OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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my mom reading @dril - "this is so true and so meaningless ... I love his cliches" pic.twitter.com/xv2LnRvFuS

— Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) September 12, 2018

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:12 (ten months ago) link

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

― goole, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 7:09 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha this sounds soooo awkward

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:27 (ten months ago) link

its weird that the dril book dropped like a day after I spent an hour scrolling through his feed. you read my mind buddy.

can think of at least 3 family members it'll make a great Christmas gift for

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:28 (ten months ago) link

"what... are these"

"they're tweets, printed out."

"what are 'tweets'?"

"..................where do you want to go to lunch?"

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:34 (ten months ago) link

Buying the book would mean I could read all his good posts online without having to accidentally see anybody’s replies

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:54 (ten months ago) link

listening to hurricane florence coverage on the radio and the reporter was talking the looming, flooding-induced pig waste environmental disaster.

"...the manure is stored in..."

"the balls," i said aloud, finishing the sentence for her. weird twitter has ruined me for life.

andrew m., Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:57 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

iirc the location on the gofundme page was in columbus. i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:30 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like a diff/better sense of humor but i cld maybe see it

― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2018 6:38 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iiarc drew and natalie dee were contributing artists to dasharez0ne's card thing, MAKES U THINK

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:43 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just want to say that i was correct itt

so drew toothpaste is da share z0ne admin right

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 28, 2018

confirmed pic.twitter.com/5smfXNJ2vu

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 29, 2018

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 24 November 2018 01:02 (seven months ago) link

there are a few contributors i think

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 24 November 2018 01:12 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

apparently a bunch of guys ran the "da share z0ne" account on here, then one guy flipped out & removed everyone from it because one of them was talking to his wife, anyway point is I've been laughing for the last two days at "da share my wife z0ne"

— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 19, 2019

lag∞n, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:48 (five months ago) link

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for da share z0ne to ever again tweet without anybody replying "da share my wife z0ne"

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:30 (five months ago) link

da share z1ne

flopson, Monday, 11 February 2019 21:41 (five months ago) link


Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:54 (five months ago) link

weird, I thought DSZ was just the toothpaste for dinner guy

Dan I., Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:59 (five months ago) link

thought it was implied a few times that it was a trans woman

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:00 (five months ago) link

Whats the source of this rumor? I love da share zone and would like to learn about the drama

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:23 (five months ago) link

that tweet

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:34 (five months ago) link

seems obvs drew toothpaste is the husband in question

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:35 (five months ago) link

Fuck him

flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:43 (five months ago) link

two months pass...


Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (two months ago) link


ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:08 (two months ago) link

what on earth

goole, Monday, 13 May 2019 20:05 (two months ago) link


ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 00:18 (two months ago) link

what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.

goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:03 (two months ago) link

undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:27 (two months ago) link

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