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several people here and elsewhere referencing twitter's forthcoming sell-off to be a factor in removing the like button. idgi? why would that make it a more attractive company to buy?

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

imo its something about how the cowards ratio is fucking up the algo to big up nasty shit people are afraid to repeat

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 October 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

Karl my read is that they're just trying new product directions every quarter or so to see what it does to their metrics so they can shop them around again. Like last year it was 280 characters, this year it's removing favs, next year it's gonna be a new button where when you click it it electrocutes your genitals

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

faving is at the very heart of social media life

this is the very reason why it has to go

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 29 October 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

flappy bird you must be coming at this from a position of relative safety
when i start to feel my safety threatened, it becomes less enjoyable to keep an eye on fringe thought because it isn't so fringe anymore
it's definitely not fun


not really, I am a writer and I have received threats and people have found my phone number before and my address once. But I don’t engage anymore than I have to now - I just scan

flappy bird, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

i almost never look at facebook anymore but i still check twitter like a madman

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

I spent the weekend logged into Twitter and I still like it but it sucks

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

twitter's good for talking to acquaintances who are too distant to ever expect them to want to, like, text you

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

twitter for sports is good. wish the music discussion would come back here tho, convos just come and go so quickly and everyone moves on to the next thing within hours.

Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

saw some study that purported to show that basically all youths are deleting facebook with increasing rapidity which is cool, of course they do own instagram too

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

Hi, sorry to just come in and blurt out nothing relative to anything, but I have registered for Twitter, mostly as a way to help get the word of my documentary and upcoming music out into the world.

https://twitter.com/gaustinanderson

I know nothing about Twitter, so please excuse my lack of etiquette.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

just type your most deranged thoughts in the box then tap tweet

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

So, what do I use ilx for, then?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link

to talk about basketball

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

So, what. . . like, just type the lyrics to Kurtis Blow's 'Basketball', hit submit, and see if anyone disagrees?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 29 October 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

worth a "shot"

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

yeah sports Twitter is generally very good esp. during games

frogbs, Monday, 29 October 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

using decent search terms, twitter is good for learning about local news as it's developing. for example, last week a car drove through the front of my local grocery store. so i just typed in the name of the grocery store, sorted by "latest", and it was the quickest way to find out wtf happened

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

it's also good for yelling at dumb politicians and never, ever getting a response

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

love to yell at famous people online

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

using decent search terms, twitter is good for learning about local news as it's developing.

― Karl Malone, Monday, October 29, 2018 6:02 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one time i went outside and it smelled weird and i figured out what it was just by typing [my location] smell into twitter search lol

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

it's also good for yelling at dumb politicians and never, ever getting a response

― Karl Malone, Monday, October 29, 2018 6:02 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love to yell at famous people online

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, October 29, 2018 6:03 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a lot of ppl are against this behavior but like we have proof that the actual president checks his mentions so why wldnt u take a shot on him knowing that you want him to choke on his own shit

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

*besides that it might provoke him into nuclear war or whatever

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

the only celebrity i consistently try to torment, for reasons that i myself dont fully understand, is newt gingrich

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

i think its cause his face is concave, and hes evil

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link

i try to yell at politicians in the most natural way, possible. i don't force it, in fact, i try not to do it. i just wait for a particularly incredibly dumb politician to break me out of my rational zone and then just fucking go for it. "THIS will the clever tweet that ends his presidency". then, several hours later, after it attains 1 Like by someone who appears to have posted only NowThis videos for the last 3 years straight, i delete it

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

one time i replied to hillary "please leave us alone" and it got RTed into maga twitter and i felt kinda gross so i deleted it

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

also ive made that same reply to hillary on a number of occasions, its my standard hillary reply

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

i wish she wld

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

this weekend I used twitter once to tell HOOS he was famous and important and another time to compliment his chin, suggest you use twitter for this

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 29 October 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

hoos chin twitter

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

saw some study that purported to show that basically all youths are deleting facebook with increasing rapidity which is cool, of course they do own instagram too

― lag∞n, Monday, October 29, 2018 5:50 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya im super curious how this is gonna play out

flopson, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

the end stage of all social networks is boomers posting political minion memes

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

i kinda miss when facebook was good. i mean not that it was ever good-good but like there was definitely an era when it wasn't exclusively ppl i hate who posted to it

flopson, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 01:23 (five years ago) link

its also just full of of cruft now, the less it becomes —a site for friends— the worse it is

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 01:27 (five years ago) link

i deleted my fb account abt six months ago and there's not a single thing i miss about it, though i had essentially abandoned using it for at least a couple years prior to that

Clay, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link

Both Obama and the Jet Propulsion Lab follow me on Twitter. Just knowing that has put the kibosh on a lot of rage-tweeting that I'd be unloading.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 02:58 (five years ago) link

It's true me chin Twitter is good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 05:15 (five years ago) link

Last year, we upgraded tweet length to 280 and guess what? Use of 'please' is up 54% and 'thank you' is up 22%. I love that! Also, people are asking more questions and having more conversations. All this, and the majority of tweets are still under 140. It worked.

— Biz Stone (@biz) October 30, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 00:54 (five years ago) link

'Please' and 'thank you' still used sarcastically at the (unchanged) rate of 78%

the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link

oh, please

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 03:25 (five years ago) link

reported a white supremacist for telling me Jews caused all current problems, I'm fighting on their behalf, and he'll be seeing me thru his ar15 sight. got response stating it didn't violate Twitter rules. cool cool.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

twitter <3 nazis

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

*tweets "please kick off the nazis" ad nauseum for two years*

Biz: Oh good, they're saying 'please' more often!

fred-a van vleet (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

We reviewed more than 4000 of bombing suspect Cesar Sayok’s tweets. We found more than 240 threats at 50 different people, news organizations, reporters, and celebrities.

We found a mind corrupted by right wing conspiracy theories of every sort.https://t.co/lzpDOnO9Fa

— 💀andrew👻kaczynski🎃 (@KFILE) October 31, 2018

rob, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/drilosophers

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

that's pretty great.

i just deactivated my account. the site really caters to the bad, dumb bit of my brain and just feeds me rage. it's the first social media thing i ever ended up actively hooked on and I'm going to try and read during the times i would have reached for my phone

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 16 November 2018 23:58 (five years ago) link

I've navigated to the website twice since i posted that

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 17 November 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

I admit I'm addicted to Twitter, but I do think you can manipulate your user experience there to be something you like

Dan S, Saturday, 17 November 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link

that's quite possible but the addiction to a website/app is something i find sufficiently deleterious or alarming regardless of the experience with the thing itself.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 17 November 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link


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