Like Pokemon Go! But with people swerving across motorways....
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link
The future is fucking stupid.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link
THE STOCK MARKET IS SO RATIONAL!!!
Tesla shares are literally going up and down based on how much of a pissy dickhead and/or phony insincere apologist Elon Musk is on any given day:
Elon Musk makes the ‘most valuable apology of all time’ on Tesla's earnings call
Tesla shares are surging after Elon Musk apologized to Wall Street analysts over his behavior on the company's previous conference call.
Three months earlier, the stock plunged in after-hours trading in response to what Musk called "boring, bonehead questions" from analysts.
This time, Musk showed contrition and Tesla shares surged 8.5 percent in after-hours trading Wednesday, adding about $4.75 billion to the stock's value.
KeyBanc Capital Markets called it "maybe the most valuable apology of all time."
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
it's all apologies and the promise of magic beans
companies that actually produce a reasonable number of products or have income are boring
― mh, Friday, 3 August 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link
BREAKING: Elon Musk invents device that allows you to play video games instead of speaking to investors
― ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 August 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link
A fun little breakdown of their current woes.
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 3 August 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link
starting to get the impression that Elon is getting bored with the idea of cars. just doesn't seem that into cars anymore
― mh, Friday, 3 August 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, August 3, 2018 10:01 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
good read!
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 August 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link
agreed, thanks
― sleeve, Friday, 3 August 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link
need to find a way to convince these vc idiots to give me one billion to flush down the toilet (after giving myself a significant chunk of it)
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 3 August 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link
― mh, Friday, August 3, 2018 11:14 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so elon's midlife crisis is the opposite of normal midlife crises
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 3 August 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link
hmm he's still dating progressively younger women, so it's too early to judge
― mh, Friday, 3 August 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link
BUSINESSElon Musk’s Twitter Account: ‘Am Considering Taking Tesla Private at $420’Tesla stock rose 6.3% to $363.56
someone trying to go to jail
@elonmusk Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musks-twitter-account-am-considering-taking-tesla-private-at-420-1533661152
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link
spose he cld argue he was just super stoned
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link
stock should've risen to 6.9%
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link
There had been reports that Musk met with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman during his recent visit to the U.S.A. but Musk tweeted on May 22nd that he did not in fact meet with Bin Salman https://t.co/SAsvkyYD6C— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) August 7, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link
wish i knew how to short a stock
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
trading suspended
lol this guy is such a putz
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
wish i knew how to short a stock― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 6:26 PM (fourteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 6:26 PM (fourteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
same. I regret not shorting zynga many moons ago. However shorting can blow up in your face if you make the wrong call. gambling lol.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link
did this guy just commit some kind of fraud or is he just an idiot
― frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
if the first then the second
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 11:28 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah so as i understand it you borrow the stock, then sell it, then buy it and return it when it goes in to the toilet. i guess that if instead the stock blows up then you'd be on the hook for huge sums of money (which I'm obviously not good for) so i guess no one would allow me to do so anyway
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 18:54 (five years ago) link
Elon is the poo rman's Ray Kurzweil
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link
lmao
― frogbs, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link
Buying puts is probably a better/safer idea than just shorting, but I've never actually done either. As John Maynard Keynes said "The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent."
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link
Musk is a fucking idiot
so is Kurzweil
not sure which is richer (I would assume Elon but idk)
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link
He is a donor to the GOP he can do whatever he wants at this point. The US is but a playground for billionaires, if he wants to wrekt shorters with one illegal troll tweet, he can because they will be damned if the US isn't the land of snake oil vendors.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
which stocks would you short based on idiocy of the CEOs? a buddy thinks the GoPro guy is a doofus.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
the success of gopro is incredible a camera you strap to yr head lol god bless
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link
which stocks would you short based on idiocy of the CEOs? a buddy thinks the GoPro guy is a doofus.― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:19 AM (fifty-three minutes ago)
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:19 AM (fifty-three minutes ago)
You're 2-3 years too late, back when that company used to have significant worth/market action... same with Fitbit.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link
many making the case that sonos will be next: https://www.statista.com/chart/14995/stock-performance-of-fitbit-gopro-and-sonos/
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
price kinda crashed after I posted that :o. Fwiw, i don't think the ceo is an idiot. I think it's a well run shop.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link
Elon's twitter power extends to his ilx thread
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link
still laughing at "take the stock private at $420" tbh
he really missed the boat by not adding "in 69 days!"
― mh, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link
https://jezebel.com/will-someone-check-on-azealia-banks-who-has-been-alone-1828291286
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
Man pr stunts are so crazy now
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link
waiting for grimes
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 13 August 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link
@elonmuskAm considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 1:11 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 1:12 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha!
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link
Mods please merge this with the grimes thread
― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link
(btw not laughing at the 420 joke so much as the revelation that he was allegedly tripping when he tweeted that)
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 02:01 (five years ago) link
fuck Banks for making fun of down syndrome
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:08 (five years ago) link
turns out tweeting is a bad idea
https://www.wired.com/story/tesla-private-elon-musk-sec-investigation
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 16 August 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link
Yes. That seems like blatant market manipulation and fraud, even if he was stoned silly when he tweeted it and had not the foggiest clue how serious his misstatement was.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 16 August 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link
Lol
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 03:54 (five years ago) link
where does the rank on the scale of 420 jokes
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:02 (five years ago) link
this
pretty high
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link
Sometimes a 420 joke boomerangs back on you
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link
i would say it's more like it blows back up in your face
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:04 (five years ago) link
A boy genius billionaire but doesn’t even know when to let go of the carb. Sad
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link