Elon Musk

I missed the blunt smoking last night. Why is that the big thing the media is running with? Marijuana is legal in California.

It may be legal, but turning up to work high is probably not the best idea for he CEO of a multi-billion dollar company whose judgement and leadership style is already severely questionable.

yeah it's not exactly gonna reassure the stockholders who have had a rough week already

shareholders? IDGAF

how much has the US government given this guy and what have we gotten in return exactly

$4.9 billion as of 2015, but hey we've had some good laughs

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html

he said weed didnt affect him then he didnt inhale lmfbo he doesnt know how to smoke thats some shit a 12 y/o wld do

instead of a partial vacuum underground, sounds like he needs a partial vacuum in HIS LUNGS... to get high

otm

but don't all these guys brag about microdosing LSD at work? and then go to Burning Man and macrodose??

he has to have security clearance in order for spacex to maintain its relationship with the USAF etc.

New – Statement from the @usairforce to @CNBC on the branch looking into Elon Musk's pot smoking:

"We will need time to determine the facts and the appropriate process to handle the situation." https://t.co/57cjiE6tJo

— Michael Sheetz (@thesheetztweetz) September 7, 2018

yesterday was such a failure that i ended up working on a dumb morph for an hour before realizing there was video footage of him smoking it, and i didn't have to recreate what it would have looked like based upon two still images posted on a thread. so here is an alternative look at what that scene might have looked like in a world that isn't our own

https://i.imgur.com/veEwo1i.gif

lol that's so much better and deserves to become the standard meme underlay for use of this incident imho

you mighty morphing musk imager

actually, wait a second, i legit fixed it. hold on

That thing his thumb done is incredible! Bravo!

thanks!

adding a slight zoom helps things a bit, i think

https://i.imgur.com/GaOhhwm.gif

then there's this smiling version which is kind of idiotic but fun

https://i.imgur.com/ZUXBsCS.gif

the first one with the zoom is incredible

yes, thank you for your service

yeah, i think that's my fave as well. it really captures his spirit

a new high for KM

thread delivers

In ultra progressive California you can smoke weed but there’s no indoor smoking ban in workplaces?

karl u are a hero

Yeah! All three of these are incredible.

I'm high AF right now and just stumbled on those morphs above and jesus christ

lol
You all should just download a morphing program. They’re easy to use. You’ll be morphing all night!

it's like, his smile is a puff of smoke that he pulllllls out of his face, taffy-like

The interview itself is really good! Rogan is a dope but EM goes into trance mode when asked about the future

Dudes just listen to the Audio. The visual is frankly unnecessary

is A.I. actually a serious threat or does he just love the drama?

i'd literally rather die than use his neuralink software and merge my brain with a machine. not that i think his software will actually work. the interview annoyed me but maybe i just hate the future.

xpost
all of these people seem to think so, but every single of them are dumb and wrong, according to most people i talk to

https://futureoflife.org/ai-open-letter/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Letter_on_Artificial_Intelligence

*puffs*

every single of them, you heard it here

yeah I mean I'm not a scientist but what he said about tunnels was convincing.

A+ work Karl let's make that shit go viral

i posted it on imgur and it received a negative score, i posted it on reddit and 40% of the thread downvoted it. i have learned enough to know that the rest of the internet is not ilx, but i have not learned enough to stop trying

twitter

Wow I really hope this dingus loses his security clearance

bit harsh on karl just for getting downvotes tbh

Those images have been giving me life in the last couple of days. Best meme since Croatian fascist takes cyanide at his trial. We'll done Elon (and KM!)

HACKERS CAN STEAL A TESLA MODEL S IN SECONDS BY CLONING ITS KEY FOB https://www.wired.com/story/hackers-steal-tesla-model-s-seconds-key-fob

Telsa announces the creation in real life of KITT

(Knight Industries Two Thousand)

is he fired yet

ive fired him effective immediately

He will fire himself but after a long discussion with himself, come crawling back to himself and beg for his job back

Yes, I wonder if he will go on a killing spree. Yes, I track his flights. Yes, I have spoken to some of his overnight friends. Yes, he was out of control at Burning Man. Yes, you should ask @AZEALIABANKSNYC for a quote. Buy some soap first though.

— Enty (@entylawyer) September 10, 2018

enty admitted to fabricating his stories, I'd believe Elon over him

well, s/admitted/was proven to have, but nevertheless

https://nypost.com/2012/04/01/how-crazy-days-and-nights-fooled-hollywood/

he had some good stories too tho before ~the msm~