Well, okay, I can accept that, but I can assert with great confidence that none of the rest of these bon mots were coined before the foundation of the latter day Algonquin Round Table that was the Full House writers' room.
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 August 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
What's Full House?
― Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Friday, 17 August 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link
It's basically the Great American Novel in televisual form.
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 August 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link
Hey guys, what happened, I thought for sure this one had legs.
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 August 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link
Sometimes I say “oh mylanta!” to myself, to this day. Had any tv show ever featured so many catchphrases? At one point every single character had one. They weren’t even telling jokes or doing things, the camera would just cut from one person saying a catchphrase to another
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 August 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link
Is it made out of ...... ... ...Woooooooooood!!?????
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 August 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Friday, August 17, 2018 3:34 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
♫ whatever happened to threads that had legs ♫
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 17 August 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link
We’re the threads made out of ...
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 August 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link
were
the threads
made out of ...
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 August 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link
I mean the legs
wood*passes out in pool of nostalgic tequila*
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 August 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link
My dad used to get angry at this show and scream NOT FUNNY at the screen.
He had ministrokes recently.
The two are not related
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 August 2018 23:36 (five years ago) link
Remember the episode when Jesse drove Danny's car into a lake
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 August 2018 23:40 (five years ago) link
I have never heard any of these in my life
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 17 August 2018 23:54 (five years ago) link
good poll
― johnny crunch, Friday, 17 August 2018 23:58 (five years ago) link
I don't know how you can claim to have never heard these phrases that we now use in everyday conversation, that's just weird.
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link
Remember the episode when Jesse drove Danny's car into a lakehttps://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2016125/rs_500x239-160225133206-anigif_enhanced-16983-1396903964-11.gif
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link
xpost By which, of course, I mean: Cut. It. Out.
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link
Clearly I was remiss in failing to include examples of these catchphrases in use. I will rectify that now.
Here's a little collection of 'You got it, dude'-s:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ff6ghp7iTA
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:36 (five years ago) link
And who could forget 'YOU. ARE. NOT. WELCOME.' (that would be me, because I do not remember it at all):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEGk6qqM4g
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link
That Michelle sure is a card. Hey, I wonder if Stephanie has any catchphrases!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhRodYSVuD8
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link
And what about that uncle of theirs? Jesse, what do you have to say for yourself?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqAqIj8Rdc
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:43 (five years ago) link
Michelle, you have the one undisputed catchphrase that really set the world on fire, but I think you might be stretching yourself a little thin now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFXICDDsra4
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:46 (five years ago) link
How do they come up with these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxMeUF9K6Ao
― jmm, Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:47 (five years ago) link
this show reinvented the english language
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:48 (five years ago) link
Havin' trouble tracking down a good 'Cut. It. Out.' clip but in the meantime here's some of Joey's hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious impressions!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5BGpmw0MTE
(Trivia for those unfamiliar with Dave Coulier: this kooky fella is who Alanis sang about having fellated in a theater.)
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link
This is a good thread and I’m in favor of it
― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link
Wait, Stephanie's back again? Well, what do you have for us this time, Steph?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flEIK8RsWms
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link
True fact: Mylanta sales quadrupled after this episode originally aired!
(This is almost certainly not true.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FMXIr9650o
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link
Okay, Michelle. You went back to the drawing board, you dug deep, and against all odds you pulled off another winner. I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGIIhcMCquc
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:01 (five years ago) link
Full House catchphrases are a good entry in the genre of “catastrophic semantic collapse”
― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link
And our final entry kicks off the aforementioned scene with the car in the kitchen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ud11nj2ujM
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:06 (five years ago) link
P.S. I am several decades into my adulthood, and it's a Friday night. Just thought I should make note of that real quick.
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link
Fridays are for posting
― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:08 (five years ago) link
just seeing the y/t screenshot makes me actually remember the rose/nose 1
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link
Ahem i was talking about Danny's car going into the lake on his 30th bday.
