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Hat

Mark G, Friday, 20 July 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

ppl and their phones are the fuckin worst

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

dad: your a disappointment
ilxor: fuck you and your your

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

f you and your Vanilla Ice in the conference room

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link

definitely f you and the horse you rode in on

but also f you and your sanctimonious bullshit

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:44 (five years ago) link

telescope

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:56 (five years ago) link

best friend

alomar lines, Saturday, 21 July 2018 03:08 (five years ago) link

Dog. Most dogs are tiny around here. It’s weird as fuck - feel relieved when I see like a pit bull or Rottweiler

No angel came (Ross), Saturday, 21 July 2018 10:41 (five years ago) link

it's a tie between dog and cigarette for me

Dinsdale, Saturday, 21 July 2018 11:17 (five years ago) link

Dog, by which I mean dog & bone, by which I mean phone

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Saturday, 21 July 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link

flugelhorn

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 21 July 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

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Chase Knobbe? Have you Courtney Cox? (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

your minions too

thomasintrouble, Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

Horse you rode in on, aye

Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

Horse you rode in on, aye

Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

college dream
forever stronger than all

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 July 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link

Exercise routine, inclusive of jogging

calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

hazel!

com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

ham sandwich

calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

Expensive camera

calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 30 July 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

dog every time

Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Monday, 30 July 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

bicycle should have more votes

sleepy sweet (Ross), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

plastic coffee cup

calstars, Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

turmeric smoothie

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

Instagram feed

Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

paper coffee cup
What the fuck is wrong with you
Use a thermos punk

calstars, Sunday, 27 January 2019 00:19 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

Eames chair

chips moomin (unregistered), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link

crew

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:57 (four years ago) link

Mom

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 30 September 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link

PDA.

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link

over-projected voice

gyac, Monday, 30 September 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link

reputation for acerbic yet heart-felt send-ups of the English ruling class

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link

Tesla

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 30 September 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

memes

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 30 September 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

pineapple on pizza

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

Cellphone camera

calstars, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link

forever, stronger than all

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:34 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Motorized scooter

calstars, Monday, 25 May 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Public jogging routine

calstars, Sunday, 6 December 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

Honda Civic, i’ve a horse outside

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 6 December 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

Atom bomb

handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Monday, 7 December 2020 08:41 (three years ago) link

Gun, ye prick!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 7 December 2020 09:01 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Food delivery

calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2021 12:07 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2mkKr7x0kY

sarahell, Sunday, 18 April 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

Shoe return

calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Oh so public exercise routine

calstars, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link

$3k DSLR rig

calstars, Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

jogging imperative

calstars, Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

sport utility vehicle

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

People see a fog and are like “omg this is the first fog I’ve ever seen in my life, I have to stop what I’m doing and pretend like I have food and psyche out this fog and steal a pet of his head and laugh maniacally”

calstars, Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link

Avocado toast

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:23 (one year ago) link

Dunkin’ pickup order

calstars, Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Animal that pisses on the sidewalk and shits on the street

calstars, Saturday, 20 August 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Dog

calstars, Sunday, 3 September 2023 03:32 (seven months ago) link

That's illegal

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 03:45 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Statement t-shirt

calstars, Sunday, 17 September 2023 20:27 (seven months ago) link

am literally wearing a t-shirt right now that says "A t-shirt with some writing on it"

i realise this is insufferable

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 September 2023 23:27 (seven months ago) link

rented scooter

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 September 2023 23:48 (seven months ago) link

public piano

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 18 September 2023 00:21 (seven months ago) link

Dan Fogelberg

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 September 2023 03:56 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

car

calstars, Saturday, 14 October 2023 19:28 (six months ago) link

etchings

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 14 October 2023 20:25 (six months ago) link

tl/dr?

calstars, Saturday, 14 October 2023 23:11 (six months ago) link

three months pass...

ῥοδοδάκτυλος Ἠώς

hogarth brooks (unregistered), Friday, 9 February 2024 03:00 (two months ago) link

Grubhub order

calstars, Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:30 (two months ago) link

extremely western north carolina accent: gruuuuuhb huuuuhb

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:05 (two months ago) link


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