oh god, there's such a specific awkwardness to this
― devvvine, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link
not enough abt elon's impressively evil dad in this thread
― mark s, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link
oh i suppose you think he's evil just because he was an apartheid-era south african property magnate who dabbled in the diamond industry and, at 72, fathered a child with his 30-year-old stepdaughter, do you
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 September 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
who's the real sick man in this so called society
― devvvine, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link
BREAKING: *TESLA SHARES EXTEND LOSSES TO FALL 10%; BIGGEST LOSS IN 2 YEARS https://t.co/lTUIJkAgWZ— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) September 7, 2018
https://i.imgur.com/4xMgwkD.png
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 7 September 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link
blessed thread
works with anything pic.twitter.com/IYNk7uQS5z— meth lab for cutie (@AliceAvizandum) September 7, 2018
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 September 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link
I've got a good friend who isn't allowed to invest in Tesla who nonetheless was going on and on about visionary this and steve jobs and amazon that and tesla's going to be a 25000 stock and the future and whatever. It all made me wish even more for this whole endeavor to fail just for me to be able to tease him for drinking the electric kool aid.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 September 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link
lmfao u have to inhale it genius
Musk subsequently said that he rarely smokes weed and it doesn’t affect him much. It is certainly the case that he sounded just as high before he smoked as he does now. pic.twitter.com/fWEoYu0OCZ— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) September 7, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
wait was he wearing an occupy shirt lmao
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link
“Occupy Mars”
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link
He can have it.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 September 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link
he can take joe rogan while he's at it
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link
if this culminates in Elon Musk dying alone on Mars it will all be worth it
― crüt, Friday, 7 September 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link
i'll say one thing for this guy, his hair plugs look great
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link
Impressive that, while this sort of stunt would make many plutocrats seem more likable, it does nothing for Musk.
― mick signals, Friday, 7 September 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
Elon Musk's new revolutionary, radical hyper loop hair plug technology.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 September 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link
it's gonna take more than puffing on granny's glaucoma medicine to turn this ship around
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 September 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link
http://imgur.com/tTlrXljl.png
― mick signals, Friday, 7 September 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmfGx94WsAUqgBg.jpg
guys what if the hyperloop is just
like
one giant bong
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmfGx-AW4AIN4xK.jpg
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link
Elsewhere, Tesla’s chief accounting officer is quitting after a month on the job, which is fine, it’s fine, don’t worry about it, it’s totally normal and fine:Dave stated: “Since I joined Tesla on August 6th, the level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company, have exceeded my expectations. As a result, this caused me to reconsider my future. I want to be clear that I believe strongly in Tesla, its mission, and its future prospects, and I have no disagreements with Tesla’s leadership or its financial reporting.”
Dave stated: “Since I joined Tesla on August 6th, the level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company, have exceeded my expectations. As a result, this caused me to reconsider my future. I want to be clear that I believe strongly in Tesla, its mission, and its future prospects, and I have no disagreements with Tesla’s leadership or its financial reporting.”
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link
http://blogs.thepoconos.com/pop-rox/files/2012/04/Andrew-Dice-Clay-at-TAO-red-carpe-570t.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 September 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmgCtqlWwAAibeT.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 September 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link
He looks like some disgruntled shock jock.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 September 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link
He's right about the Guardian at least.
― Scottish Country Tweerking (Tom D.), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link
that pic of him toking is gonna be a very good meme
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
agreed, curious as to what karl could do with it (this isn't a formal request karl)
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link
oh, i've already been working on it
i'm doing some really lazy though
― Karl Malone, Friday, 7 September 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
perhaps there is some reason he WANTS the stock to tank
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link
A brewster's bilions situation
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
Maybe so that he can build a hyper loop tunnel to rescue it?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 September 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
he's not gonna be able to get it to 420 but 69 is still in play
― frogbs, Friday, 7 September 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link
looooooool
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 7 September 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link
so is $4.20
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 7 September 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link
didnt he want to buy the company and make it private? I am uneducated on such things but it seems like if you want to buy somethign its good to make the price be low some how
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 7 September 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link
there maybe be some legalities there
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 7 September 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
He's going to hyper loop out of there so fast the feds will never catch him. Though it might raise some red flags when he suggests a tunnel from Palo Alto to Fiji.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 September 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link
Apple buys Elon and saves him
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 7 September 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link
Tesla Stan’s watched a completely diffferent interview to everyone else.
https://cleantechnica.com/2018/09/07/elon-on-joe-rogan-a-tesla-is-not-really-a-car-its-actually-a-thing-to-maximize-enjoyment/
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 7 September 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link
Yeah I caught a bit of the live broadcast last night when he was talking about that, “maximizing enjoyment.” He says there’s an Easter egg in the Teslas that makes them play music and “dance.” Fucking moronic, just make a good car christ.
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
I mean he's kind of got a point, people aren't buying Teslas because they wanna get to point A to point B
― frogbs, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link
Maybe not now, but he’s talking about a future where most ppl drive electric cars (and preferably Teslas). He went into the whole tunnel idea and everything. He realizes that they won’t be a super luxury item forever.
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link
By the way, dude has the most fucked up robotic Wiseauian laugh. “HAH-HAH-HAH.” that’s when I tuned out
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link
I missed the blunt smoking last night. Why is that the big thing the media is running with? Marijuana is legal in California.
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link
It may be legal, but turning up to work high is probably not the best idea for he CEO of a multi-billion dollar company whose judgement and leadership style is already severely questionable.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link
yeah it's not exactly gonna reassure the stockholders who have had a rough week already
― sleeve, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
shareholders? IDGAF
how much has the US government given this guy and what have we gotten in return exactly
― frogbs, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
$4.9 billion as of 2015, but hey we've had some good laughs
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html
― sleeve, Friday, 7 September 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link
he said weed didnt affect him then he didnt inhale lmfbo he doesnt know how to smoke thats some shit a 12 y/o wld do
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link
instead of a partial vacuum underground, sounds like he needs a partial vacuum in HIS LUNGS... to get high
― brownie, Friday, 7 September 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link