when will Jesus come back?

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he's already back, we just didn't recognize him, cuz he's just a slob like one of us.

Ludo, Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:15 (five years ago) link

Polish carpenters have priced him out at the moment, so after Brexit.

Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:19 (five years ago) link

the book of (bloody Polish wood-butchers taking all our) job(s)

calzino, Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:26 (five years ago) link

Ruben Neves has been amongst us for some time now

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:28 (five years ago) link

he's supposed to turn over the tables in the temple out of outrage, not looking for contractually compromised Portuguese goalkeepers ;)

calzino, Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:35 (five years ago) link

if i was doing Thought for the Day i could definitely make a laboured metaphor out of both of those things being the same

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 August 2018 09:37 (five years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 6 August 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

Jesus come back, any kind of fool could see there was something in everything about you.

velko, Monday, 6 August 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link

I saw him in Marks & Spencer just the other day

rip van wanko, Monday, 6 August 2018 03:01 (five years ago) link

He can’t come

His country is on Trump’s no fly list

F# A# (∞), Monday, 6 August 2018 03:06 (five years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link


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