Elon Musk

ayy lol

he's doing a radio interview right now where he claims "I didn't see any other ideas for improving the traffic [in LA]."

Like these mysterious things called trains, trams and light rail?

pic.twitter.com/StiHKiuMtG

— Watergate Speedrun - 0.5X A Presses (Commentated) (@surfbordt) September 7, 2018

Live now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycPr5-27vSI

Lmao at every second of this

#420 #blazeit #muskonskunk

Elon Musk’s campaign to persuade investors he is out of his mind continued late Thursday night when he took a hit off a joint during a live podcast https://t.co/IxdUYK4HGn

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) September 7, 2018

Pre-market shares down 5%.

moaning that you work so hard you never see your kids then hanging out with joe rogan for 3 hours

god can you imagine spending time with five little elon musks? i'd be choosing to get high af with joe rogan too, it's maybe the best decision musk has made in months

oh god, there's such a specific awkwardness to this

not enough abt elon's impressively evil dad in this thread

oh i suppose you think he's evil just because he was an apartheid-era south african property magnate who dabbled in the diamond industry and, at 72, fathered a child with his 30-year-old stepdaughter, do you

who's the real sick man in this so called society

BREAKING: *TESLA SHARES EXTEND LOSSES TO FALL 10%; BIGGEST LOSS IN 2 YEARS https://t.co/lTUIJkAgWZ

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) September 7, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/4xMgwkD.png

blessed thread

works with anything pic.twitter.com/IYNk7uQS5z

— meth lab for cutie (@AliceAvizandum) September 7, 2018

I've got a good friend who isn't allowed to invest in Tesla who nonetheless was going on and on about visionary this and steve jobs and amazon that and tesla's going to be a 25000 stock and the future and whatever. It all made me wish even more for this whole endeavor to fail just for me to be able to tease him for drinking the electric kool aid.

lmfao u have to inhale it genius

Musk subsequently said that he rarely smokes weed and it doesn’t affect him much. It is certainly the case that he sounded just as high before he smoked as he does now. pic.twitter.com/fWEoYu0OCZ

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) September 7, 2018

wait was he wearing an occupy shirt lmao

“Occupy Mars”

He can have it.

he can take joe rogan while he's at it

if this culminates in Elon Musk dying alone on Mars it will all be worth it

i'll say one thing for this guy, his hair plugs look great

Impressive that, while this sort of stunt would make many plutocrats seem more likable, it does nothing for Musk.

Elon Musk's new revolutionary, radical hyper loop hair plug technology.

it's gonna take more than puffing on granny's glaucoma medicine to turn this ship around

http://imgur.com/tTlrXljl.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmfGx94WsAUqgBg.jpg

guys what if the hyperloop is just

like

one giant bong

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmfGx-AW4AIN4xK.jpg

Elsewhere, Tesla’s chief accounting officer is quitting after a month on the job, which is fine, it’s fine, don’t worry about it, it’s totally normal and fine:

Dave stated: “Since I joined Tesla on August 6th, the level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company, have exceeded my expectations. As a result, this caused me to reconsider my future. I want to be clear that I believe strongly in Tesla, its mission, and its future prospects, and I have no disagreements with Tesla’s leadership or its financial reporting.”

http://blogs.thepoconos.com/pop-rox/files/2012/04/Andrew-Dice-Clay-at-TAO-red-carpe-570t.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmgCtqlWwAAibeT.jpg:small

He looks like some disgruntled shock jock.

He's right about the Guardian at least.

that pic of him toking is gonna be a very good meme

agreed, curious as to what karl could do with it (this isn't a formal request karl)

oh, i've already been working on it

i'm doing some really lazy though

perhaps there is some reason he WANTS the stock to tank

A brewster's bilions situation

Maybe so that he can build a hyper loop tunnel to rescue it?

he's not gonna be able to get it to 420 but 69 is still in play

looooooool

so is $4.20

didnt he want to buy the company and make it private? I am uneducated on such things but it seems like if you want to buy somethign its good to make the price be low some how

there maybe be some legalities there

He's going to hyper loop out of there so fast the feds will never catch him. Though it might raise some red flags when he suggests a tunnel from Palo Alto to Fiji.

Apple buys Elon and saves him

Tesla Stan’s watched a completely diffferent interview to everyone else.

https://cleantechnica.com/2018/09/07/elon-on-joe-rogan-a-tesla-is-not-really-a-car-its-actually-a-thing-to-maximize-enjoyment/

Yeah I caught a bit of the live broadcast last night when he was talking about that, “maximizing enjoyment.” He says there’s an Easter egg in the Teslas that makes them play music and “dance.” Fucking moronic, just make a good car christ.

I mean he's kind of got a point, people aren't buying Teslas because they wanna get to point A to point B