Voted Alien Covenant, as its the film whose distant ancestors mean the most to me, so it's the biggest disappointment. Not objectively the worst thing on the list, though.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 06:27 (five years ago) link
Survival of the Dead does have a laughably awful bit where the heroes hide from the villains by ducking down out of camera view, even though they would still be easily visible to the actual baddies, waiting for a bit, and then standing up into view again.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 06:29 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 7 September 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
hobbit for some reason pisses me off more, but in the end it has to be star wars
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link
i feel like inasmuch as aesthetic objectivity exists, which it doesn't, Hobbit 3 is the most worthless thing on the list, but i hear less irl from fans of H3 than i do from Star Wars apologists.
― fuck giving a bear beer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 September 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link
every movie i've seen here is at least pretty good, especially the bond and friday the 13th entries which are two of my favorite movies of all time. (i enjoy the relentless nihilism of alien covenant sue me.) but this is prob curse of michael myers for me
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 7 September 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link
Leonard
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 September 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link
You might be right about Halloween, Brad. I've seen 4-6 relatively recently and could not tell you one solitary thing about any of them. They featured Mike Myers, I guess. I think 6 is the one with Paul Rudd.
― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 September 2018 02:23 (five years ago) link
Fuckin' Final Nightmare, though. Ugh. What a steamy pile. This is a toughie.
― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 September 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link
Nahhh, at least Final Nightmare took a chance on being weird, with Roseanne & Tom and Alice Cooper and the 3-D. None of it worked at all but minor points for effort. Halloween 6 was just people collecting a paycheck for boring the pants off of everybody.
― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 September 2018 02:30 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
Ouch. Not a surprising winner, but I'm impressed Hobbit and Alien got votes. I wish I'd included the Hobbit films in the last two polls though I think this is surely the worst of them. Prometheus, interestingly, got no votes last time.
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:24 (five years ago) link
Prometheus is far too funny to be the worst of anything
― fuck giving a bear beer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 September 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link
I’m more struck that someone looked down this list and picked Fast 6!
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 8 September 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link