Elon Musk

http://imgur.com/tTlrXljl.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmfGx94WsAUqgBg.jpg

guys what if the hyperloop is just

like

one giant bong

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmfGx-AW4AIN4xK.jpg

Elsewhere, Tesla’s chief accounting officer is quitting after a month on the job, which is fine, it’s fine, don’t worry about it, it’s totally normal and fine:

Dave stated: “Since I joined Tesla on August 6th, the level of public attention placed on the company, as well as the pace within the company, have exceeded my expectations. As a result, this caused me to reconsider my future. I want to be clear that I believe strongly in Tesla, its mission, and its future prospects, and I have no disagreements with Tesla’s leadership or its financial reporting.”

http://blogs.thepoconos.com/pop-rox/files/2012/04/Andrew-Dice-Clay-at-TAO-red-carpe-570t.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmgCtqlWwAAibeT.jpg:small

He looks like some disgruntled shock jock.

He's right about the Guardian at least.

that pic of him toking is gonna be a very good meme

agreed, curious as to what karl could do with it (this isn't a formal request karl)

oh, i've already been working on it

i'm doing some really lazy though

perhaps there is some reason he WANTS the stock to tank

A brewster's bilions situation

Maybe so that he can build a hyper loop tunnel to rescue it?

he's not gonna be able to get it to 420 but 69 is still in play

looooooool

so is $4.20

didnt he want to buy the company and make it private? I am uneducated on such things but it seems like if you want to buy somethign its good to make the price be low some how

there maybe be some legalities there

He's going to hyper loop out of there so fast the feds will never catch him. Though it might raise some red flags when he suggests a tunnel from Palo Alto to Fiji.

Apple buys Elon and saves him

Tesla Stan’s watched a completely diffferent interview to everyone else.

https://cleantechnica.com/2018/09/07/elon-on-joe-rogan-a-tesla-is-not-really-a-car-its-actually-a-thing-to-maximize-enjoyment/

Yeah I caught a bit of the live broadcast last night when he was talking about that, “maximizing enjoyment.” He says there’s an Easter egg in the Teslas that makes them play music and “dance.” Fucking moronic, just make a good car christ.

I mean he's kind of got a point, people aren't buying Teslas because they wanna get to point A to point B

Maybe not now, but he’s talking about a future where most ppl drive electric cars (and preferably Teslas). He went into the whole tunnel idea and everything. He realizes that they won’t be a super luxury item forever.

By the way, dude has the most fucked up robotic Wiseauian laugh. “HAH-HAH-HAH.” that’s when I tuned out

I missed the blunt smoking last night. Why is that the big thing the media is running with? Marijuana is legal in California.

It may be legal, but turning up to work high is probably not the best idea for he CEO of a multi-billion dollar company whose judgement and leadership style is already severely questionable.

yeah it's not exactly gonna reassure the stockholders who have had a rough week already

shareholders? IDGAF

how much has the US government given this guy and what have we gotten in return exactly

$4.9 billion as of 2015, but hey we've had some good laughs

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html

he said weed didnt affect him then he didnt inhale lmfbo he doesnt know how to smoke thats some shit a 12 y/o wld do

instead of a partial vacuum underground, sounds like he needs a partial vacuum in HIS LUNGS... to get high

otm

but don't all these guys brag about microdosing LSD at work? and then go to Burning Man and macrodose??

he has to have security clearance in order for spacex to maintain its relationship with the USAF etc.

New – Statement from the @usairforce to @CNBC on the branch looking into Elon Musk's pot smoking:

"We will need time to determine the facts and the appropriate process to handle the situation." https://t.co/57cjiE6tJo

— Michael Sheetz (@thesheetztweetz) September 7, 2018

yesterday was such a failure that i ended up working on a dumb morph for an hour before realizing there was video footage of him smoking it, and i didn't have to recreate what it would have looked like based upon two still images posted on a thread. so here is an alternative look at what that scene might have looked like in a world that isn't our own

https://i.imgur.com/veEwo1i.gif

lol that's so much better and deserves to become the standard meme underlay for use of this incident imho

you mighty morphing musk imager

actually, wait a second, i legit fixed it. hold on

That thing his thumb done is incredible! Bravo!

thanks!

adding a slight zoom helps things a bit, i think

https://i.imgur.com/GaOhhwm.gif

then there's this smiling version which is kind of idiotic but fun

https://i.imgur.com/ZUXBsCS.gif

the first one with the zoom is incredible

yes, thank you for your service

yeah, i think that's my fave as well. it really captures his spirit

a new high for KM

thread delivers

In ultra progressive California you can smoke weed but there’s no indoor smoking ban in workplaces?

karl u are a hero

Yeah! All three of these are incredible.