I mean he's kind of got a point, people aren't buying Teslas because they wanna get to point A to point B
― frogbs, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link
Maybe not now, but he’s talking about a future where most ppl drive electric cars (and preferably Teslas). He went into the whole tunnel idea and everything. He realizes that they won’t be a super luxury item forever.
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link
By the way, dude has the most fucked up robotic Wiseauian laugh. “HAH-HAH-HAH.” that’s when I tuned out
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link
I missed the blunt smoking last night. Why is that the big thing the media is running with? Marijuana is legal in California.
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link
It may be legal, but turning up to work high is probably not the best idea for he CEO of a multi-billion dollar company whose judgement and leadership style is already severely questionable.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link
yeah it's not exactly gonna reassure the stockholders who have had a rough week already
― sleeve, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link
shareholders? IDGAF
how much has the US government given this guy and what have we gotten in return exactly
― frogbs, Friday, 7 September 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
$4.9 billion as of 2015, but hey we've had some good laughs
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html
― sleeve, Friday, 7 September 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link
he said weed didnt affect him then he didnt inhale lmfbo he doesnt know how to smoke thats some shit a 12 y/o wld do
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link
instead of a partial vacuum underground, sounds like he needs a partial vacuum in HIS LUNGS... to get high
― brownie, Friday, 7 September 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link
otm
― sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link
but don't all these guys brag about microdosing LSD at work? and then go to Burning Man and macrodose??
― flappy bird, Friday, 7 September 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link
he has to have security clearance in order for spacex to maintain its relationship with the USAF etc.
New – Statement from the @usairforce to @CNBC on the branch looking into Elon Musk's pot smoking:"We will need time to determine the facts and the appropriate process to handle the situation." https://t.co/57cjiE6tJo— Michael Sheetz (@thesheetztweetz) September 7, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 September 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link
yesterday was such a failure that i ended up working on a dumb morph for an hour before realizing there was video footage of him smoking it, and i didn't have to recreate what it would have looked like based upon two still images posted on a thread. so here is an alternative look at what that scene might have looked like in a world that isn't our own
https://i.imgur.com/veEwo1i.gif
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 September 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
lol that's so much better and deserves to become the standard meme underlay for use of this incident imho
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link
you mighty morphing musk imager
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link
actually, wait a second, i legit fixed it. hold on
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 September 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link
That thing his thumb done is incredible! Bravo!
― Frederik B, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link
thanks!
adding a slight zoom helps things a bit, i think
https://i.imgur.com/GaOhhwm.gif
then there's this smiling version which is kind of idiotic but fun
https://i.imgur.com/ZUXBsCS.gif
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link
the first one with the zoom is incredible
― the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
yes, thank you for your service
― sleeve, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link
yeah, i think that's my fave as well. it really captures his spirit
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
a new high for KM
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link
thread delivers
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link
In ultra progressive California you can smoke weed but there’s no indoor smoking ban in workplaces?
― the article don, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link
karl u are a hero
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 8 September 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link
Yeah! All three of these are incredible.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 9 September 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link
I'm high AF right now and just stumbled on those morphs above and jesus christ
― akm, Sunday, 9 September 2018 02:04 (five years ago) link
lolYou all should just download a morphing program. They’re easy to use. You’ll be morphing all night!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 02:35 (five years ago) link
it's like, his smile is a puff of smoke that he pulllllls out of his face, taffy-like
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 9 September 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link
The interview itself is really good! Rogan is a dope but EM goes into trance mode when asked about the future
― calstars, Sunday, 9 September 2018 03:40 (five years ago) link
Dudes just listen to the Audio. The visual is frankly unnecessary
― calstars, Sunday, 9 September 2018 03:41 (five years ago) link
is A.I. actually a serious threat or does he just love the drama?
― Trϵϵship, Sunday, 9 September 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link
i'd literally rather die than use his neuralink software and merge my brain with a machine. not that i think his software will actually work. the interview annoyed me but maybe i just hate the future.
― Trϵϵship, Sunday, 9 September 2018 03:55 (five years ago) link
xpost all of these people seem to think so, but every single of them are dumb and wrong, according to most people i talk to
https://futureoflife.org/ai-open-letter/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Letter_on_Artificial_Intelligence
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 03:56 (five years ago) link
*puffs*
― calstars, Sunday, 9 September 2018 04:20 (five years ago) link
every single of them, you heard it here
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link
yeah I mean I'm not a scientist but what he said about tunnels was convincing.
A+ work Karl let's make that shit go viral
― flappy bird, Sunday, 9 September 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link
i posted it on imgur and it received a negative score, i posted it on reddit and 40% of the thread downvoted it. i have learned enough to know that the rest of the internet is not ilx, but i have not learned enough to stop trying
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 05:06 (five years ago) link
twitter
― flappy bird, Sunday, 9 September 2018 05:43 (five years ago) link
Wow I really hope this dingus loses his security clearance
― faculty w1fe (silby), Sunday, 9 September 2018 05:55 (five years ago) link
bit harsh on karl just for getting downvotes tbh
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 September 2018 07:09 (five years ago) link
Those images have been giving me life in the last couple of days. Best meme since Croatian fascist takes cyanide at his trial. We'll done Elon (and KM!)
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 September 2018 11:43 (five years ago) link
HACKERS CAN STEAL A TESLA MODEL S IN SECONDS BY CLONING ITS KEY FOB https://www.wired.com/story/hackers-steal-tesla-model-s-seconds-key-fob
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 10 September 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
Telsa announces the creation in real life of KITT
(Knight Industries Two Thousand)
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link
is he fired yet
― faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 10 September 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link
ive fired him effective immediately
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 10 September 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link
He will fire himself but after a long discussion with himself, come crawling back to himself and beg for his job back
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link
Yes, I wonder if he will go on a killing spree. Yes, I track his flights. Yes, I have spoken to some of his overnight friends. Yes, he was out of control at Burning Man. Yes, you should ask @AZEALIABANKSNYC for a quote. Buy some soap first though.— Enty (@entylawyer) September 10, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 10 September 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link