I HATE APPLE

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Out of all of them, The Man And The Machine documentary is the one that's the most accurate. Fearsome cult-leader asshole.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 4 August 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

No, no, Walter Isaacson said he was lovely, with just a few quirks because he knew better than those other dunderheads.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 5 August 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link

I’m not sure if this is Apple or LinkedIn doing this but something has populated my iCal with the birthdays of everyone I’ve ever worked or done business with. The value to me of knowing treat the AP clerk at a company I worked at 5 years ago is 36 tomorrow is minimal.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

Happy birthday Geoff Hurd.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link

yesterday i got into my parents' car for the first time in two years and it immediately started playing my current Apple Music track on the car speakers without any intervention from me whatsoever

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:33 (five years ago) link

Yah the birthdays thing has bugged me for years. I’ve read countless forum posts about how to fix it and nothing works for me.

InfoWarriors (Spottie), Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:38 (five years ago) link

where do it come from tho!?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:39 (five years ago) link

no idea. thought maybe it was a facebook or google sync thing, tried a bunch of stuff with those, some worked for a minute but would always come back

InfoWarriors (Spottie), Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

A pop up that says "A new iOS update is now available. Please update from the iOS 12 beta" every minute or so – and gives you no way to update. ARRGH

Alba, Friday, 31 August 2018 10:35 (five years ago) link

Latest music app no longer allows you to move songs around ona shuffled playlist, or hit “play next” to insert a song into the queue? 😡

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 1 September 2018 12:17 (five years ago) link

I seem to still be able to do that.

Jeff, Saturday, 1 September 2018 14:06 (five years ago) link

Ffm!!

faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 1 September 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link

can’t wait for apple’s netflix clone to be full of average content and have a clunky/buggy ui that they don’t fix until 2021

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 September 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

Hope they update the SE with oled

calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 11:57 (five years ago) link

Or at least start making phones that you can use with one hand again

calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 11:57 (five years ago) link

The current X is very usabywitb one hand.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 September 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link

Hoping that wasn't deliberate.

Alba, Sunday, 2 September 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

lol

calstars, Sunday, 2 September 2018 12:42 (five years ago) link

hi silby! I never left, I’m a terrible lurker

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

I seem to still be able to do that.

That’s so weird! I can again too. Phone was connected to a rental car’s stereo when I was trying to do it the other day and neither option was available. wtf!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 2 September 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/y63VZ5x.png

, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 12:03 (five years ago) link

phone got stolen over the weekend and had to buy a new one yesterday

oh look today is the new iPhone announcement and price drop

gbx, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

did you buy from apple? they usually do like two week's refund/swap on new product announcements iirc?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

verizon u_u

gbx, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

Not that this is news but

Me: Hey Apple, three movies I bought disappeared from my iTunes library.
Apple: Oh yes, those are not available anymore. Thank you for buying them. Here are two movie rentals on us!
Me: Wait... WHAT?? @tim_cook when did this become acceptable? pic.twitter.com/dHJ0wMSQH9

— Anders G da Silva (@drandersgs) September 10, 2018

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

xp gbx, I'm pretty sure carriers like Verizon are required to take returns for 14 days.

mick signals, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

For real? I'm gonna have to look into this

gbx, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link

Folks, stuff disappears from iTunes, etc. all the time for any reason you can think of. For example, a band I was in pulled everything offline because we got into a dumb fight - no strategy about leasing, non-ownership, etc. just old fashioned creative differences.

I know I keep shouting about this, but back *everything* up. Make a copy of it and put it in a different place for when your house eventually burns down or floods out.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link

Sure, good advice, but even better would be if apple stopped saying "buy" or "purchase" for media that was really just being rented.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

the built-in weather app's watch complication is fundamentally broken, and the best advice i can find is to factory reset the whole watch. utterly fucked.

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 23:36 (five years ago) link

somehow checking 'show apple music' in iTunes wiped out a year's worth of "loved" settings on the songs in my library. oh boy

calstars, Thursday, 13 September 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link

for a three year old service that is appalling

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 September 2018 01:33 (five years ago) link

No more model for sale with a headphone jack, so I guess the 6s is my last iphone, unless I decide it's worth it to spring for a nice lightning DAC and to deal with the bulk (their adapter sucks).

