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heh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiLOWZ3W0AAbQp_.jpg

sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 16 July 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

OK I was convinced before, but that dude is totally on the payroll.

El Tomboto, Monday, 16 July 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link

Gritty remake of Iron Man where Tony Stark spends all day fighting with random people on Twitter before getting in trouble for making unfounded accusations of pedophilia.

— Murtaza Mohammad Hussain (@MazMHussain) July 16, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 July 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link

heh

🖼


and have people considered that when he said “this British expat guy who lives in Thailand (sus)” the sus was short for sustenance (thai food)

estela, Monday, 16 July 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link

Gotta give it up for the musketeers, “Latin for foot” is some “German for the bart the” shit

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Monday, 16 July 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link

I suspect "pobudz" might be on an ironic tip with that reddit comment fwiw. It is really Poe's Lawish tho.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 16 July 2018 06:17 (five years ago) link

Soon all musk defenders will be doing it ironically

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Monday, 16 July 2018 06:27 (five years ago) link

musky tears

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2018 06:46 (five years ago) link

ew

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 16 July 2018 07:00 (five years ago) link

Keep skipping Grimes tracks when they come on in the car because of this asshole.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 16 July 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link

Really hope Unsworth takes Musk to the cleaners for that disgusting slur.

― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 15 July 2018 19:44 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reportedly considering this - hope it’s true.

gyac, Monday, 16 July 2018 11:53 (five years ago) link

Elon Musk is the Finchy to his fans' Gareth.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUymt9NCEAALj4z.jpg

Eliza D., Monday, 16 July 2018 12:03 (five years ago) link

i missed that ppl thought he was some beneficent post-Christmas Scrooge

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

He should crowdfund his legal fees, should get as much as he needs within half an hour.

Jules Rimet still leaving (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

This chrome plugin which replaces 'Elon Musk' with 'Grimes's boyfriend' is making the internet slightly more fun today

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 16 July 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link

typically weaselly words from the Musk rat
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44870303

Neil S, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 08:09 (five years ago) link

I was re-telling this incident to this posh bloke in a pub the other night, and he was absolutely incredulous about the Musky pedo slur - "no no no, he is a very important guy and wouldn't do that". My first encounter with an irl musketeer, no less!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link

tbf i think a lot of longterm musk hatewatchers were also startled by it

mark s, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:12 (five years ago) link

I thought the capacity to be startled by an American billionaire acting like a complete cock might be a bit reduced in recent times!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:17 (five years ago) link

also, he's apologizing by ... running some kind of cryptocurrency promotion?

I know that sometimes people can get angry and voice an opinion that looks aggressive. Reacting in the way I did was not a good thing. As such I thought of a cool way to make amends with anyone who feels offended.
A way to get yourself free crypto. How does it sound?

Conditions are pretty simple. Just visit:

musk-official-giveaway.com/btc/ - for free BTC

musk-official-giveaway.com/eth/ - for free ETH

P.s. If you send in 3 BTC or 30 ETH, you will get the Grand Prize: a customized Tesla 3 model, delivery included. Limited to one participant! DM me on Twitter if you did that and we will sort everything out.

Thanks,
Elon.

soref, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:22 (five years ago) link

sorry, that is from a fake Elon Musk twitter account. this one is from the real Musk, though:

As this well-written article suggests, my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub, which had been built as an act of kindness & according to specifications from the dive team leader.

soref, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:25 (five years ago) link

i was fully ready to accept the crypto competition as real tbh, seems like exactly the kind of thing he'd do

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:28 (five years ago) link

Telling Musk to “stick his sub where it hurts” is not necessarily the same as suggesting he “engage in a sexual act”.

michaellambert, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:37 (five years ago) link

It is for this sub-fucking degenerate

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:47 (five years ago) link

And to think he wanted to shove kids in there before fucking it. Shameful

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:47 (five years ago) link

he's sunk to new depths

Neil S, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:48 (five years ago) link

TS: sexual acts with submarine vs. sexual acts with children.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:51 (five years ago) link

grinding nemo

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:56 (five years ago) link

lol!

calzino, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:56 (five years ago) link

my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub

lmfao

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:57 (five years ago) link

gonna be the new kanye stage rant

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:57 (five years ago) link

(sex) toy story

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:57 (five years ago) link

think i might be detecting some attempt to present an equivalency between submarines and children here, elon sees the sub as his child perhaps

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 09:58 (five years ago) link

seems more like a straightforward sub-dom relaysh to me tbh

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:01 (five years ago) link

ayy lol

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:02 (five years ago) link

I mean, the whole sub idea does seem like something Musk just pulled out of his arse.

michaellambert, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:04 (five years ago) link

Something something up periscope.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:06 (five years ago) link

jacque cousteau could never get this low

Clay, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:12 (five years ago) link

the life erotic

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:36 (five years ago) link

yes

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:37 (five years ago) link

spelunking
the act of exploring for the missing condom after deep penetration
The next morning, "Oh yeah, we never found it. Better get out the head lamp so we can go spelunking."

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:38 (five years ago) link

Lost Johnny's out there.

Absolute Unit Delta Plus (Noel Emits), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 10:42 (five years ago) link

Elon should find out what that Jared Fogle fellow is up to these days

Neil S, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link

I mean obviously the glaring problem is that it’s a craven, manipulative billionaire weirdo punching wayyyyy down to a literal hero who rescues children from cave death, but if the tables were turned we do have to admit that “this British expat guy who lives in Thailand (sus)” is kind of a good zing

we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

do we tho is my question

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 13:20 (five years ago) link

Twitter as a force of seeing into dark celebrity souls

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 13:23 (five years ago) link

“this British expat guy who lives in Thailand (sus)” is kind of a good zing

― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 18, 2018 9:19 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see and if he had just stuck with that he wldve been in the clear but he had to go and spell it out and now hes gonna have to give that guy a million dollars

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 13:28 (five years ago) link


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