Rolling Worst Music of 2018

finally figured out what the Macca song reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=len+steal+my+sunshine

+ Ryan Tedder

I don't know who "grandson" is but jesus he's like a compendium of irritating 00s vocal tics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sld6Iik_yhc&feature=youtu.be

lol why does he move around the stage like that

so bad

this song suck a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBTC7C2y11M

jesus christ @ paul mccartney

that doja cat moo song

oh come on, what young girl doesn't want to hear that they are worth more than every single gold chain, or hear the immortal words "you know I'm gonna smash it"

Quick-skipped past this abortion on the SYTYCD finale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRpZcFWJ_6A

Immediately thought of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-QT74bzHFQ

Lol

here you are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN6zE-wJ2iE

Some d-bag turned one of my favorite Tom Waits songs into a Big Bad Voodoo Daddy outtake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgyklly4Ds

“If you’re looking for lyrics, if you’re looking to cry, if you’re looking to think about life, don’t listen to hip-hop. There’s great hip-hop songs where they talk about life and they spit that real shit, but right now, there’s not a lot of people talking about real shit... Whenever I want to cry, whenever I want to sit down and have a nice cry, I’ll listen to some Bob Dylan. Or whenever I’m trying to have a good time and stay in a positive mood, I listen to hip-hop. Because it’s fun. I think hip-hop is important because it brings people together in a beautiful, happy way.”

― maura, Wednesday, January 3, 2018 10:35 AM (ten months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a very strange quote from post malone because, to me, his music is far from happy. it's like the paradigm of what mark fisher called depressive hedonia

not that i would expect post malone to be self aware but you know

haha, that tom waits cover is very bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHCQYxwr0

i feel very sad that a certain subset of gay men on the internet think that this reads as the future of pop

woulda posted this earlier but i thought it had already gotten posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzD_yyEcp0M

woulda posted this earlier but i thought it had already gotten posted

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Is Marshmello some kind of Deadmau5 knockoff(?)

what if marshmello is actually just dr luke in a mask

oh jk he's not actually one of those anonymity-gimmick djs anymore

the "*OFFICIAL FRIENDZONE ANTHEM*" in the youtube vid title is just lol

yikes that's poor

the sweet but psycho is also crap, #1 in Denmark atm, at least it channels a bit of early gaga

it's a bit too obvious for my taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACEKhljj5bk

heard this on vegas' modern rock station the other night

protest the hero have really pivoted huh

if you really miss Rage that much why not just listen to them?

weirdly it sounded much worse surrounded by a bunch of indifferently heaped rock songs from the '70s '90s and today than it does in isolation rn

I loved this band's first two records, and I was looking forward to their upcoming one, but this is some edgelord bullshit (it's musically cloddish and ugly as well):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yISltUDNHfY

That Hyro the Hero thing is probably Whiney's favorite new song.

Eric Clapton - Jingle Bells (In Memory Of Avicii).

Yes, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95EvXD86J8

It's actually… not as egregiously awful as I thought it would be?

a chance at least to update the old 'what did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears In Heaven' joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-C0-zVaW8

can someone direct me to info on the dissonance trend in contemporary pop? I hear it in not bad stuff as well, like Black Beatles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVO7xMofXko&feature=youtu.be

from this delightful article: https://www.theringer.com/music/2018/12/5/18126093/most-awkward-ellen-performances-2018

this isn't actually quiiite bad enough that i'd call it 'worst' anything but my goodness, i am astonished that anyone would actually try to have a breakthrough hit with this! the "love galore"-soundalike production, sza-type vocals on the verses and sevyn streeter-type vocals on the chorus, just reusing an entire chorus from an old hit verbatim without doing *anything* remotely ~clever~ with it. who thought this was a good idea? like damn, pick one wave to ride!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbftOENTCfo

"sweet but psycho" is currently #2 in the UK charts and I honestly think this is the point I will have to give up on pop music as a source of pleasure

this is not new but i hate it omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4K7EcyUev4&t=

also any instrumental song from any TV ad with ukulele and glockenspiel as the most prominent instruments

fuck this is what i meant to post earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4K7EcyUev4

fuck this is what i meant to post earlier
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"sweet but psycho" is currently #2 in the UK charts and I honestly think this is the point I will have to give up on pop music as a source of pleasure

The Christmas #1 this country deserves this year

honestly, this isn't THAT bad but it was the only thread that seemed appropriate to post it in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drCCchikcDc

maybe "most 2018 images"

"sweet but psycho" is currently #2 in the UK charts and I honestly think this is the point I will have to give up on pop music as a source of pleasure

The Christmas #1 this country deserves this year

Thank goodness for Sausage Rolls eh?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46647954

LadBaby

Do you DARE subject yourself to two and a half hours of the worst music ILM heard this year?

ILM's 2018 Rolling Worst Music Spotify Playlist

Incidentally, I will openly rep for three of these.

Sorry if this was already posted, but it did come out in 2018, and it is worst.

https://youtu.be/Hc3XIbUuTMc