Elon Musk

Semper Post, Will M!

Who he?

― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, November 1, 2012 3:40 AM

Simpler times...

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/8bbfo2/all_it_takes_to_total_a_100000_car_is_a_little/

jfc

so, long story short, a Tesla gets into a minor fender bender, owner finds out that it's not just structural damage but part of the chassis made by aluminum. Tesla does not sell a replacement part, meaning the car is effectively totaled. just lol @ this dumb company

NEW: A British diver who was part of the Thailand cave rescue is officially suing Elon Musk for calling him a pedophile https://t.co/tMEcoCPdWO

— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) September 17, 2018

This is the final paragraph in the section titled: "Musk's False and Defamatory Accusations" pic.twitter.com/seTVWG4C8i

— kadhim (＾ｰ^)ノ (@kadhimshubber) September 17, 2018

Who he?

― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, November 1, 2012 3:40 AM

Simpler times...

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 13 September 2018 23:13 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Indeed, kinda weird to see that every time I open this thread.

"i fucking hope he sues me"

"notice he hasnt sued me yet"

gets sued

can't help but think of this

https://i.redditmedia.com/lqiMsIwmx4WrS1lwWQElOUGvp3-VeEJX5Hj1emmu4gk.jpg?w=1024&s=c0725013f4b3bab4d243846f6a1d8a53

lol yes

So he's sueing him for £57,000?!?!? WTF?

is there some kind of SpaceX press conference going on? part of my FB feed is drooling all over the guy again :(

a plane full of billionaires exploding will truly be one of the greatest stories ever told

SpaceX says Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa will be first private passenger on a solo rocket trip around the moon. https://t.co/hI4IPMXGeI

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 18, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/gylpqoC.png

pedo guy shouldda stupped up. £57,000?!?!?

~musk reads

is this one of those situations where you sue for costs and the judge adds punitive damages?

muskreads.jpg

Hate to say The Simpsons did it first, but this whole thing makes me think of
"The letter in Krusty's pocket states that a rocket (codenamed Exodus) is being populated with humanity's "best and brightest", and will be launched in order to preserve human civilization on Mars."

(the rocket to the moon thing, obv)

omg trayce

xp except we all end up on the rocket with Pauly Shore, Rosie O'Donnell, Newt Gingrich etc.

god i would pay so much money to see newt gingrich die on the moon

he would pop nicely

DOJ seems like a bigger deal than SEC?

BREAKING: Bloomberg News has learned Tesla is under investigation by the DOJ over public statements made by the company and CEO Elon Musk last month on taking Tesla private, according to two people familiar with the matter.

— David Meyers (@davidfmeyers) September 18, 2018

def

has anyone seen Grimes in the last few weeks

On the moon already?

dead from shame iirc

Buried on the moon.

For real though I can't remember where I saw it but it was some insanely detailed conspiracy theory that Elon is holding Grimes hostage or has already killed her or something. This is based solely on her absence from social media, which tbh is a bit strange, since she's become a public figure she's never taken a break from communicating with fans for this long. but good fuck that doesn't mean she's dead

or does it

it only took about 3 weeks to make a functional Melania clone

https://www.valuewalk.com/2014/11/tesla-elon-musk-compared-neo-matrix/

in that he's wooden and unconvincing, yes

omg trayce
lol i’m glad someone got it.

http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2018/09/threshold-of-pain-theory-and-tesla.html

Kind of funny really how the whole appeal of Tesla is "electric car!" but electric cars have been around since 1890

https://www.energy.gov/articles/history-electric-car

oh is that the whole appeal

well, also the sexiness

Nothing sexier than a wood-burning car:

https://assets.goodstatic.com/s3/magazine/assets/557703/original/18n4xo91e8q35jpg.jpg

nothing sexier than a cruck!

latham green i think you are elon musk

all signs point to it

the ute is on fire

He's only a simlation

Back when I got to Melbourne, and before I started working with Mr Musks products, someone tried to convince me to join a startup dedicated to reviving the tech behind this 1963 steam powered ford falcon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJq2Hc_mXFI

i am just saying (me yesterday, bloomberg today) pic.twitter.com/iH9tmjqg43

— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) September 27, 2018

a further response to the "but he makes solar panels!" defense offered upthread:

https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/yelp-reviews-teslas-residential-solar-business-and-its-not-pretty

woww

MORE: SEC seeks to bar Musk as officer or director of a public company pic.twitter.com/rkZBtcgEdV

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 27, 2018

hahahaha

this guy can't crash and burn fast enough

A banker friend of mine was going hard for this guy a few weeks ago. I told him I thought he was the next DeLorean. So when they get around to rebooting Back to the Future ...