Anticip--er, Dreading KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE (Colin Firth, Samuel L. Jackson, Matthew Vaughn, Mark Millar)

I think there was ONE moment that I found a little funny : when the robodog is about to kill Colin Firth and suddenly Elton John gets in the way on the sound of "Rocketman".
so that was around 5 nice secs in a 5h long movie...

yeah the "fingering" mission was wtf !

I haven't seen either of the movies but having read the work of Mark Millar, the only thing surprising about any of the WTF-ery ITT is that Hollywood keeps adapting the work of Mark Millar.

Or, rather, why Hollywood doesn't follow Marvel's template of loosely adapting the work of Mark Millar with all of the hardman edgelord content extracted.

i had the misfortune of seeing the sequel in the theater (got free tix & mr veg was keen to see it)

i dont think i’ve fully processed what i saw that evening even now. bad bad bad BAD NOPE BAD UGH

This movie watching experience is PTSD level horrible !

why Hollywood doesn't follow Marvel's template of loosely adapting the work of Mark Millar with all of the hardman edgelord content extracted.

since Wanted didn't have any hardman edgelord content in the film, it seems that Hampstead, not Hollywood, is the actual site of your ire.

So the Doral Trump Massacre video is literally a digitally adjusted version of the "Freebird" scene from Kingsman I.

:(