This is exactly what I thought it would be and the fact that it’s Owen Wilson makes it all the more entertaining
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link
congrats to you and owen!
― mortal kombats fill your eyes (Doctor Casino), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link
🍑🍆💨💩
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link
Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:39 AM bookmarkflaglink
and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside
― 乒乓, Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:42 AM bookmarkflaglink
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 04:52 (four years ago) link
The urban dictionary meaning of Margaritas at the Mall.
― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 29 February 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link
i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).
anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.
but later I rewound to it.
― how's life
best iltmi short story imo
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 13 April 2020 23:47 (four years ago) link
haha!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link
https://hellotushy.com/pages/can-we-eat-ass-yet
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 May 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link
full-on cackle at my previous posts on this thread
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:48 (two years ago) link
reporting from the pacific rim
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
doo doo rim rim rimdoo doo rim rim
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 May 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e) at 11:20 24 Dec 12No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.
― peace, man, Sunday, 9 May 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link
it's slobberin' time made me lolalso the Hungry4Ass exchange
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:00 (two years ago) link
great thread classic posts
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:05 (two years ago) link
yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (nine years ago) link
posts that were not prescient… unless?!
― mh, Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:18 (two years ago) link
i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 11:44 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this may have been my peak
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:28 (two years ago) link
hungry4ass and it's feeding time
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link
my first sexual act was rimming
― spacedaddy, Saturday, 16 July 2022 21:49 (one year ago) link
Rimming was my last new sexual act.
― Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 16 July 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link
good revive
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 17 July 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link