What's Scarier? The Glass Eye or The Hook Arm?

That priestess sounds awesome.

we aren't allowed to drink the sarcopahgus juice or eat the tomb cheese, can we at least have a suck on the animal fat eye

i want to date her, luckily there's no age gap so it's not creepy

tv show about giant priestess with a glinting golden eye when ffs

"In time of ancient gods, warlords and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was Xena, a monocled lady vicar forged in the heat of raffle tickets for the fete"

is this real? that twitter bio says "storyteller" in addition to "medical historian." regardless, that priestess does sound like one of the cooler humans to have lived

definitely real, it's on the internet

the megalithic portal carried the story* so i for one am convinced
tineye traces the photo back to an italian site

*(in 2007)

There was a popular N64 game based upon this historical figure, if I'm not mistaken, which I rarely am.

there's a link in the comments to a reconstruction of her face

https://www.kavehfarrokh.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Persia-5000-year-odl-Woman-3.jpg

There was a popular N64 game based upon this historical figure, if I'm not mistaken, which I rarely am.

yes, it was banjo-kazooie iirc

i fancy her more w/o make-up* tbh

*flesh**
**still not creepy

itt: mark s sexually objectifies the remains of someone who's been dead since before the extinction of woolly mammoths

like i said, no age gap, no problem

Thank u for helping me finally crack the code on my Harold & Maude reboot pitch.