coworker two months ago: "no man, I swear, you don't need to refrigerate milk because it's pasteurized!"coworker this week: "Ohhhh my god why do I have such horrible stomach pains?"
― No organ. (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link
Ah ha ha.
This is the thread I need at least as often as the 'stupid, annoying coworkers' thread.
Hey dude who always loudly scats at the urinal: don't do that. You don't need to do that.
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link
i assume you mean scat in the scatman john sense of the word rather than the umm... other sense?
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link
The former, but I would never discount what else a disgusting savage of this ilk might be capable of.
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link
is there a single link I can give to people who put "S" in the middle of every time zone abbreviation, even during daylight saving time?
― formerly abanana (dat), Wednesday, 3 August 2022 04:53 (one year ago) link