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was doing calc homework the other day and getting frustrated. answered a call on my celular. used phone as a bookmark after aforementioned call and couldn't find my phone for 2 days. i use calculators frequently these days btw

lâche pas la patate (outdoor_miner), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe I just sat through my first parent-interview of the morning still wearing my Toronto Maple Leafs hat.

clemenza, Friday, 16 November 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

Don’t know if it has been mentioned on this thread yet that source memory is the first thing to go, or so they say.

Buckaroo Can't Fail (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 November 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

Was trying to unlock my rental car but the clicker wasn't working

Then I realised I was pushing my thumb on a tube of chewing gum

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 November 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

Talk of what's 'the first thing to go' = automatic expulsion from this thread imo

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 16 November 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

agree

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link

Lol, sorry, will return to lurking

Buckaroo Can't Fail (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 November 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

Three times a day I wander around my classroom for four or five minutes trying to locate something I've set down--my clipboard, student work, my coffee, a red pen, etc. Yesterday I left the coffee cup in the supply cupboard. As I look for these things, usually muttering to myself, five students will come up to me in the interim with a question about something; "Hang on," I'll say tersely, as I wave them away before continuing my search.

― clemenza, Thursday, June 7, 2012 8:08 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spent three minutes a few days ago walking around the class and muttering to myself as I looked for a cup of coffee I had just poured; found it in the supply cupboard with all the paper, pencils, and erasers. Class got a good laugh out of it.

― clemenza, Saturday, May 25, 2013 1:37 PM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you do something and post about it here, and then do exactly the same thing and basically write exactly the same post a year later, would that be an example of absent-mindedness?

clemenza, Friday, 16 November 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

(I believe that's called "meta-absent-mindedness.")

clemenza, Friday, 16 November 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

I have been absent-minded since I can remember, it's ADHD, not senility.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 16 November 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

(I would attempt to comment on clemenza’s post, except that I have no opinion about it)

Buckaroo Can't Fail (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 November 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

I find random words and phrases pop out of my head way more often lately (I'm 40).

Last week I was talking to my therapist about eye doctors, and I was like "What's the proper name for the balls in your eyes?" and he was like, "Uh, eyeballs?"

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 November 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

Oh, now you're making it sound gross.

"Haha, you've got a pair of balls stuck in your face."

pplains, Friday, 16 November 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

O_o

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 17 November 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link

The ocular orbis, iirc

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 17 November 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link

oops, sorry, that should have been orbis ocularis

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:22 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I had a bag of peanuts next to my tobacco pouch, so I scattered peanuts on the rolling paper. My mind just kind of froze, trying to figure out what was wrong.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 8 December 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

haha :D

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 December 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

the whole time i was reading jon plowman’s autobiography audiobook i thought i was mentally picturing jon plowman, but weeks later i’ve realised i was mentally picturing peter baynham

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 January 2019 11:49 (five years ago) link

I don't think you were too far off tbf

kinder, Monday, 21 January 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

they do look remarkably similar, it’s true

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 10:13 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i read your tweet picturing john barrowman, so it can get worse

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link

at work today i stood beside a trashcan with a full cup of coffee with a couple of disposable doodads of milk to put in my coffee

i opened the first milk doodad & caught myself about to pour the milk in the trash & put empty doodad in coffee instead of vice versa

i must remain vigilant at all times

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 06:08 (five years ago) link

watching TV yesterday and said "oh I like her jumper, I'm sure I have one like that"

I was wearing the identical jumper at the time

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 10:43 (five years ago) link

I just put the sugar in the fridge...

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:35 (five years ago) link

...I have no idea where I put the milk.

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 11:36 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I started putting hot pepper sauce on my granddaughter's bowl of pasta instead of mine. Lifted out the pieces affected and stirred the rest together with some cheese. Sorted.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 21 February 2019 12:53 (five years ago) link

Had a dream last night that I had to go back to college and I'm blaming that somehow for why I forgot to wear a belt today.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 21 February 2019 12:56 (five years ago) link

I have this jar of dried chili flakes that I always forget doesn't have a sprinkler bit on the top, it's just open, so several times I've just dumped like quarter of a jar on my/ my kids' food then had to try and scrape it off

kinder, Thursday, 21 February 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link

Hate it when I forget to wear a belt. No one ever says anything, but man. Might as well be wearing a leotard.

pplains, Thursday, 21 February 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Today I was hanging out laundry - took out a grey tshirt and wondered why I hadn't remembered it was dip-dye/ ombre effect. Considered that perhaps the bottom half had somehow got a bit dryer during the spin section of the cycle with the top half staying wetter (it was quite a small load), but it didn't feel unevenly damp.

Took me a minute or so to remember I was wearing gradient tinted sunglasses 😎

kinder, Sunday, 21 April 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

hb dude \m/

mookieproof, Friday, 17 April 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

:D

thx mookie!!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

hbd VG! One of the best!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 April 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link

this gal

steer calmer (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

a legend imo

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 April 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link

happy birthday!

brownie, Friday, 17 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

HB to a poster of great acumen and excellence!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 17 April 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

HB VG! a legend indeed

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 17 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

yayyyy VG a light in these dark times

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 18 April 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

There's a very famous actress who's starred on a TV show, been in movies, written books... and I can not remember her name. I can sure as hell remember her character's name, but not her IRL name.

I can see her face, hear her voice, name all of the other actors she's done work with. I can even see the book cover in my mind, but I can not for the life of me remember her name.

I could google the answer in four seconds, but I'd really, really like to figure this one out on my own.

pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2020 02:42 (three years ago) link

Know how it goes

Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 23 April 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

god speed, pplains

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 April 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link

At this point, it's a block because I know it's a block. And just like losing hiccups once you become unaware that you have hiccups, I'll remember this woman's name again.

pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2020 02:57 (three years ago) link

Shirley you'll recall her name.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 23 April 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link

it's anne dudek

yr welcome

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 03:34 (three years ago) link

I had this in a pub quiz trying to remember Viggo Mortensen's name.

kinder, Thursday, 23 April 2020 08:06 (three years ago) link

it’s ‘viggo mortensen’ iirc

He is married to Brogmus, Linda. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 April 2020 08:15 (three years ago) link

They're legally bound to accept 'Aragorn' ftr

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 April 2020 08:25 (three years ago) link


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