yeah good luck finding an older white man who loves those bands
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 22 July 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHVjs4aobqs
― Isora Clubland (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 July 2018 22:51 (six years ago) link
I found Ferris Bueller more insufferable than anyone else in the film
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 23 July 2018 00:57 (six years ago) link
Lost in Translation
― louise ck (milo z), Monday, 23 July 2018 01:13 (six years ago) link
ScarJo's husband wasn't a bad guy, he was just trying to work. That's why you're in Tokyo to start with!
― louise ck (milo z), Monday, 23 July 2018 01:14 (six years ago) link
viewing humperdinck, count rugen and vizzini as the 'good guys' of princess bride is up there with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yHyxeju1U
― This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 23 July 2018 01:15 (six years ago) link
There was nothing particularly likeabke or sympathetic about the lead characters in Lost in Translation. Being a bored spouse who moved somewhere for their partner’s high paying job is v 1% problems.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 23 July 2018 03:06 (six years ago) link
uh
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 July 2018 03:11 (six years ago) link
Ok I barely remember the plot of that movie so if that’s not a totally accurate rendering for some reason w/e. It was boring.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 23 July 2018 03:13 (six years ago) link
It was a long time ago that I saw it but were we supposed to think that Charlotte's husband was a bad guy or even that she was especially 'good'? I didn't really see it that way.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 23 July 2018 03:24 (six years ago) link
he wasn't outwardly dickish but he was thoughtless and selfish iirc
― call all destroyer, Monday, 23 July 2018 03:25 (six years ago) link
I somehow have never seen Lost in Translation. I remember it coming out, and don't know why I never saw it, 2003 was right when I started going to art houses, it must've passed thru here in a couple of weeks. I remember it came out in August. I've had a copy of it for 2 years, I should watch it this week.
― flappy bird, Monday, 23 July 2018 04:49 (six years ago) link
So little is made of the husband that I think that all the romantic confusion is from whitin Charlotte.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 23 July 2018 04:57 (six years ago) link
Also the shark in Jaws is mostly minding its own business.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 23 July 2018 05:01 (six years ago) link
spielberg's war of the worlds, where an emasculated tom cruise proves his manhood and parenting skills by killing a half-crazy person.
i'm not saying the aliens were the good guys. but it was aliens.
― adam the (abanana), Monday, 23 July 2018 05:11 (six years ago) link
i mean given the situation...
i know he's a failing / deadbeat dad in the beginning but still. end of the world, rules don't apply
― flappy bird, Monday, 23 July 2018 05:25 (six years ago) link
speaking of aliens, the bugs in starship troopers are good not bad
― mark s, Monday, 23 July 2018 13:01 (six years ago) link
the screenwriter is 100% of that view!
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 23 July 2018 13:03 (six years ago) link
The Thing, as well. Who among us hasn't impersonated Wilfred Brimley in a simple effort to escape the planet earth?
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 July 2018 13:07 (six years ago) link
iirc in pirates of the Caribbean the pirates’ dastardly plan is to... give Orlando bloom a tiny cut on his palm and then immediately die. That doesn’t seem so bad tbh? Kinda cunty of depp et al to put so much effort into preventing that
― Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Monday, 23 July 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link
i think there was consequences for eg knightley as well as bloom but i mean whod weep for a pair of mannequins like em throw in harry potter and youd have done 2003-present cinema a real fuckin favour
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 23 July 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link
hero of potc ii and iii is davy jones this is canon
― mark s, Monday, 23 July 2018 13:34 (six years ago) link
the character known as maverick in top gun is in fact a dangerous maverick
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 23 July 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link
I have vague memories of having to sit through The Beach in the cinema, with a group for someone's birthday. Correct me if I'm wrong, but as I remember it, Leonardo DiCaprio's protagonist character is a terrible guy who cheats on his loved ones, disrupts the status quo not necessarily (intended) in a good way, goes on a drug trip, then offers some holier-than-thou moralising words in the end.
