Elon Musk

https://i.imgur.com/gylpqoC.png

pedo guy shouldda stupped up. £57,000?!?!?

~musk reads

is this one of those situations where you sue for costs and the judge adds punitive damages?

muskreads.jpg

Hate to say The Simpsons did it first, but this whole thing makes me think of
"The letter in Krusty's pocket states that a rocket (codenamed Exodus) is being populated with humanity's "best and brightest", and will be launched in order to preserve human civilization on Mars."

(the rocket to the moon thing, obv)

omg trayce

xp except we all end up on the rocket with Pauly Shore, Rosie O'Donnell, Newt Gingrich etc.

god i would pay so much money to see newt gingrich die on the moon

he would pop nicely

DOJ seems like a bigger deal than SEC?

BREAKING: Bloomberg News has learned Tesla is under investigation by the DOJ over public statements made by the company and CEO Elon Musk last month on taking Tesla private, according to two people familiar with the matter.

— David Meyers (@davidfmeyers) September 18, 2018

def

has anyone seen Grimes in the last few weeks

On the moon already?

dead from shame iirc

Buried on the moon.

For real though I can't remember where I saw it but it was some insanely detailed conspiracy theory that Elon is holding Grimes hostage or has already killed her or something. This is based solely on her absence from social media, which tbh is a bit strange, since she's become a public figure she's never taken a break from communicating with fans for this long. but good fuck that doesn't mean she's dead

or does it

it only took about 3 weeks to make a functional Melania clone

https://www.valuewalk.com/2014/11/tesla-elon-musk-compared-neo-matrix/

in that he's wooden and unconvincing, yes

omg trayce
lol i’m glad someone got it.

http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2018/09/threshold-of-pain-theory-and-tesla.html

Kind of funny really how the whole appeal of Tesla is "electric car!" but electric cars have been around since 1890

https://www.energy.gov/articles/history-electric-car

oh is that the whole appeal

well, also the sexiness

Nothing sexier than a wood-burning car:

https://assets.goodstatic.com/s3/magazine/assets/557703/original/18n4xo91e8q35jpg.jpg

nothing sexier than a cruck!

latham green i think you are elon musk

all signs point to it

the ute is on fire

He's only a simlation

Back when I got to Melbourne, and before I started working with Mr Musks products, someone tried to convince me to join a startup dedicated to reviving the tech behind this 1963 steam powered ford falcon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJq2Hc_mXFI

i am just saying (me yesterday, bloomberg today) pic.twitter.com/iH9tmjqg43

— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) September 27, 2018

a further response to the "but he makes solar panels!" defense offered upthread:

https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/yelp-reviews-teslas-residential-solar-business-and-its-not-pretty

woww

MORE: SEC seeks to bar Musk as officer or director of a public company pic.twitter.com/rkZBtcgEdV

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 27, 2018

hahahaha

this guy can't crash and burn fast enough

A banker friend of mine was going hard for this guy a few weeks ago. I told him I thought he was the next DeLorean. So when they get around to rebooting Back to the Future ...

hell have more time to extremely publicly dedicate himself to being as cool as joe rogan

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoIKkauWkAAGj-L.jpg

p funny tbh

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45672813 I have no idea what any of this means...

I think it means that we have actual cosmic proof of LSD use revealing our true self.

hell prob be happier as a podcast host anyway

is it against the law to be zany and carefree?

if your company is on the stock market, yes, it is.

grimes should just release her new album as an exhibit in the discovery phase of Musk's trial.

"your honor, i enter exhibit 16 into the record, this earworm with witchhouse production under a buoyant pop melody, 'IPO'"

lmao assuming Grimes is still alive

clown is goin down