'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

i salute anybody who didn't have it in their heart to keep Stoke up

the joy was real even if the account was fake, amd isnt that the real lesson here

to play for stoke you need heart, lungs and offal

If Shaqiri really took it easy, knowing Stoke's relegation would trigger his relatively cheap escape clause outta that shithole, then he is already a legend!

It appears Burnley haven't signed anyone, both keepers are crocked, Dyche is apparently so focused on buying British he's considering Crouch and then there is all them useless LDV Johnstone's Paint Trophy Euro cup games! I think the Burnley project might come unstuck this season. Too insular and inbred like their fans! I never forget them photos of Burnley fans after the Wembley playoff win, looking like befuddled 18th century time travellers.

I think Burnley and Tottenham are the only two Premier League sides not to have signed anyone this transfer window *crosses fingers* so far

Pereira has done the blunder of releasing Ben Hamer, who has been so good in pre-season that some think he might start over Lossl against Chelsea, rather than just adding competition. Then they've paid £12m for Ward, who made some incredible saves in the playoff final for us, but was our weakest link over the season. He was mostly the reason we had one of the biggest negative gd's of a promoted side in ages, and was an absolute consistent liability. If Schmeichel goes in this window and he's the no.1, they are so fucked!

Do Burnley need another striker? That seems to be the one area where they have reasonable depth.

if they still have Nakhi Wells on the books I'd say they do need more depth! It looks like Dyche's hopes for this window was getting Jay Rodriguez and Craig Dawson from W Brom and they are holding out for big money. It'll probably happen on deadline day.

got burnley to go down this season

I think they will as well. I know Dyche is a bit of a cult figure on here, but I think he's a retrograde numpt!

cardiff and huddersfield are bookies favourites but half the league is vulnerable

If I had a mortgage I'd put it on the 4/6 you can get on Huddersfield staying up. There... I've completely fucked it now!

yearning for an opposite of leicester-winning-the-league and man city to inexplicably find themselves bottom in may

I reckon Huddersfield will consolidate quite nicely tbh. Watford really struggled in the second half of last season, have sold their best player and their main signing is the permanently-crocked Delofeu. I'd say they're pretty fucked.

I hope Huddersfield will play better football this season 'round. Can see Watford going down easily, like Burnley and Cardiff. And Soton. Love2c West Ham go down.

Tempted to put a tenner on Wolves winning the PL w/ 1/251 odds

Yeah I've got Southampton to go down with Watford and Cardiff.

We will probably still play awful football against the top sides, but I could see us dishing out some comprehensive arsekickings to some of the other dross sides that have stayed still or gone backwards!

I don't know if our idiot brigade are starting to get to me but I have questions about the depth and balance of our squad, it is pretty young on balance. Might take us a couple of years to challenge for the title.

Who are the new Huddersfield fantasy football picks this season? I did very well with Schindler and Kongolo as under-the-radar bargain buys last season.

We will probably still play awful football against the top sides, but I could see us dishing out some comprehensive arsekickings to some of the other dross sides that have stayed still or gone backwards!

― calzino, Wednesday, August 1, 2018 11:42 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh no doubt! #believe

Did think Wagner played very conservative and defensive last season. But then it was hard to fault him for it with such limited attacking options.

Schindler and Kongolo again so far! But we definitely haven't finished with this window. One of our lot posted these lol! stats that show that Depoitre and Mounie are up there with the best forwards in the prem! But I genuinely believe that they are very underrated and we certainly we couldn't do any better for the price. And they have both been looking sharp in pre-season.

Steve Mounié - 7 goals from 49 shots (14%)
Harry Kane - 108 goals from 596 shots (18%)
Alexis Sanchez - 62 goals from 445 shots (14%)
Sergio Aguero - 143 goals from 802 shots (18%)

Laurent Depoitre - 6 goals from 25 shots (24% of shots result in goals)

horrifying rumours about us signing Smalling this morning, local journo says no but this is the kind of thing that gives you sleepless nights pre-season

watford have a pretty good midfield but there is a fragile, mercenary feel about them. brighton & west ham have made signings & should be fine. obv I have no clue but I enjoy making lists so I'm saying:

City
Liverpool
Man U
Spurs
Arsenal
Chelsea
Portugal
Leicester
Wham
Palace
Everton
Brighton
Newcastle
Burnley
Fulham
Watford
Bournemouth
Huddersfield
Southampton
Cardiff

don't get me wrong, I am v fond of wagner's huddersfield and am hoping for full blown mou meltdown but this feels like an appropriate amount of pessimism

we are getting linked with some shite Newc Utd dud, whilst they are apparently about to sign one of our primary targets, the Belgium winger Limbombe. Fuck off Newsnow, gonna stop clicking on you!

spurs for 8th

Limbombe is such perfect normative deteminism for a winger.

Apparently United are fining Martial £180k in wages for going AWOL on the US tour. Guess that's probably it for him.

jesus christ

Wasn't he 'AWOL' because he became a dad? Harsh imo.

awpl

horrifying rumours about us signing Smalling this morning, local journo says no but this is the kind of thing that gives you sleepless nights pre-season

yeah lots of rumours about smalling to wolves, not really that bothered about seeing the back of him tbh. also rojo to everton, which i'd genuinely be sad about

everton look terrible. enjoyed watching jagielka bounce off blackburn's prize beefboy dack in their friendly but that defence looks disgraceful

Portugal in 7th?

yeah lots of rumours about smalling to wolves, not really that bothered about seeing the back of him tbh. also rojo to everton, which i'd genuinely be sad about

This is backwards. In terms of our current line-up of defenders, Smalling is the only one who's consistently fit and relatively reliable. He's horrific on the ball but he's actually a decent defender

Rojo's had less than half a dozen good performances for Utd

re: Martial

He's apparently being fined for not reporting back to training in Carrington rather than rejoining the tour

everton look terrible

We also got murdered by Rennes. We may yet finish pre-season with -ve goal diff.

we don't need a defender who's horrific on the ball as long as Danny Batth is still with us

sorry, os lobos in 7th

ok the decline starts here https://www.expressandstar.com/news/local-hubs/wolverhampton/2018/08/01/wolves-sued-by-man-who-says-he-designed-wolf-logo-in-the-60s/

btw it's August 1 somebody start a new thread ffs

Liverpool have 2nd sewn up 2018/19