This is Stephanie driving Joey's car into the house.
Left Twix Right Twix thing
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:10 (five years ago) link
michelle actress is goat
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:11 (five years ago) link
Actri
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:11 (five years ago) link
If it were a Friday night from a couple decades ago, we could be enjoying this lineup as we speak!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XXSRNQLsf0
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link
NB https://therealfullhousereviewed.wordpress.com
― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9qbrHcHaak
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link
Welcome home, America!https://ewedit.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/tgif-entertainment-weekly.jpg
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link
Whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Do-T28tY08
― jmm, Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link
They're weird phrases, too. If anyone ever said them to me, their origins in an old sitcom as catch phrases escaped me entirely, so that they were just some strange thing(s) a person decided to say for unknown reasons. 1975 to 1985 are nearly a pure void in my knowledge of popular broadcast television.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:27 (five years ago) link
whatever happened to the baked potato trees
― del griffith, Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:34 (five years ago) link
Let's see what we can slip past the TGIF censors!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwoRVmvc-g
― jmm, Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link
Yo in big toowobol misto
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:31 (five years ago) link
But srsly whatever happened to predictability
― F# A# (∞), Friday, August 17, 2018 8:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the show was unable to answer this question, who are we to etc.
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 18 August 2018 12:15 (five years ago) link
xpost This is, no joke, my (one decade younger) sister's favorite show of all time. I got her the box set in the fancy little house for xmas one time and I thought she was going to cry.
(NB, she thinks Fuller House is irredeemable garbage. I'm not sure what the distinction is, but I accept her ruling.)
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 August 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link
"Cut it out" is incomplete without the hand motions that go with it
― Vinnie, Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link
which are so, so funny too
good stuff, not sure how he came up with it but that's why they pay him to be funny
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link
i still say you got it dude *extends tiny thumb up*
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 19 August 2018 02:32 (five years ago) link
The new series is trying to make "Holy chalupas" happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPOTYE-l5rE
― jmm, Sunday, 19 August 2018 02:46 (five years ago) link
There's a "Cut it out" w/ hand-motions in that montage as well, if anyone's craving one.
― jmm, Sunday, 19 August 2018 02:54 (five years ago) link
I'm still searching for that magic clue inside these gentle walls.
― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link
Why would a tower of dreams even have seams in the first place? That doesn't seem structurally sound, particularly if it's so overfilled with love that it's begun to burst. Please evacuate the tower, folks.
― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rKbTeHr.gif
― Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link
CAPICHE?!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, August 17, 2018 7:54 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag
oh puh-leez
― k3vin k., Monday, 20 August 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link
But srsly whatever happened to predictability― F# A# (∞), Friday, August 17, 2018 8:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkthe show was unable to answer this question, who are we to etc.― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, August 18, 2018 5:15 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, August 18, 2018 5:15 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ah but the show WAS the answer to the question
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 August 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link
I used to get mad as a kid when they shortened the theme to cut out the pre-chorus that rarely got played after early seasons
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 August 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
the theme had a gravitas that the show did not live up to
There are a number of shows whose theme songs seem to have been selected more or less at random from a box of generic theme song submission tapes. Occasionally, the artist would be asked to amend the song so as to include the show's title (see: the Silver Spoons theme writer, who clearly didn't know or bother to ask what 'silver spoons' actually referred to), but as long as the lyrics made some vague reference to humans interacting with other humans it was basically good enough for broadcast.
― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link
It was sad the day all those things went away, I agree.― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, August 18, 2018 12:34 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkI remember when it happened― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, August 18, 2018 1:11 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkWe were rapt, gathered around the wireless― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, August 18, 2018 1:12 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Melted Belts, Priced To Move (Old Lunch), Saturday, August 18, 2018 12:34 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I remember when it happened
― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, August 18, 2018 1:11 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
We were rapt, gathered around the wireless
― faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, August 18, 2018 1:12 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Theme song was oddly prophetic about the decline of paperboys and evening TV, it's true.