― Valentijn, Monday, 23 July 2018 13:55 (six years ago) link
also rentons curve in trainspotting
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 23 July 2018 14:04 (six years ago) link
Almost everyone in Love Actually is pretty horrible; same goes for most Hugh Granty movies like 4 Weddings etc.
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 July 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link
this is because richard curtis is a fucking monster iirc
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 July 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
I feel the format of the thread demands that you have to indicate who you think the good guys are, and whether they’re played by Bill Nighy.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 July 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
yes this is key
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 23 July 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
the guy from gattaca who is going to die on his space mission and ruin everything
― adam the (abanana), Monday, 23 July 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link
The good guy in Red Dawn = the gun registration forms
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 July 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link
the good guy in red dawn is the soviet commander iirc
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 July 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link
not to be 'hans gruber was right' but hearing the story how the director tricked alan rickman into his death plummet reaction, i feel like the real diabolical villain of die hard was john mctiernan
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 23 July 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link
the real villain is the cop who finally regains his confidence enough to shoot people
― Οὖτις, Monday, 23 July 2018 16:10 (six years ago) link
(also fuck that movie)
Was still reassigned later to the Urkel district
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 July 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
― Van Horn Street, Monday, July 23, 2018 12:01 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the mayor is definitely the real villain in jaws
― ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Monday, 23 July 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link
Starship Troopers and Kiss Me Deadly are more “screenwriter has different ideas about who the bad guys are than the author of the book they’re adapting.”
― JoeStork, Monday, 23 July 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link
feel like a lot of anti-ferris takes don't acknowledge that there's a lot of pathos in that movie due to the heavily implied sense that ferris's life post-high school is gonna be pretty bleak, and that we're witnessing the last happy period of his life.
― ryan, Monday, 23 July 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
or that a lot of his "acting out" is due to his own dawning sense of that future.
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, July 23, 2018 7:04 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
renton isn't meant to be a "good guy" in trainspotting. he's less bad than sick boy and begbie, worse than spud.
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
Cameron’s got it worse. Another nom for thread: Duckie and/or Harry Dean Stanton are the true heroes of Pretty in Pink. Molly Ringwald is just teening dopily along. Apparently the original ending had Duckie and Andie ending up together, but that’s not necessary. Duckie learns the real lesson ( and it’s the OMD song).
― rb (soda), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
duckie is an asshole though. in love with his best friend, doesn't tell her how he feels, acts all jealous and shitty when she is interested in another guy
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
― Valentijn, Monday, July 23, 2018 6:55 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i watched the beach a few years ago and... yeah it's all kinda hazy, though i think the script is aware that leo's character is a dick and the perfect society he found wasn't so perfect
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link
trying to reconstruct the beach from memory reminded me of into the wild, the movie adaptation of which was trying desperately to convince me that the main character wasn't insufferable
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:39 (six years ago) link
It's been aaaaages since I read it (or saw the movie, tbh) but iirc Spud was more the protagonist of the Trainspotting novel than Renton was.
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
Huh. I don't get that at all. Je suis Ferris, to an extent, and I did fine. I blew off months' worth of HS classes, smuggled vodka on field trips, forged library passes, may or may not have gotten high with a chemistry teacher. Went to college (of course), where I fucked off for entire semesters and mostly got away with shit by being white, male, straight, cute, reasonably clever, and having a reasonably well-to-do family with good connections.
Where is the evidence that Ferris ends up as badly off as even Lloyd Dobler (who also did fine, I suspect) or Kyle M.'s character?
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
Molly Ringwald and I think Duckie is gay; Jon Cryer disagrees.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
been saying for years. Plenty of gay men pined for girls in high school.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 July 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link
Willie Wonka is a manipulative, moralising prick who thinks nothing of putting children and their parents through psychological torture and uses his wealth and power to adopt Charlie rather than going through background checks and demonstrating his fitness to be a parent.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 23 July 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link