound?

Conditions are pretty simple. Just visit:

musk-official-giveaway.com/btc/ - for free BTC

musk-official-giveaway.com/eth/ - for free ETH

P.s. If you send in 3 BTC or 30 ETH, you will get the Grand Prize: a customized Tesla 3 model, delivery included. Limited to one participant! DM me on Twitter if you did that and we will sort everything out.

Thanks,
Elon.

sorry, that is from a fake Elon Musk twitter account. this one is from the real Musk, though:

As this well-written article suggests, my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub, which had been built as an act of kindness & according to specifications from the dive team leader.

i was fully ready to accept the crypto competition as real tbh, seems like exactly the kind of thing he'd do

Telling Musk to “stick his sub where it hurts” is not necessarily the same as suggesting he “engage in a sexual act”.

It is for this sub-fucking degenerate

And to think he wanted to shove kids in there before fucking it. Shameful

he's sunk to new depths

TS: sexual acts with submarine vs. sexual acts with children.

grinding nemo

lol!

my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub

lmfao

gonna be the new kanye stage rant

(sex) toy story