― The inexorable rise of identity condiments (Sund4r), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link
Btw, I have never seen Silver Spoons and only know of it because it has been referenced on ilx. I'm sure it was better than Full House, though, which is sort of the thing. Like, I feel like this show has endured more strongly in the public's imagination than Family Ties, even.
― The inexorable rise of identity condiments (Sund4r), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
which is why we have Fuller House, which is worse because it now acts like it knows how bad it was in the 80s
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
Having recently been sucked into an episode when I realized that it was inexplicably being broadcast on actual tv in the year 2018, I can promise you that Silver Spoons is at least as bad as Full House.
― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link
(These cable networks dedicated to shows that haven't even been seen in reruns for the past thirty years are very good at snuffing out any lingering illusions you might have that the programs you watched as a kid were anything but terrible.)
― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link
if only for a Small Wonder dedicated station
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link
Fresh Prince of Bel Air holds up.
If Head of the Class and Diff'rent Strokes were actually garbage, I don't want to know. xp lol
― The inexorable rise of identity condiments (Sund4r), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:02 (five years ago) link
or Today's Special
xpost yeah I can still watch Fresh Prince, but it succeeded mostly due to humor that wasn't cornball and tackling some pretty heavy topics (ie the episode where Will gets shot, or when his biological father abandons him...again)
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link
I'm guessing you don't mean the TVOntario classic Today's Special.
― The inexorable rise of identity condiments (Sund4r), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:04 (five years ago) link
oh but I DO
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link
i dunno what network we got it on in the States but it was on in my household all the time. i didn't even realize it was Canadian until I was an adult
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link
That is my biggest O_O in a while.
(Ep where Will and Carlton go to jail was good too.)
― The inexorable rise of identity condiments (Sund4r), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link
― The inexorable rise of identity condiments (Sund4r), Monday, August 20, 2018 7:04 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal)
i also had a weird fucked up relationship with today's special, growing up. didn't know it was a canadian show!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link
I thought this was a parody thread and all the poll options were made up :(
― Οὖτις, Monday, 20 August 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link
This is deadly serious, how dare u.
― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:40 (five years ago) link
The very idea that I would ever start a thread with my tongue anywhere near the inside of my cheek is frankly offensive.
― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link
I can't watch these clips without thinking of Horsing Around. That's a pretty brutal takedown of this style.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 09:24 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
"cowabunga dudes!" isn't even a full house original, they just lifted it wholesale. i guess that's true of some of the others too, like have mercy
― Karl Malone, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link
missing "Lawsie, Miss Scarlett!"
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 31 August 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link
wait a second, maybe full house shared a parent company with TMNT? Full House = ABC, TMNT in the late 80s = ? maybe they also owned mylanta?
― Karl Malone, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link
TMNT was a spin-off of Full House IIRC (from the season when Joey got that job as the pitchman for shredded cheese and got completely lost in his Shredder persona until Stephanie taught him an important lesson about family and sharing and not unleashing hordes of robotic ninjas on San Francisco).
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link
during that time, a lot of the family was first experimenting with drugs
― Karl Malone, Friday, 31 August 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 1 September 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
have mercy got robbed
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Saturday, 1 September 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link
How rude was the token full house phrase back in the dayCan’t believe it’s one vote less than #1
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 1 September 2018 04:51 (five years ago) link
I honestly don't remember (or get) "oh Mylanta" at all. I would have probably voted "have mercy" if I'd brought myself to vote.
― The inexorable rise of identity condiments (Sund4r), Saturday, 1 September 2018 08:34 (five years ago) link
Howie
Where Howie
I want Howie
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 September 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link
Wtf is a Mylanta.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 5 September 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
Would you like to watch 117 Full House commercials in a row, okay then here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cnJaMb84M0
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 13:15 (three years ago) link