Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

How does Donald Trump shit?

According to Scott Adams, brilliantly and strategically.

through persuasion

He’s definitely a dud. That might be challops but I believe it.

just remembered this guy's views on exercise bahahahahaha

Be more hilarious if he had a HEART ATTACK and DIED

Feel like his followers would just scream WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE

the trump deathers

elvis is still alive I hear.

given his diet, two dumps per week, tops

I assume some sort of viscous waste runoff is constantly oozing from his pores (as a result of a perma-logjam of steak briquettes in his colon).

"Must suck to get away with every lie in the world all your life... then get to the big show and realize that, eventually, you're going to pay for every lie you ever told."

i'm willing to revisit this question if he murder-suicides one of his piece of shit kids or son-in-law

just another queens boy gone wrong, a gentile bernie madoff with way wealthier folks, much less brainpower, and not nearly the head of hair

"Dr. Franklin was for retaining the clause [on impeachment], as favorable to the executive. History furnishes one example only of a first magistrate being formally brought to public justice. Every body cried out against this as unconstitutional. What was the practice before this, in cases where the chief magistrate rendered himself obnoxious? Why, recourse was had to assassination, in which he was not only deprived of his life, but of the opportunity of vindicating his character. It would be the best way, therefore, to provide in the Constitution for the regular punishment of the executive, where his misconduct should deserve it, and for his honorable acquittal, where he should be unjustly accused."

is 2scoops more jay gatsby or tom buchanan? is putin meyer wolfsheim? who's daisy? who's myrtle?

Donald Trump is the real Gatsby; the novel’s Gatsby is Trump through (circa 2016) Michael Cohen’s eyes

I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way.

“Civilization’s going to pieces,” broke out Tom violently. “I’ve gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read ‘The Rise of the Colored Empires’ by this man Goddard?”

“Why, no,” I answered, rather surprised by his tone.

“Well, it’s a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don’t look out the white race will be — will be utterly submerged. It’s all scientific stuff; it’s been proved.”

“Tom’s getting very profound,” said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. “He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we ——”

“Well, these books are all scientific,” insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. “This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It’s up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.”

“We’ve got to beat them down,” whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun.

“You ought to live in California —” began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair.

“This idea is that we’re Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and ——” After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. “— And we’ve produced all the things that go to make civilization — oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?”

Tom Buchanan = Steve Bannon, Daisy = The New Yorker Ideas Festival

The green light is Pepe.

RIP Alan Abel

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-owes-alan-abel-nine-hundred-dollars-567918

https://www.vox.com/2018/10/11/17963782/fox-news-trump-rallies-ratings-dropping :(

The following sentence appeared in a bylined AP article about the mail-bomber suspect Cesar Sayoc:

Minus some of the weirder posts and occasionally incomprehensible grammar, Sayoc's online rages weren't so far removed from the social media angst of the commander in chief."

ha ha ha

it's too rainy for his hair to hold up outside in france on armistice day. tax cuts!

reg

Wow, Mr. President, that’s a good one.

Was that like your answers to Mr. Mueller’s questions, or did you write this one yourself? https://t.co/Yd27sayt7C

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) November 18, 2018

i can't believe he called him "adam shit" and didn't correct it

it wasn't a mistake

very unpresdential. will you guys still vote for him?

on the fence

i want to give him some time in office and see how he implements his agenda. i'm sick of all this partisanship on both sides - i think we owe to him to at least give him a chance

good people on both sides iirc

i am depressed (and amazed) at this, but i am satisfied i'm alive to see it. most of the masks are off. i hope we all get to a better social and political place.

Of interest to perhaps only me – @realDonaldTrump finds new people, places and things to insult at a shockingly linear rate. Here's his cumulative unique insults over time, with a linear best-fit to insults since Jan. 1, 2016. pic.twitter.com/VCg3iVtIQq

— Kevin Quealy (@KevinQ) November 21, 2018

he usually insults whoever is criticizing him or is connected with something that is threatening to him. since he's constantly smearing his ass on the universe, there's no shortage of new enemies for him to counterattack

Dud

xxp that does seem strange, it's like we're being crossfaded into insanity

A former staffer on The Apprentice and current stand-up comic named Noel Casler claims that Donald Trump was a “speed freak” who snorted crushed-up Adderall, and also says that Trump invited teen beauty pageant contestants up to his suite.

Casler told the crowd “I’m not kidding this is true. I had a 24-page NDA non-disclosure agreement, I didn’t know that he was becoming president, now it’s no way dumbass, I’m telling you everything I know.”

https://www.mediaite.com/donald-trump/former-apprentice-staffer-claims-trump-was-speed-freak-invited-teen-beauty-queens-to-his-suite/

The late Wayne Barrett also investigated a rumor that Trump was hospitalized for an amphetamine overdose in, IIRC, the early '90s. Had key interviews but didn't publish for lack of documents. https://t.co/dXgTHadFpT

— Corey Pein 😃🤑😐😩💀 (@coreypein) December 13, 2018

the amphetamine usage doesn't bother me. sadly it's one of the few things i find remotely relatable about him (not that i have ever fucked around with amphetamines, but it's not uncommon)

the stuff about him treating miss teen universe contestants as pieces of meat, though - THAT will be thing that brings this president down!!

literally more than 50% of republican bros will high-five each other when they read about that

Called it!

the debates were televised

having spent enough time around ppl on uppers (unfortunately), there is like zero doubt in my mind Trump fucks with amphetamines. talking incessantly while saying nothing, running through all sorts of nonsensical tangents, being that keyed up nearly all the time at 70+, sleeping only a couple of hours a night, etc.

certain times (like that insane Fox & Friends call-in interview) he seems blatantly cranked out of his mind.

exactly

iirc all three debates he was rambling incoherently and sniffing every 5 seconds

I could've sworn those rumors were more-or-less substantiated aaages ago (read: at least eighteen months ago). Wasn't there at least some suggestion that crazy Dr. Healthiestpresidentever was actually secretly a Dr. Feelgood?

I mean, let's just briefly consider the case of this septuagenarian with a diet that should leave him semi-comatose for 3/4 of the day and his seemingly bottomless reserves of energy...

i hate this sexist idiot so much https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/12/trump-swears-gm-will-rue-the-day-it-crossed-him