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 13 September 2018 01:38 (five years ago) link

There were rumors last week that this newest jumbo iphone would be able to run iPad apps - anyone know if that’s so?

(A lot of the most powerful music-making apps are iPad only)

cheese is the teacher, ham is the preacher (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 13 September 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link

Trying to back up all the photos from my wife's iphone has reminded me how unbelievably infuriatingly stupid and hateful the entire process is. I don't know what's on the phone, what's in the cloud, can't easily get shit off of the cloud, there are tons of places where it feels like one wrong click or ambiguous choice will delete all of the photos on icloud. Fuck apple and this whole user hostile pile of shit

Dan I., Thursday, 13 September 2018 02:35 (five years ago) link

whew okay just had to get that out

Dan I., Thursday, 13 September 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link

It’s legit, everything about dealing with photos just sucks

gordon cartyard (alomar lines), Thursday, 13 September 2018 03:42 (five years ago) link

What I've found helpful for figuring out what is/isn't in the cloud is to create a smart album in Photos with the following one-line property:

Match the following condition: Photo - is - unable to upload to iCloud Photo Library

that album will contain everything that's on your phone and not on the cloud. It's saved me tremendous headache.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 13 September 2018 07:36 (five years ago) link

I’m still irrationally Cloud-resistant. All my photos are in my Phone and, every few months, I’ll connect to my Mac, open Lightroom and import everything “new” it sees on the attached device. Then I filter by metadata in Lightroom and junk anything that’s just something I took with a proper camera and moved to the phone (I.e., photos which exist elsewhere in the catalog). Then I’ll gradually wipe out chunks of the Camera Roll chronologically until I have enough space for a few more months.

I run iTunes backups too but the one and only time I did this to the Cloud (for my elder daughter’s 4s) I couldn’t restore it to her new 5s. So sod that.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 13 September 2018 07:55 (five years ago) link

can't easily get shit off of the cloud
or a blanket

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 13 September 2018 07:59 (five years ago) link

Last week, I accidentally turned off iCLoud in Photos on Mac. When I turned it back on all my photos since July had disappeared from the library (although they still appear on my phone) and Photos on Mac now tells me it's supposedly uploading 70 GB worth of pictures (at a snail pace from what I can tell).

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 13 September 2018 09:13 (five years ago) link

Match the following condition: Photo - is - unable to upload to iCloud Photo Library

How do you do this? I can't figure it out on my phone. Do you mean in Photos for Mac? If so, how can it see photos that are by definition only on the phone?

stet, Thursday, 13 September 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link

I do roughly what Michael does too. I've no idea how using photos in the cloud would work when you've got shedloads of them (I'm not paying any more monthly subscriptions, thanks very much)

Alba, Thursday, 13 September 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link

Is there no way to turn off the plug in noise on the latest Mac book pros? Gloink very damn time and then some other times for no reason at all. It doesn’t respect the volume control.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 13 September 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link

Gloink!

No idea sorry

faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 13 September 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

what i do:

- use lightroom to organize my photos on my mac. the lightroom library on my mac is the "master" library.
- photos get there from my actual camera from an SD card
- they get there from my iphone using the ios dropbox app's "camera upload" feature
- i do have a shared album on google photos with mah wahf. i want a copy of everything she uploads to be in my master library on my mac, so i download the whole album (as a zip, through the google photos web interface), then use a program called gemini to detect and delete duplicates (i.e. photos i uploaded), then i import what's left into lightroom. google photos could make this easier by providing "smart albums" or something, or they could make this impossible by getting rid of the "download albums" button.
- 2018 am i right?!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 September 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

Is there no way to turn off the plug in noise on the latest Mac book pros? Gloink very damn time and then some other times for no reason at all. It doesn’t respect the volume control.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, September 13, 2018 9:27 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a separate volume control ("alerts") for system sounds in the sounds preference pane. try that?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 September 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link

Gloink - still there

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 13 September 2018 13:46 (five years ago) link

gloink very damn time

j., Thursday, 13 September 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link


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