Why do people leave ILX for good?

YOU COULDA BEEN A CONTENDERIZER

everyone celebrates the thread starters. nobody remembers the thread enders.
like this post if you remember.

You do realize you killed that thread, right?

I feel that it's my duty to start as many threads as possible, given how many I kill stone dead. Circle of life, hakuna matata, all that.

BIG HOOS aka the threadkiller

(xpost)

80% of my posts are the last in the thread. I'm just that boring!

N.E.R.L.

xpost maybe your posts are so authoritatively good that they simply cannot be followed

sometimes i make a jokey post on a very active good-natured thread and it's like...

https://media.giphy.com/media/qwJMG80aUfVKM/giphy.gif

...until it's revived again weeks later to discuss something unrelated.

four years pass...

Haha, Omar, you and me both. No better feeling than dropping a stinker that clears out the room.

fifty-seven years pass...

Turning threads into Chernobyl zones since 2001.

xpost maybe your posts are so authoritatively good that they simply cannot be followed

― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 9, 2018 1:17 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's the same thing my mom told me after I got banned from open mic night

nine years pass...

not to eat an old lunch here but four hundred and twenty years pass...

finally, time for a smoke break

maybe System could auto-post to any thread that's been killed dead for a week. stuff like "yeah, totally" or "you're great" or "chive on".

Random Austin Powers quotes or gtfo, System.

A simple "lads" would suffice.

Oh, behave!

maybe do austin powers but replace 'baby' with 'lads'?

I'm going to start a Doopees thread on ILM later today when I get home.

― He said captain, I said wot (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, August 9, 2018 5:09 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yessss

Who is "System" here... Ned?

Ned is Station.

Ned is all of us. We are all Ned.

man i had the worst nightmare last night

i was in the public square losing my mind, waving my arms like a madman and yelling and screaming

phew! good thing it was just a dream

never watch Newsies just before bedtime

it was just a dream

used to read threads and scream

sometimes your posts just stigmatize me

Never trust a big thread and a LOL

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, August 9, 2018 8:45 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

FWIW the archives are full of threads started about bands/songs that gained no traction at the time and then started snowballing. I would 100% encourage people to start more threads about new stuff they're into rather than chucking it onto a rolling thread where it'll disappear within hours. Who cares if no one responds?

me? most people who actually want to share something rather than solipsistically wank?

(fwiw the reason I share things in rolling threads is because there's an actual chance someone might see it instead of going "don't know them, don't give a fuck)

maybe do austin powers but replace 'baby' with 'lads'?

― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, August 9, 2018 1:23 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool, now "do i make u horny, lads?" is a thing i made

that sort of thing ain't my bag, lads

so people are saying i should start a new thread to discuss bob patterson's 1971 album "instrumentalist, singer, songwriter"?

Threads have a negligible marginal cost is what we’re saying and why not have more of them

I mean bumping 11 year old threads with 5 posts to discuss something on your mind is a hilarious and important part of ilx culture but still threads are free

i love necrothreading because half the time the start of the thread will give the lie to any notion of "back when ilx was good" and the other half of the time somebody will mention some amazing record from the '90s the world has forgotten about and i find a great new album to listen to.

I'm still disappointed that I somehow just missed the ILM wall-to-wall challops days. Those look like they were wild times.

yes otm

Xp

Too wild

personally solipsistic wankery is why i'm on message boards

i generally only make song/album/artist threads when their momentum seems to have escalated beyond devoted genre threads or which would seem to appeal to more than the narrow band of ppl who keep up with a rolling thread (see: new foxing record), so far this has worked out fine

oh and especially if the artist/album doesn't settle easily into a genre thread

just keeping up the ilm convo to annoy deems at this point

hey its all energy right

me? most people who actually want to share something rather than solipsistically wank?

Just because people aren't responding doesn't mean they aren't listening and engaging, but I'm much more likely to engage with something when someone's actually chosen to single it out rather than putting it as a Youtube link in a thread with literally hundreds of others.