the day after the deadline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions

"May leaves to Mr Blue Sky"

that's that ruined

"May leaves to Mr Blue Sky"

that's that ruined

never mind, i'll remember you this i'll remember you this way

BUT SOON COMES MISTER NIGHT

lol rekt

The writing is on the wall for the Conservatives. Or at least it was…

Eight years of budget cuts and the Tories have completely abandoned any pretense of standing for security and stability.#CPC18 pic.twitter.com/DydqAlUeOv

— The Labour Party (@UKLabour) October 3, 2018

> CPC18

makes me think of Combat 18 everytime i see that...

Opportunism

Splitting the Union flag up in their branding still - a little on the nose no?

the subtlest goatse

"Austerity is over" would seem to contradict what Hammond was saying earlier in the week. Not sure it's going to go down well with the electorate either - "we could have just turned it off at any point" is the message it sends out.

given that the financial situation is pretty ropey, I guess it's partly getting their story straight for if Labour do come to power? "it was a long painful process, but we fixed the economy, then Labour ruined it again"?

When the ATOS PIP assessors come to the house on Friday for a face to face assessment with my partner with MS. I'm going to tell them: The Dancing Dead Cat says austerity is over, so assess accordingly motherfuckers!

given that the financial situation is pretty ropey, I guess it's partly getting their story straight for if Labour do come to power? "it was a long painful process, but we fixed the economy, then Labour ruined it again"?

Bit difficult to do that when there's no food on the shelves because the lorries are stuck at Calais.

How can I spot the difference between austerity and standard Tory economic policy?

It's like Nelson Muntz telling you you've stopped hitting yourself.

would that our government have the humanity and compassion of a nelson muntz

S Bush:" a weird hybrid of Ed Miliband and the Daily Mail’s comment section." so in other words austerity isn't over!

truecolors.mp3

Cayman Islands has stand at UK Conservative Party Conference #Conservatives2018 @caymangovt @BritishOverseas pic.twitter.com/VfJJGmSlPX

— crown dependency pol (@CROWNDPN) October 1, 2018

I'd missed this lol

“We will fight hope with hate,” bellows the Home Sec, before correcting himself

— steve hawkes (@steve_hawkes) October 2, 2018

The booklets, handed out at a conference fringe meeting, reference "the Great Replacement" and the anti-Semitic conspiracy theory "cultural Marxism".

luckily for them, nobody gaf about good old-fashioned Conservative anti-Semitism.

the subtlest goatse

hats off for planting "maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down..." in my head

worst reboot idea ever

The list of illustrations on the Cultural Marxism leaflet gives a sense of the fresh and enlightening right wing thought contained herein:

Diagram 1 : Horseshoe
Diagram 2 : Virtue-Signalling Cycle

diagram 3: the typical skull shape of the degenerate slav

Whoever said fascists hate dancing and fun are wrong.

You may or may not need this in your lives:

https://mobile.twitter.com/dancingtheresaM

have another:

I spent too much time on this. #TheresaMay pic.twitter.com/4aODFe0VLU

— Luke (@Mr_LukeBenson) October 3, 2018

Can we start a new thread? This is getting a pain to load on my crappy phone/internet connection/whatever. And our transatlantic friends get a new one every month. NOT FAIR!

'lol we're all gonna die: a pre-brexit uk politics panic thread'

(i agree btw, this thread is hueg)

i don't think we should take any cues from the US politics thread

not that i'm saying this one might be due for a new chapter

'Further adventures of the dancing queen: Onward to Brexit and other mishaps'.

I'm so angrily unbalanced rn I couldn't think of anything without using unpleasant murderous terms!

The BBC's political social media team tweeted 22 breezily upbeat times on the May speech yesterday to the single ho-hum its Corbyn talking again Kuenssberg tweet, last week. The end of austerity comes with a freeze on fuel duty and Local Authorities still not having the funding to meet their legal obligations to protect disabled/vulnerable people/children etc. Anyone talking up this End of Austerity as an actual thing needs shooting down immediately. If anything we are going into Peak Austerity and the the national rollout of UC next year is going be a real treat for aficionados of tinned foodbank goods!

as Dawn Foster pointed out, Gideon has already declared austerity was over in 2015.

I have no idea where you're getting those figures from, man - there's at least nine tweets on the BBC politics twitter with Corbyn's speech. And I'd expect there to be more coverage of May's - she's the one actually in charge, and as you say what she says kills people.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dol1rB5XsAAEH0c.jpg

from this on twitter, didn't check its veracity tbh!

*bangs clipboard*
NEW THREAD NEW THEAD NEW THREAD

That's your job.

new thread new thread new thread (bangs clipboard)

― mark s, Monday, July 9, 2018 3:20 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ >:(

i'm on strike

one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

(someone else has to do the locking tho)