Semper Post, Will M!
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 13 September 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link
Who he?
โ Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, November 1, 2012 3:40 AM
Simpler times...
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 13 September 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/8bbfo2/all_it_takes_to_total_a_100000_car_is_a_little/
jfc
so, long story short, a Tesla gets into a minor fender bender, owner finds out that it's not just structural damage but part of the chassis made by aluminum. Tesla does not sell a replacement part, meaning the car is effectively totaled. just lol @ this dumb company
― frogbs, Monday, 17 September 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link
NEW: A British diver who was part of the Thailand cave rescue is officially suing Elon Musk for calling him a pedophile https://t.co/tMEcoCPdWO— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) September 17, 2018
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Monday, 17 September 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
This is the final paragraph in the section titled: "Musk's False and Defamatory Accusations" pic.twitter.com/seTVWG4C8i— kadhim (๏ผพ๏ฝฐ^)ใ (@kadhimshubber) September 17, 2018
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 17 September 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link
Who he?โ Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, November 1, 2012 3:40 AMSimpler times...โ Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 13 September 2018 23:13 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
โ Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 13 September 2018 23:13 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Indeed, kinda weird to see that every time I open this thread.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Monday, 17 September 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link
"i fucking hope he sues me"
"notice he hasnt sued me yet"
gets sued
― sprout god (lagโn), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link
can't help but think of this
https://i.redditmedia.com/lqiMsIwmx4WrS1lwWQElOUGvp3-VeEJX5Hj1emmu4gk.jpg?w=1024&s=c0725013f4b3bab4d243846f6a1d8a53
― frogbs, Monday, 17 September 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link
lol yes
― sprout god (lagโn), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link
So he's sueing him for ยฃ57,000?!?!? WTF?
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link
is there some kind of SpaceX press conference going on? part of my FB feed is drooling all over the guy again :(
― sleeve, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link
a plane full of billionaires exploding will truly be one of the greatest stories ever told
SpaceX says Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa will be first private passenger on a solo rocket trip around the moon. https://t.co/hI4IPMXGeI— The Associated Press (@AP) September 18, 2018
― sprout god (lagโn), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/gylpqoC.png
― crรผt, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 02:18 (five years ago) link
pedo guy shouldda stupped up. ยฃ57,000?!?!?
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link
~musk reads
― sprout god (lagโn), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 02:22 (five years ago) link
is this one of those situations where you sue for costs and the judge adds punitive damages?
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:23 (five years ago) link
muskreads.jpg
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link
Hate to say The Simpsons did it first, but this whole thing makes me think of "The letter in Krusty's pocket states that a rocket (codenamedย Exodus) is being populated with humanity's "best and brightest", and will be launched in order to preserve human civilization on Mars."
― StanM, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 08:05 (five years ago) link
(the rocket to the moon thing, obv)
omg trayce
― crรผt, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 08:27 (five years ago) link
xp except we all end up on the rocket with Pauly Shore, Rosie O'Donnell, Newt Gingrich etc.
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:14 (five years ago) link
god i would pay so much money to see newt gingrich die on the moon
― ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ F A T ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ D R A C U L A ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:26 (five years ago) link
he would pop nicely
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:27 (five years ago) link
DOJ seems like a bigger deal than SEC?
BREAKING: Bloomberg News has learned Tesla is under investigation by the DOJ over public statements made by the company and CEO Elon Musk last month on taking Tesla private, according to two people familiar with the matter.— David Meyers (@davidfmeyers) September 18, 2018
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link
def
― sprout god (lagโn), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
has anyone seen Grimes in the last few weeks
― frogbs, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link
On the moon already?
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
dead from shame iirc
― ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ F A T ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ D R A C U L A ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link
Buried on the moon.
― Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link
For real though I can't remember where I saw it but it was some insanely detailed conspiracy theory that Elon is holding Grimes hostage or has already killed her or something. This is based solely on her absence from social media, which tbh is a bit strange, since she's become a public figure she's never taken a break from communicating with fans for this long. but good fuck that doesn't mean she's dead
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link
or does it
― ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ F A T ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ D R A C U L A ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link
it only took about 3 weeks to make a functional Melania clone
― frogbs, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link
https://www.valuewalk.com/2014/11/tesla-elon-musk-compared-neo-matrix/
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link
in that he's wooden and unconvincing, yes
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link
omg traycelol iโm glad someone got it.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link
http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2018/09/threshold-of-pain-theory-and-tesla.html
Kind of funny really how the whole appeal of Tesla is "electric car!" but electric cars have been around since 1890
https://www.energy.gov/articles/history-electric-car
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 September 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link
oh is that the whole appeal
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 September 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link
well, also the sexiness
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 September 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link
Nothing sexier than a wood-burning car:
https://assets.goodstatic.com/s3/magazine/assets/557703/original/18n4xo91e8q35jpg.jpg
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 21 September 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link
nothing sexier than a cruck!
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 21 September 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link
latham green i think you are elon musk
― mark s, Friday, 21 September 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link
all signs point to it
― mark s, Friday, 21 September 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link
the ute is on fire
― Dan I., Friday, 21 September 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link
He's only a simlation
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link
Back when I got to Melbourne, and before I started working with Mr Musks products, someone tried to convince me to join a startup dedicated to reviving the tech behind this 1963 steam powered ford falcon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJq2Hc_mXFI
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 22 September 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link
i am just saying (me yesterday, bloomberg today) pic.twitter.com/iH9tmjqg43— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) September 27, 2018
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link
a further response to the "but he makes solar panels!" defense offered upthread:
https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/yelp-reviews-teslas-residential-solar-business-and-its-not-pretty
― sleeve, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link
woww
MORE: SEC seeks to bar Musk as officer or director of a public company pic.twitter.com/rkZBtcgEdV— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 27, 2018
― sprout god (lagโn), Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link
hahahaha
this guy can't crash and burn fast enough
― ฮแฝฯฮนฯ, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link
A banker friend of mine was going hard for this guy a few weeks ago. I told him I thought he was the next DeLorean. So when they get around to rebooting Back to the Future ...
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link