Rejected parody threads

the last famous person you murdered upon discovering that they were actually still alive

Acts whose entire album output has been an incline in their early years, followed by a brief plateau, followed by a gradual decline, though fans still find value in their later work.

With no exception

Acts whose entire album output will have already been listed somewhere on ilx

Horses that will continue to have been flogged long after they've expired

the royals rankle ilx

are we giving in to stimulation?

I just quoted _The Third Man_ in full for the first time

voluble new posters

Best '10s Octogenerian Sex Comedies

Public shamen

Some of your least favourite records that turn 20 this year

Good thread idea. I wouldn't reject it.

It's a very plausible thread to exist, but there are already more than enough places to complain about music you don't like on "I Love Music"

Hard disagree. We're all so dispassionate and genteel when it comes to music.

Bands you keep trying to join but can't get into

lol

🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨

People who thought you were dead but you aren't

Do you weary of glasses?

What are Alexander the Great's flaws?

Notional Record Store Day

17 Indie Artists on Their Oddest Odd Jobs That Pay the Bills When Music Doesn’t (a poll)

Birthday Party songs for a mountain goat playlist?
Talulah Gosh songs for a shooting spree playlist?
Foetus songs for a baby shower playlist?
Spacemen 3 songs for a detox playlist?
SotL songs for a CrossFit playlist?

Is the Guardian worse than it might otherwise be?

lispectah deck (unregistered) at 12:07 25 Feb 19
🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨

the least famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive

Talk to Tranströmer

lol

do you think morrissey might one day make aliyah to a settlement?

One Gong Per Album

One RONG Per Album

Regardless, the cyclops has us beat.

Why isn't there a thread about cumbria?

Is it ethical or moral not to beat up somebody sporting a Nazi tattoo?

Friend Infected With Left Wing Brain Worms - What to Do?

It started out innocently enough: he bought a Che Guevara t-shirt and talked about a 45% tax bracket, but now he listens to Chapo Trap House and talks about minimum income.

It could make for a good non-parody thread! I know it would become one, but left-wing people certainly aren't immune from brain worms!

I think that Left Wing Brain Worms, to the extent I even acknowledge an equivalence, generally pose less of a threat to others, anti-vaxxers being perhaps one prominent exception.

How is that left wing? Isn't that

... for people like Tony Blair?

Or hippies? I actually don't who any of these anti-vaxxer people are, apart from Blair.

isn't the idea that its people we know? Not just random examples of people or type of people?

Songs You Hate (By Artists You've Blown)

Mount Eerie - No Fleshlight

If you could would you do way with ILX as we know it?

If you died and went to Hell - a Poll

KM answers the hypothetical perfectly

Have you ever distributed one or more volumes of The Grateful Dead's Dick's Picks series via sexual text messaging?

UK government thread

Mordy is a dork

The IRA, The ROTH IRA, the SEP-IRA