F you and your:

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (84 of them)

beautiful body

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

fuck you and yer gran's flange

mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

'the horse that you rode in on' is the k-classic add-on

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

dog x 1000

ppl act like it's TOTALLY FINE that they're wandering around with these things dragging them into places in flagrant disregard of posted notices about how only service animals are allowed and letting them poop wherever the fuck they want, dogs should be kept indoors

devops mom (silby), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link

Hat

Mark G, Friday, 20 July 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

ppl and their phones are the fuckin worst

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

dad: your a disappointment
ilxor: fuck you and your your

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

f you and your Vanilla Ice in the conference room

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link

definitely f you and the horse you rode in on

but also f you and your sanctimonious bullshit

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:44 (five years ago) link

telescope

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:56 (five years ago) link

best friend

alomar lines, Saturday, 21 July 2018 03:08 (five years ago) link

Dog. Most dogs are tiny around here. It’s weird as fuck - feel relieved when I see like a pit bull or Rottweiler

No angel came (Ross), Saturday, 21 July 2018 10:41 (five years ago) link

it's a tie between dog and cigarette for me

Dinsdale, Saturday, 21 July 2018 11:17 (five years ago) link

Dog, by which I mean dog & bone, by which I mean phone

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Saturday, 21 July 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link

flugelhorn

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 21 July 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

s

Chase Knobbe? Have you Courtney Cox? (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

your minions too

thomasintrouble, Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

Horse you rode in on, aye

Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

Horse you rode in on, aye

Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

college dream
forever stronger than all

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 July 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

Exercise routine, inclusive of jogging

calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

hazel!

com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

ham sandwich

calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

Expensive camera

calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 30 July 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

dog every time

Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Monday, 30 July 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

bicycle should have more votes

sleepy sweet (Ross), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

plastic coffee cup

calstars, Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

turmeric smoothie

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

Instagram feed

Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

paper coffee cup
What the fuck is wrong with you
Use a thermos punk

calstars, Sunday, 27 January 2019 00:19 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

Eames chair

chips moomin (unregistered), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link

crew

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:57 (four years ago) link

Mom

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 30 September 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link

PDA.

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link

over-projected voice

gyac, Monday, 30 September 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link

reputation for acerbic yet heart-felt send-ups of the English ruling class

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link

Tesla

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 30 September 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

memes

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 30 September 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

pineapple on pizza

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

Cellphone camera

calstars, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link

forever, stronger than all

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Motorized scooter

calstars, Monday, 25 May 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Public jogging routine

calstars, Sunday, 6 December 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

Honda Civic, i’ve a horse outside

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 6 December 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

Atom bomb

handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Monday, 7 December 2020 08:41 (three years ago) link

Gun, ye prick!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 7 December 2020 09:01 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Food delivery

calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2021 12:07 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2mkKr7x0kY

sarahell, Sunday, 18 April 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

Shoe return

calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Oh so public exercise routine

calstars, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link

$3k DSLR rig

calstars, Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

jogging imperative

calstars, Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

sport utility vehicle

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

People see a fog and are like “omg this is the first fog I’ve ever seen in my life, I have to stop what I’m doing and pretend like I have food and psyche out this fog and steal a pet of his head and laugh maniacally”

calstars, Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link

Avocado toast

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:23 (one year ago) link

Dunkin’ pickup order

calstars, Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Animal that pisses on the sidewalk and shits on the street

calstars, Saturday, 20 August 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Dog

calstars, Sunday, 3 September 2023 03:32 (seven months ago) link

That's illegal

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 03:45 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Statement t-shirt

calstars, Sunday, 17 September 2023 20:27 (seven months ago) link

am literally wearing a t-shirt right now that says "A t-shirt with some writing on it"

i realise this is insufferable

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 September 2023 23:27 (seven months ago) link

rented scooter

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 September 2023 23:48 (seven months ago) link

public piano

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 18 September 2023 00:21 (seven months ago) link

Dan Fogelberg

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 September 2023 03:56 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

car

calstars, Saturday, 14 October 2023 19:28 (six months ago) link

etchings

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 14 October 2023 20:25 (six months ago) link

tl/dr?

calstars, Saturday, 14 October 2023 23:11 (six months ago) link

three months pass...

ῥοδοδάκτυλος Ἠώς

hogarth brooks (unregistered), Friday, 9 February 2024 03:00 (two months ago) link

Grubhub order

calstars, Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:30 (two months ago) link

extremely western north carolina accent: gruuuuuhb huuuuhb

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:05 (two months ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.