every Tesla is hand-assembled by junior software developers
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link
the worst timeline
lmao pic.twitter.com/V80oPmz2xs— diana thirst (@cocksailor) October 23, 2018
― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link
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― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 5 November 2018 13:51 (five years ago) link
What? Is "Elon Musk" a sloppy anagram for "Nigerian Prince"?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 November 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link
Musk's first idea to fix LA's traffic was double- or triple-decking the 405, which they worked on for awhile but eventually rejected because the off-ramps would get too crowded with cars. 🤔#NLCLA— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) November 9, 2018
So the Mayor of Los Angeles just asked Elon Musk if he thinks cities should really be building high-speed rail anymore.Musk says no, they should not.To a room full of city leaders who are working on high-speed rail projects. #NLCLA— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) November 8, 2018
A good heuristic for understanding why high-speed rail is a workable and practical idea and triple-decker freeways over mountains is that many effective high-speed rail networks exist all over the world and there are zero triple decker freeways over mountains.— Michael T Sweeney (@mtsw) November 9, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 November 2018 01:31 (five years ago) link
Also, earthquakes
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 9 November 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link
Musk wants to sell cars so duh
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 November 2018 02:14 (five years ago) link
This fuckin' guy
― sleeve, Friday, 9 November 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link
elon musp
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 November 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link
elon is his own failson something to think abt
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 November 2018 02:29 (five years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Thursday, November 8, 2018 9:14 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
good of mayor garcetti to provide him with a platform
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 November 2018 03:22 (five years ago) link
lol
Exclusive: NASA to launch safety review of SpaceX and Boeing after video of Elon Musk smoking pot rankled agency leaders https://t.co/woWjmEoa4C— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 20, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link
i'd never have guessed joe rogan would be the one to destroy elon musk but i'm okay with it tbh
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
damn nasa needs to chill and spark a fatty
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link
I dunno, Brooklyn has this cool triple-level roadway, created by proto-Musk Robert Moses, and it's never had any problems.
http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_chrisrobbins/92018BQEcantilever.jpg
― mick signals, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
*j/o motion*
Elon Musk’s Boring Company abandons plan for tunnel below Westside. https://t.co/ovqgXI36pw pic.twitter.com/upBHcz6cB3— Curbed LA (@CurbedLA) November 27, 2018
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link
los angeles's worst citizen vs los angeles's worst citizens. tough to pick a side.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link
Real sicka this guy
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link
Elon Musk says people "must work at least 80 hours a week to make a difference." But research shows long workweeks aren't just bad for your health — they're also counterproductive pic.twitter.com/ROUB3OemGx— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 27, 2018
he's lost CBS news
― j., Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link
what the fuck is wrong with him?
― crüt, Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:14 (five years ago) link
he's making a difference what the fuck is wrong with you
― j., Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link
how many tunnels are you even digging rn
― j., Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:21 (five years ago) link
or even trying to dig
or planning on digging
This guy lived at the end of my street when I was growing up.
He dug a lot of tunnels.
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/society/2006/aug/08/communities.uknews
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 1 December 2018 07:54 (five years ago) link
lol 'i just have a big basement'
― j., Saturday, 1 December 2018 08:15 (five years ago) link
William h gass larper
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Saturday, 1 December 2018 08:19 (five years ago) link
everything went wrong when the moleman died
― mark s, Saturday, 1 December 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link
hot new ceo trend: going on tv and bawling over yr bad tweets
https: //twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1071921788035190784
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 11:49 (five years ago) link
link intentionally fucked cuz ilx is giving me poxy fule errors instead of embedding tweets again and i just couldn't wait to share this hot #content with everyone here
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link
I saw thatWhat a freak
― The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 December 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link
He's still digging that tunnel to Mars, right?
― StanM, Monday, 10 December 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link
@TCofHouseMooreWeird flex laughing at one of the most successful human being in the world. One who will never know you even exist. Whatever makes you feel good.
― mookieproof, Monday, 10 December 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
elon musk stans are among the worst people on earth, basically
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link
it's so creepy every tweet is just these gross people kissing his ass
― No Smockin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link
I wanna reply "he's not gonna venmo you dude" to each and every single one of these
― resident hack (Simon H.), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link
― mookieproof, Monday, December 10, 2018 10:19 AM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
funny thing is laughing at celebrities on twitter is prob the best chance they have at knowing that you exist and are laughing at them
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link
As proven by that Dodger Stadium farce, they're all employees. I bet they clip each defense and submit it with their annual review.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 10 December 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
lol matt levine
I am not an expert in, like, journalism, but it does seem to me that “look at you” might be the best possible interview question to ask Elon Musk. If Musk is up for it I will happily interview him for Bloomberg and I promise that my questions will consist solely of saying “look at you” repeatedly; I bet it will break a lot of news.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link
Heh, that's funny.
Elon Musk just seems like such a dope. He's like the human version of those months of hype when they were teasing the Segway, which turned out to be nothing more than an updated version of a Rascal scooter.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link
"look at you!" is what Howard Stern always leads with
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
the correct responce is "hiee"
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
a well-timed series of air horn blasts always gets the room going
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link
the Segway, which turned out to be nothing more than an updated version of a Rascal scooter.
Rascal scooters have 3-5 wheels and are huge. Kamen's self-balancing device still looks p much like witchcraft.
― sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link
Yeah but the only people I see using them are tourists and traffic cops, which is a pretty lame use of witchcraft.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link
the technology is impressive they look like a total dorkmobile tho
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link
and are basically useless
still makes me laugh that the owner of segway died driving his own product off a cliff
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link
the Weekend at Bernie's reboot will have a "Bernie on a segway" scene
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link
i was just at the fete des lumieres in lyon and instead of information booths they had people stand totally still on segways with big signs that said INFORMATION attached to their heads.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link