Lol
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 03:54 (five years ago) link
where does the rank on the scale of 420 jokes
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:02 (five years ago) link
this
pretty high
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link
Sometimes a 420 joke boomerangs back on you
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link
i would say it's more like it blows back up in your face
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:04 (five years ago) link
A boy genius billionaire but doesn’t even know when to let go of the carb. Sad
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link
did he fix the water in Flint yet
― frogbs, Friday, 17 August 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link
they're going to drink his tears iirc
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 August 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link
it's weird, it's almost like wall street should assign huge valuations to companies that have never even flirted profitability and are run by a weirdo who acts like he's 15 years old
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 August 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
i must admit i'm intrigued by his “from a personal pain standpoint, the worst is yet to come" bit
passive-aggressive method to try to avoid getting dumped?
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 August 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link
Haha this is too much
https://pitchfork.com/news/jack-white-to-perform-at-tesla-factory-for-workers/
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link
I've long ago lost interest in that clown but yeah
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link
haven't the Tesla workers suffered enough already
― Neil S, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:41 (five years ago) link
"There’s a reason for the word ‘stoned.’ You just sit there like a stone on weed.”
- Elon Musk
― chinavision!, Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link
Elton musk confirmed crank advocate
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
makes u think
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
He truly is a real life Robert Downey junior
haha
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link
nice
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 19 August 2018 04:17 (five years ago) link
i only just now parsed "you just sit there like a stone on weed" correctly
― No organ. (crüt), Sunday, 19 August 2018 05:49 (five years ago) link
Hahah right? I was like "moffe on the skull... no wait"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2018 06:13 (five years ago) link
Top Gear ran a drag race between the new electric Jaguar and a Tesla and the Jaguar won. The Muskovites have arrived in the comments section to the video explaining how the video is clearly faked and if it isn't it doesn't matter and that Jaguar made bad cars in the 70s and that every single problem with the Tesla is a feature you are too dumb to understand. It's fun!
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 19 August 2018 09:22 (five years ago) link
Sounds like
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 August 2018 12:32 (five years ago) link
Yikes
A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum, a little-known place for funy computer forgotten by time. His NDA has expired. He has such sights to show us. Join me and I will be your silent guide into a world of horror. pic.twitter.com/uFDOj0x5Zy— ato̧̕m̀͡i̴̷̛c̨͝t͝҉͡h̷҉u̵̶m͜͞b͏͝s̀́ (@atomicthumbs) August 24, 2018
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 August 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link
wow
― sleeve, Friday, 24 August 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link
makes me nostalgic for fuckedcompany
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Friday, 24 August 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link
lol
For the record, my voice cracked once during the NY Times article. That’s it. There were no tears.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 28, 2018
― Number None, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE65-Z8pOV0
― sleeve, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.— wint (@dril) December 29, 2014
― frogbs, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GwdHe5nQSQ
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link
oh Elonpawshttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/aug/29/elon-musk-doubles-down-on-pedo-claims-against-uk-cave-diver
― Neil S, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 09:23 (five years ago) link
for a guy who was only recently talking about starting up a site to evaluate the trustworthiness of reporters he really seems to have a v loose grip on how the burden of proof works huh
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 09:34 (five years ago) link
He’s disrupting the paradigm in factual standards.
― michaellambert, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 09:43 (five years ago) link
Amazing thread
well I guess I know what I’m doing tonight https://t.co/dxBDC0Zt2M— erinspace (@erinscafe) August 28, 2018
― Eliza D., Wednesday, 29 August 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link
some choice nuggets in there, my favourites being the phrase 'electric skates' and that this pointless vanity project will create precisely zero economic growth
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link
my favorite part was that spacex employees comprised 15% or more of “the public”
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
incredible
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link
3 people out of 20, by the looks of it
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link
alissa walker @ curbed is great on this (and all other la planning/transit stuff)
https://la.curbed.com/2018/8/16/17704428/elon-musk-dodger-stadium-tunnel-better-ideas
there is a gondala idea that is kind of wacky but approximately 10000x better than this tunnel thing.
i mean it's even worse than the 3 mile, one way, street car loop that will not have priority over road traffic at intersections and will thus go at approximately walking pace that they want to put downtown
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:00 (five years ago) link
the gondala goes from downtown, and there is perhaps a more acute need to improve connections to the stadium from pretty much exactly the locations this tunnel would serve (among others). so a red line connection sounds good to me in principle! and you can argue that there is value in a proof of concept, and i don't think anyone is seriously suggesting the tunnel would ever make money.
but the city does not need to get involved. and it certainly shouldn't be providing financial support.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link
lmao
@elonmusk should check his mail before tweeting. pic.twitter.com/3c9QWtdp25— Lin Wood (@LLinWood) August 29, 2018
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
Did that come addled dipshit just delete all of his tweets going back to the 25th or something
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link
Fyac
No really fuck you, autocorrect
Musk kind of seems to me like someone who rides high on the backs of the truly intellectually gifted minions
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
so high
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link
"If I have seen further, it is because I have stood on th backs of giant reefers"
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link
dipped in synthetic novelty psychoactivesalso please delete my last 150 tweets thanks
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link
elon not doing great these days
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 23:40 (five years ago) link