the success of gopro is incredible a camera you strap to yr head lol god bless
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link
which stocks would you short based on idiocy of the CEOs? a buddy thinks the GoPro guy is a doofus.― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:19 AM (fifty-three minutes ago)
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:19 AM (fifty-three minutes ago)
You're 2-3 years too late, back when that company used to have significant worth/market action... same with Fitbit.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link
many making the case that sonos will be next: https://www.statista.com/chart/14995/stock-performance-of-fitbit-gopro-and-sonos/
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
price kinda crashed after I posted that :o. Fwiw, i don't think the ceo is an idiot. I think it's a well run shop.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link
Elon's twitter power extends to his ilx thread
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link
still laughing at "take the stock private at $420" tbh
he really missed the boat by not adding "in 69 days!"
― mh, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link
https://jezebel.com/will-someone-check-on-azealia-banks-who-has-been-alone-1828291286
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
Man pr stunts are so crazy now
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link
waiting for grimes
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 13 August 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link
BUSINESSElon Musk’s Twitter Account: ‘Am Considering Taking Tesla Private at $420’Tesla stock rose 6.3% to $363.56
someone trying to go to jail
@elonmuskAm considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musks-twitter-account-am-considering-taking-tesla-private-at-420-1533661152
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 1:11 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
spose he cld argue he was just super stoned
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, August 7, 2018 1:12 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ha!
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link
Mods please merge this with the grimes thread
― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link
(btw not laughing at the 420 joke so much as the revelation that he was allegedly tripping when he tweeted that)
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 02:01 (five years ago) link
fuck Banks for making fun of down syndrome
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:08 (five years ago) link
turns out tweeting is a bad idea
https://www.wired.com/story/tesla-private-elon-musk-sec-investigation
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 16 August 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link
Yes. That seems like blatant market manipulation and fraud, even if he was stoned silly when he tweeted it and had not the foggiest clue how serious his misstatement was.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 16 August 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link
Lol
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 03:54 (five years ago) link
where does the rank on the scale of 420 jokes
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:02 (five years ago) link
this
pretty high
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link
Sometimes a 420 joke boomerangs back on you
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link
i would say it's more like it blows back up in your face
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:04 (five years ago) link
A boy genius billionaire but doesn’t even know when to let go of the carb. Sad
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link
did he fix the water in Flint yet
― frogbs, Friday, 17 August 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link
they're going to drink his tears iirc
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 August 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link
it's weird, it's almost like wall street should assign huge valuations to companies that have never even flirted profitability and are run by a weirdo who acts like he's 15 years old
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 August 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
i must admit i'm intrigued by his “from a personal pain standpoint, the worst is yet to come" bit
passive-aggressive method to try to avoid getting dumped?
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 August 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link
Haha this is too much
https://pitchfork.com/news/jack-white-to-perform-at-tesla-factory-for-workers/
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link
I've long ago lost interest in that clown but yeah
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link
haven't the Tesla workers suffered enough already
― Neil S, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:41 (five years ago) link
"There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.”
- Elon Musk
― chinavision!, Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link
Elton musk confirmed crank advocate
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
makes u think
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
He truly is a real life Robert Downey junior
haha
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link
nice
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 19 August 2018 04:17 (five years ago) link
i only just now parsed "you just sit there like a stone on weed" correctly
― No organ. (crüt), Sunday, 19 August 2018 05:49 (five years ago) link
Hahah right? I was like "moffe on the skull... no wait"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2018 06:13 (five years ago) link
Top Gear ran a drag race between the new electric Jaguar and a Tesla and the Jaguar won. The Muskovites have arrived in the comments section to the video explaining how the video is clearly faked and if it isn't it doesn't matter and that Jaguar made bad cars in the 70s and that every single problem with the Tesla is a feature you are too dumb to understand. It's fun!
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 19 August 2018 09:22 (five years ago) link
Sounds like
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 August 2018 12:32 (five years ago) link
Yikes
A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum, a little-known place for funy computer forgotten by time. His NDA has expired. He has such sights to show us. Join me and I will be your silent guide into a world of horror. pic.twitter.com/uFDOj0x5Zy— ato̧̕m̀͡i̴̷̛c̨͝t͝҉͡h̷҉u̵̶m͜͞b͏͝s̀́ (@atomicthumbs) August 24, 2018
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 August 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link
wow
― sleeve, Friday, 24 August 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link
makes me nostalgic for fuckedcompany
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Friday, 24 August 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link
lol
For the record, my voice cracked once during the NY Times article. That’s it. There were no tears.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 28, 2018
― Number None, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE65-Z8pOV0
― sleeve, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.— wint (@dril) December 29, 2014
― frogbs, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GwdHe5nQSQ
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link
oh Elonpawshttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/aug/29/elon-musk-doubles-down-on-pedo-claims-against-uk-cave-diver
― Neil S, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 09:23 (five years ago) link
for a guy who was only recently talking about starting up a site to evaluate the trustworthiness of reporters he really seems to have a v loose grip on how the burden of proof works huh
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 09:34 (five years ago) link
He’s disrupting the paradigm in factual standards.
― michaellambert, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 09:43 (five years ago) link
Amazing thread
well I guess I know what I’m doing tonight https://t.co/dxBDC0Zt2M— erinspace (@erinscafe) August 28, 2018
― Eliza D., Wednesday, 29 August 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link