Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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The following sentence appeared in a bylined AP article about the mail-bomber suspect Cesar Sayoc:

Minus some of the weirder posts and occasionally incomprehensible grammar, Sayoc's online rages weren't so far removed from the social media angst of the commander in chief."

Excellent use of ambiguity there, Raphael Satter!

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

ha ha ha

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's too rainy for his hair to hold up outside in france on armistice day. tax cuts!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 16 November 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

reg

self (alomar lines), Friday, 16 November 2018 04:51 (five years ago) link

Wow, Mr. President, that’s a good one.

Was that like your answers to Mr. Mueller’s questions, or did you write this one yourself? https://t.co/Yd27sayt7C

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) November 18, 2018

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

i can't believe he called him "adam shit" and didn't correct it

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

it wasn't a mistake

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:58 (five years ago) link

very unpresdential. will you guys still vote for him?

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 18 November 2018 23:02 (five years ago) link

on the fence

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 November 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link

i want to give him some time in office and see how he implements his agenda. i'm sick of all this partisanship on both sides - i think we owe to him to at least give him a chance

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

good people on both sides iirc

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 19 November 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link

i am depressed (and amazed) at this, but i am satisfied i'm alive to see it. most of the masks are off. i hope we all get to a better social and political place.

legit lib llc (check us on patreon) (Hunt3r), Monday, 19 November 2018 06:24 (five years ago) link

Of interest to perhaps only me – @realDonaldTrump finds new people, places and things to insult at a shockingly linear rate. Here's his cumulative unique insults over time, with a linear best-fit to insults since Jan. 1, 2016. pic.twitter.com/VCg3iVtIQq

— Kevin Quealy (@KevinQ) November 21, 2018

j., Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link

he usually insults whoever is criticizing him or is connected with something that is threatening to him. since he's constantly smearing his ass on the universe, there's no shortage of new enemies for him to counterattack

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:21 (five years ago) link

Dud

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:23 (five years ago) link

xxp that does seem strange, it's like we're being crossfaded into insanity

flappy bird, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 05:33 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

A former staffer on The Apprentice and current stand-up comic named Noel Casler claims that Donald Trump was a “speed freak” who snorted crushed-up Adderall, and also says that Trump invited teen beauty pageant contestants up to his suite.

Casler told the crowd “I’m not kidding this is true. I had a 24-page NDA non-disclosure agreement, I didn’t know that he was becoming president, now it’s no way dumbass, I’m telling you everything I know.”

https://www.mediaite.com/donald-trump/former-apprentice-staffer-claims-trump-was-speed-freak-invited-teen-beauty-queens-to-his-suite/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 December 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

The late Wayne Barrett also investigated a rumor that Trump was hospitalized for an amphetamine overdose in, IIRC, the early '90s. Had key interviews but didn't publish for lack of documents. https://t.co/dXgTHadFpT

— Corey Pein 😃🤑😐😩💀 (@coreypein) December 13, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 December 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

the amphetamine usage doesn't bother me. sadly it's one of the few things i find remotely relatable about him (not that i have ever fucked around with amphetamines, but it's not uncommon)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 December 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

the stuff about him treating miss teen universe contestants as pieces of meat, though - THAT will be thing that brings this president down!!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 December 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

literally more than 50% of republican bros will high-five each other when they read about that

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 December 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

Called it!

flappy bird, Thursday, 13 December 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

the debates were televised

sans lep (sic), Thursday, 13 December 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

having spent enough time around ppl on uppers (unfortunately), there is like zero doubt in my mind Trump fucks with amphetamines. talking incessantly while saying nothing, running through all sorts of nonsensical tangents, being that keyed up nearly all the time at 70+, sleeping only a couple of hours a night, etc.

certain times (like that insane Fox & Friends call-in interview) he seems blatantly cranked out of his mind.

circa1916, Thursday, 13 December 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

exactly

flappy bird, Thursday, 13 December 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

iirc all three debates he was rambling incoherently and sniffing every 5 seconds

frogbs, Thursday, 13 December 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link

I could've sworn those rumors were more-or-less substantiated aaages ago (read: at least eighteen months ago). Wasn't there at least some suggestion that crazy Dr. Healthiestpresidentever was actually secretly a Dr. Feelgood?

Home Despot (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

I mean, let's just briefly consider the case of this septuagenarian with a diet that should leave him semi-comatose for 3/4 of the day and his seemingly bottomless reserves of energy...

Home Despot (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 December 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

i hate this sexist idiot so much https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/12/trump-swears-gm-will-rue-the-day-it-crossed-him

maura, Friday, 14 December 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

lol

When you buy a jacket online. pic.twitter.com/4zWVUFEEgQ

— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) December 27, 2018

j., Friday, 28 December 2018 02:21 (five years ago) link

i just figured kanye styled him

maura, Friday, 28 December 2018 03:43 (five years ago) link

trump's affection for amphetamines was well known in the 90s. i agree he is probably still taking them, speaking as someone who took similar medication for "ADD" for a long time

💫 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 28 December 2018 04:52 (five years ago) link

however, i don't think it explains much about him except maybe the weird amount of stamina he has and the rambling way he talks.

💫 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 28 December 2018 04:56 (five years ago) link

that little grain of white powder falling out of his nose at 0:09 as he's saying "even as a civilian", could be just a compression artifact, a simple glitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAgWCxIjBTI

Milton Parker, Friday, 28 December 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link

if he's doing a ton of amphetamines, i wonder why it didn't show up in the woodward book or fire and fury though

💫 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 28 December 2018 05:04 (five years ago) link

because they're doing a ton of amphetamines too

all of washington is participating in "amphetamine parties", open secret

Karl Malone, Friday, 28 December 2018 05:06 (five years ago) link

easy to hide if he's just taking them but railing adderall? idk. probably, if you're the president

flappy bird, Friday, 28 December 2018 05:06 (five years ago) link

i don't know how good this guy is at hiding things

💫 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 28 December 2018 05:08 (five years ago) link

especially things to do with his personal habits. and he would need to be taking a TON to keep up the delusions of grandeur-level effects at this point in his life.

💫 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 28 December 2018 05:09 (five years ago) link

he should do more imo, lots and lots more, all at once.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 28 December 2018 07:15 (five years ago) link

nd he would need to be taking a TON to keep up the delusions of grandeur-level effects at this point in his life.

As someone with a narcissist father, let me tell you this. He doesn't need to take ANY to keep up the delusions of grandeur-level effects at this point in his life.

anvil, Friday, 28 December 2018 08:42 (five years ago) link

And that delusions of grandeur increase with age, and that also the levels of validation and attention he gets are more than anyone else in the world anyway. He don't need no drugs for any of this

anvil, Friday, 28 December 2018 08:59 (five years ago) link

Of course—I’m not saying he is definitely doing drugs. Just that *if*he is using speed at this point, 40 years after he first began taking it, and it is still affecting him in these “textbook” ways, then he is taking massive doses.

💫 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 28 December 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link

i mean it's the only way to explain his seemingly endless supply of energy. he's not crushing salads and quinoa, he's eating cheeseburgers.

flappy bird, Friday, 28 December 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/01/01/how-trump-got-bad-at-twitter-223572

And he has begun to post stilted video messages, which feature him standing on the White House grounds or in front of a backdrop of flags. They feel a bit like hostage videos: a deadness in the eyes, an absence of joy.

j., Wednesday, 2 January 2019 01:51 (five years ago) link

nice

flappy bird, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 05:53 (five years ago) link

When has this man ever had joy in his eyes?

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 13:06 (five years ago) link


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