Elon Musk

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yeah I mean I'm not a scientist but what he said about tunnels was convincing.

A+ work Karl let's make that shit go viral

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 September 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link

i posted it on imgur and it received a negative score, i posted it on reddit and 40% of the thread downvoted it. i have learned enough to know that the rest of the internet is not ilx, but i have not learned enough to stop trying

Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 September 2018 05:06 (five years ago) link

twitter

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 September 2018 05:43 (five years ago) link

Wow I really hope this dingus loses his security clearance

faculty w1fe (silby), Sunday, 9 September 2018 05:55 (five years ago) link

bit harsh on karl just for getting downvotes tbh

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 September 2018 07:09 (five years ago) link

Those images have been giving me life in the last couple of days. Best meme since Croatian fascist takes cyanide at his trial. We'll done Elon (and KM!)

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 9 September 2018 11:43 (five years ago) link

HACKERS CAN STEAL A TESLA MODEL S IN SECONDS BY CLONING ITS KEY FOB https://www.wired.com/story/hackers-steal-tesla-model-s-seconds-key-fob

sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 10 September 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

Telsa announces the creation in real life of KITT

(Knight Industries Two Thousand)

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

is he fired yet

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 10 September 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

ive fired him effective immediately

sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 10 September 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

He will fire himself but after a long discussion with himself, come crawling back to himself and beg for his job back

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 10 September 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

Yes, I wonder if he will go on a killing spree. Yes, I track his flights. Yes, I have spoken to some of his overnight friends. Yes, he was out of control at Burning Man. Yes, you should ask @AZEALIABANKSNYC for a quote. Buy some soap first though.

— Enty (@entylawyer) September 10, 2018

sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 10 September 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

enty admitted to fabricating his stories, I'd believe Elon over him

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 10 September 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

well, s/admitted/was proven to have, but nevertheless

https://nypost.com/2012/04/01/how-crazy-days-and-nights-fooled-hollywood/

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 10 September 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

he had some good stories too tho before ~the msm~

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

ELon once ate with Max Tegmark, that crazy Swede! that must have been one funky night

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

a have a friend that listened to the whole interview and is now bemoaning that the "so-called news" is only talking about him smoking a blunt and not all his musings on robotics and AI and giant tunnels and all the other things he is constantly and publicly talking about

frogbs, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

he's not exactly a modern day tesla more like the Bill Gates of electric cars

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

he's clive sinclair without the common decency to even produce a zx spectrum

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

and clive sinlcair was man enough to embrace his baldness

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link

shakey is there a thread where we talk about this?

https://www.vox.com/energy-and-environment/2018/8/31/17799094/california-100-percent-clean-energy-target-brown-de-leon

(also i want de leon to run for LA mayor when he loses to feinstein)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

The Energy Thread

probably best one

sleeve, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

sometimes I wonder if the electricity used to power electric cars is dirty anyway what is the clean ness there

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

a have a friend that listened to the whole interview and is now bemoaning that the "so-called news" is only talking about him smoking a blunt and not all his musings on robotics and AI and giant tunnels and all the other things he is constantly and publicly talking about

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 11, 2018 2:08 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The first 100+ comments on the YouTube video itself are basically this. He's not a total idiot, but fuck he's got so many red flags and a clear propensity for childish distractions. What he said about AI and robotics was nothing new.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link

I don't understand how people accept that the technology necessary to simulate their human experience many times over is a given or that it would only not happen if the world abruptly ended in the near future.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

step 1 of his simulation theory fun -- imagine any rate of improvement in computing power, gaming, etc., already seems so naive. why would you assume this shit won't roll off? but maybe I'm missing something.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

and he describes the neuralink stuff as solving a bandwidth issue at the link between your mind's queries and the internet. but it seems like the speed at which my dumb brain can generate these queries will remain as a serious bottleneck? neuralink will disrupt mavis beacon typing instruction software!

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:25 (five years ago) link

he's not exactly a modern day tesla more like the Bill Gates of electric cars

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, September 11, 2018 2:12 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bill gates was a business genius, musk seems like more of a startup guy + good at media

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link

gates obvs more technical than musk too

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link

'gates' also a more technical term than 'musk'

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:28 (five years ago) link

otm

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

BREAKING: Tesla's VP of Worldwide Finance, Justin McAnear, is leaving the company https://t.co/TGNPdho6Ha pic.twitter.com/jXw7oyHUYb

— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) September 12, 2018


Tesla's biggest institutional investor says Elon Musk needs psychological helphttps://t.co/lMV9gmgjhL

— Adam Pasick (@Adampasick) September 12, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

things are going great!!!!

sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

I would have Musk pegged as a Timbuk 3 fan, their hit does seem to represent his outlook on the world

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/hjo6ykhn0tl11.jpg

does this mean what I think it does

frogbs, Thursday, 13 September 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

Wait, so Teslas are usually being ... throttled?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

ha, exactly

sleeve, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

its like that thing they do with video games now where all the content is on the disc but you have to pay an extra $15 to unlock some of it

frogbs, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

'throttling' applies to changing or limiting a rate and not to changing or limiting capacity

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

tesla: the ea of car manufacturers

I don't know. there could be warrantied maintenance implications tied to the amount you're allowed to discharge the battery.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

xp fitting tbh. he said in the Rogan interview that they've just installed an Atari emulator in the latest Tesla. god this guy is so LAME

flappy bird, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

xp that's a good point, they could just be suspending the warranty for charge/discharge greater than the maximum in the specs

sleeve, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

"warranty penalty", sorry

sleeve, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

another thing: 'throttling' was really only an issue in that it would favor large internet businesses over the smaller guys with less money. There's always been throttling of internet speeds for the customer based on what that customer would pay.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 September 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

GET OFF THE GANJA ELON!!YOU WRECKIN YOR MIND

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 13 September 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

just gonna FP your garbage posts from now on, knock it off

sleeve, Thursday, 13 September 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link


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