Elon Musk

turns out tweeting is a bad idea

https://www.wired.com/story/tesla-private-elon-musk-sec-investigation

Yes. That seems like blatant market manipulation and fraud, even if he was stoned silly when he tweeted it and had not the foggiest clue how serious his misstatement was.

Lol

where does the rank on the scale of 420 jokes

this

pretty high

Sometimes a 420 joke boomerangs back on you

i would say it's more like it blows back up in your face

A boy genius billionaire but doesn’t even know when to let go of the carb. Sad

did he fix the water in Flint yet

they're going to drink his tears iirc

it's weird, it's almost like wall street should assign huge valuations to companies that have never even flirted profitability and are run by a weirdo who acts like he's 15 years old

i must admit i'm intrigued by his “from a personal pain standpoint, the worst is yet to come" bit

passive-aggressive method to try to avoid getting dumped?

Haha this is too much

https://pitchfork.com/news/jack-white-to-perform-at-tesla-factory-for-workers/

I've long ago lost interest in that clown but yeah

haven't the Tesla workers suffered enough already

"There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.”

- Elon Musk

Elton musk confirmed crank advocate

makes u think

He truly is a real life Robert Downey junior

haha

nice

i only just now parsed "you just sit there like a stone on weed" correctly

Hahah right? I was like "moffe on the skull... no wait"

Top Gear ran a drag race between the new electric Jaguar and a Tesla and the Jaguar won. The Muskovites have arrived in the comments section to the video explaining how the video is clearly faked and if it isn't it doesn't matter and that Jaguar made bad cars in the 70s and that every single problem with the Tesla is a feature you are too dumb to understand. It's fun!

Sounds like

Yikes

A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum, a little-known place for funy computer forgotten by time. His NDA has expired.

He has such sights to show us. Join me and I will be your silent guide into a world of horror. pic.twitter.com/uFDOj0x5Zy

— ato̧̕m̀͡i̴̷̛c̨͝t͝҉͡h̷҉u̵̶m͜͞b͏͝s̀́ (@atomicthumbs) August 24, 2018

wow

makes me nostalgic for fuckedcompany

lol

For the record, my voice cracked once during the NY Times article. That’s it. There were no tears.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 28, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE65-Z8pOV0

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

— wint (@dril) December 29, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GwdHe5nQSQ

oh Elonpaws
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/aug/29/elon-musk-doubles-down-on-pedo-claims-against-uk-cave-diver

for a guy who was only recently talking about starting up a site to evaluate the trustworthiness of reporters he really seems to have a v loose grip on how the burden of proof works huh

He’s disrupting the paradigm in factual standards.

Amazing thread

well I guess I know what I’m doing tonight https://t.co/dxBDC0Zt2M

— erinspace (@erinscafe) August 28, 2018

some choice nuggets in there, my favourites being the phrase 'electric skates' and that this pointless vanity project will create precisely zero economic growth

my favorite part was that spacex employees comprised 15% or more of “the public”

incredible

3 people out of 20, by the looks of it

alissa walker @ curbed is great on this (and all other la planning/transit stuff)

https://la.curbed.com/2018/8/16/17704428/elon-musk-dodger-stadium-tunnel-better-ideas

there is a gondala idea that is kind of wacky but approximately 10000x better than this tunnel thing.

i mean it's even worse than the 3 mile, one way, street car loop that will not have priority over road traffic at intersections and will thus go at approximately walking pace that they want to put downtown

the gondala goes from downtown, and there is perhaps a more acute need to improve connections to the stadium from pretty much exactly the locations this tunnel would serve (among others). so a red line connection sounds good to me in principle! and you can argue that there is value in a proof of concept, and i don't think anyone is seriously suggesting the tunnel would ever make money.

but the city does not need to get involved. and it certainly shouldn't be providing financial support.

lmao

@elonmusk should check his mail before tweeting. pic.twitter.com/3c9QWtdp25

— Lin Wood (@LLinWood) August 29, 2018

Did that come addled dipshit just delete all of his tweets going back to the 25th or something

Fyac

No really fuck you, autocorrect

Musk kind of seems to me like someone who rides high on the backs of the truly intellectually gifted minions

so high

"If I have seen further, it is because I have stood on th backs of giant reefers"