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exactly

flappy bird, Monday, 5 November 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

lol for real

Οὖτις, Monday, 5 November 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

cosigning matt on fallon; my experience with him in person is that he's genuinely one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. not funny, but quite a nice guy.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 5 November 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

yea I've never heard a bad word about him, I'm not really a fan but I'm happy he's been successful. (see also: Adam Sandler)

frogbs, Monday, 5 November 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

i wouldn't doubt it has a lot to do with his rise above his talent level in the industry, just being nice and polite to ppl especially ppl on their way up

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 5 November 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

I'm happy he's been successful

imagine a talk show hosted by someone who can actually speak a complete sentence though

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Monday, 5 November 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

i heard the "hitman in a porno" line this morning on the news, then i GIS'd Crenshaw and lol'd

harm'n'killabro (rip van wanko), Monday, 5 November 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

man if the chuds are upset about this wait till they hear some of the things Donald Trump has said about our veterans

frogbs, Monday, 5 November 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

why is he always wearing pretend prison jumpsuit shirts. this is the question that keeps me up at night

vote no on ilxit (Will M.), Monday, 5 November 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

hitman in a porno
i know, i know, it’s really serious

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 November 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

oh good I'm not the only person that immediately thought of that lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 5 November 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

great minds etc

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 November 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

i heard the "hitman in a porno" line this morning on the news, then i GIS'd Crenshaw and lol'd

It's a really good line, and cruelly accurate.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 5 November 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

it's a funny line delivered by an unfunny cast member. don't get really get Davidson's appeal, but all the pearl-clutching chuds on social media can die in a fucking fire.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

Just wait for the chuds to find the clip from today's Chapo where they're snickering about the "Fuck the Troops" article

President Keyes, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link

Feeding fascism through civil, evenhanded comedy. Laughing all the way to the camps. #SNHell pic.twitter.com/eREZb4hZ2I

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) November 11, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 November 2018 12:39 (five years ago) link

I really loved that House Hunters video.

Yerac, Monday, 12 November 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link

That was the only thing I liked. And the hip hop video about respect and consent. Otherwise a pretty dire episode, and I’m generally pretty forgiving.

dan selzer, Monday, 12 November 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

Oh yeah I forgot about the hip hop video. That was good too. Agree with the direness of the rest of it.

Yerac, Monday, 12 November 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

As parents of super-competitive twins, my wife and I were DYING at this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vzdXteITco

DJI, Monday, 12 November 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

twins and house hunters both made me laugh.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 November 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

Is breaking character part of the casting process now?

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

Crenshaw is a piece of shit. Reading written jokes from a cue card won't change the reasons he was endorsed by, like, the TX Tea Party. Never forget *that*.

Yerac, Monday, 12 November 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link

other favorite thing was Cecily's performance as the white house intern during weekend update. She's so underrated.

dan selzer, Monday, 12 November 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

starting to think this show sucks extreme amounts of shit pic.twitter.com/liMDK1hVcv

— Chase Woodruff (@dcwoodruff) November 18, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

This season has been brutally bad

The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

colin jost is at the center of the rot p much is how i break it down

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

It is high time Lorne Michaels fired himself.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

jost said nothing wrong, agree though he and the show are mostly bad

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 November 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

jost is maybe the least funny update host since quinn imo

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 18 November 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

jost said nothing wrong

not understanding (or pretending not to understand) what ppl find offensive about the HQ2 bidding process is pretty damn thick

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

the entire show felt really poorly paced. I did like the Bezos commercial though.

Yerac, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

Saturday Night Live is a large bucket of offal pic.twitter.com/iXMFEB4Oos

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) November 18, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

@DanCrenshawTX thank you for coming on the show. It was an honor to meet you and your wife. Made a donation to Wounded Warrior in your honor. Never forget.

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) November 12, 2018

omar little, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

He's from Staten Island, that's half of the problem.

Yerac, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Why haven't I seen Cecily Strong in a movie yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLYECM1Kz-8

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link

Loved that, was the first halfway decent episode of the season

The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxY5eoMvjRA

DJI, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

that was good too - disturbing.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

I watched the above with 2 other people on Sunday and we were all like "THIS IS TERRIBLE."

Yerac, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

the first one is good imo

I have a feeling the second one is the brain child of kyle mooney who I wish would just go away

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I of course was referring to the Cars clip. Hi five for the Kyle Mooney hate.

Yerac, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

It's a good neighbor thing no doubt, Beck and Kyle have done a bunch of those 80s sitcom things. I like them though it seems a bit easy.

And of course I love Kyle.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

real dutch hip-hoop!

dan selzer, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

and yeah Cecily is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_n8s44vxJE

dan selzer, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link

Oh, I misread your post as "the above 2"

I watched the Cecily one again and was cackling again!! The entrance of the mother is so perfect, really propels it

xp to Yerac

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

Stop loving Kyle, Dan!

Yerac, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

he must be an acquaintance or friend of a friend there is no other explanation

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

Kyle haters go away.

DJI, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

Kyle Mooney is an oasis in the show's desert of formulaic monotony

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link


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