Elon Musk

lmao

Buying puts is probably a better/safer idea than just shorting, but I've never actually done either. As John Maynard Keynes said "The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent."

Musk is a fucking idiot

so is Kurzweil

not sure which is richer (I would assume Elon but idk)

He is a donor to the GOP he can do whatever he wants at this point. The US is but a playground for billionaires, if he wants to wrekt shorters with one illegal troll tweet, he can because they will be damned if the US isn't the land of snake oil vendors.

which stocks would you short based on idiocy of the CEOs? a buddy thinks the GoPro guy is a doofus.

the success of gopro is incredible a camera you strap to yr head lol god bless

which stocks would you short based on idiocy of the CEOs? a buddy thinks the GoPro guy is a doofus.

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:19 AM (fifty-three minutes ago)

You're 2-3 years too late, back when that company used to have significant worth/market action... same with Fitbit.

many making the case that sonos will be next: https://www.statista.com/chart/14995/stock-performance-of-fitbit-gopro-and-sonos/

price kinda crashed after I posted that :o. Fwiw, i don't think the ceo is an idiot. I think it's a well run shop.

Elon's twitter power extends to his ilx thread

still laughing at "take the stock private at $420" tbh

he really missed the boat by not adding "in 69 days!"

https://jezebel.com/will-someone-check-on-azealia-banks-who-has-been-alone-1828291286

Man pr stunts are so crazy now

waiting for grimes

BUSINESS
Elon Musk’s Twitter Account: ‘Am Considering Taking Tesla Private at $420’
Tesla stock rose 6.3% to $363.56

someone trying to go to jail

@elonmusk
Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musks-twitter-account-am-considering-taking-tesla-private-at-420-1533661152

― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 1:11 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spose he cld argue he was just super stoned

― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 1:12 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha!

Mods please merge this with the grimes thread

(btw not laughing at the 420 joke so much as the revelation that he was allegedly tripping when he tweeted that)

fuck Banks for making fun of down syndrome

turns out tweeting is a bad idea

https://www.wired.com/story/tesla-private-elon-musk-sec-investigation

Yes. That seems like blatant market manipulation and fraud, even if he was stoned silly when he tweeted it and had not the foggiest clue how serious his misstatement was.

Lol

where does the rank on the scale of 420 jokes

this

pretty high

Sometimes a 420 joke boomerangs back on you

i would say it's more like it blows back up in your face

A boy genius billionaire but doesn’t even know when to let go of the carb. Sad

did he fix the water in Flint yet

they're going to drink his tears iirc

it's weird, it's almost like wall street should assign huge valuations to companies that have never even flirted profitability and are run by a weirdo who acts like he's 15 years old

i must admit i'm intrigued by his “from a personal pain standpoint, the worst is yet to come" bit

passive-aggressive method to try to avoid getting dumped?

Haha this is too much

https://pitchfork.com/news/jack-white-to-perform-at-tesla-factory-for-workers/

I've long ago lost interest in that clown but yeah

haven't the Tesla workers suffered enough already

"There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.”

- Elon Musk

Elton musk confirmed crank advocate

makes u think

He truly is a real life Robert Downey junior

haha

nice

i only just now parsed "you just sit there like a stone on weed" correctly

Hahah right? I was like "moffe on the skull... no wait"

Top Gear ran a drag race between the new electric Jaguar and a Tesla and the Jaguar won. The Muskovites have arrived in the comments section to the video explaining how the video is clearly faked and if it isn't it doesn't matter and that Jaguar made bad cars in the 70s and that every single problem with the Tesla is a feature you are too dumb to understand. It's fun!

Sounds like

Yikes

A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum, a little-known place for funy computer forgotten by time. His NDA has expired.

He has such sights to show us. Join me and I will be your silent guide into a world of horror. pic.twitter.com/uFDOj0x5Zy

— ato̧̕m̀͡i̴̷̛c̨͝t͝҉͡h̷҉u̵̶m͜͞b͏͝s̀́ (@atomicthumbs) August 24, 2018

wow

makes me nostalgic for fuckedcompany

lol

For the record, my voice cracked once during the NY Times article. That’s it. There were no tears.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 28, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE65-Z8pOV0

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

— wint (@dril) December 29, 2014