horse passports, must control horse passports
― woof, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:22 (five years ago) link
C 12.26.3.2 KICKING A BALL IN THE STREET
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link
some of these read like v intense/grim oblique strategies
UTTER A LETTER DEMANDING WITH MENACES
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link
B 8.2.1 EMBRACERY
So hugging is against the law now?
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link
embracery is the very foulest of deeds!
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link
embracery is corruptly influencing a badger's verdict in a trial, via promise, persuasions, entreaties, money, entertainments or tongs
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:32 (five years ago) link
Being a member of Embrace was outlawed to immense public acclaim in the mid-00s. Probably the best thing the Blair government ever did.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:35 (five years ago) link
i never knew i had committed so many crimes
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:39 (five years ago) link
C 2.10.25 KEEPING A DISORDERLY HOUSE
gnna jordan peterson yr ass
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link
C 4.12.1 PYRAMID SELLING
guess it's time to wind up my counterfeit-pyramid business 'dodgy gizas'
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link
who writes these?
C 7.7.20 WANTONLY DISTURB INHABITANT BY PULLING/RINGING ANY DOORBELL OR KNOCKING ON ANY DOOR
C 7.7.22.1 MOLEST LET DISTURB VEX TROUBLE DISQUIET MISUSE ANY CLERGYMAN MINISTERING/ CELEBRATING ANY RITE/HOLY ORDER
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link
B 4.9.1 BIGAMY is admirably direct in its language tbf
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link
A 6.1.1.6 VIOLATING KING'S ELDEST DAUGHTER
only the eldest, mind
― ogmor, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:50 (five years ago) link
This one gets me going a bit freeman, sovereign human being.
C 12.21.24.1 WHILST DRUNK VIOLENT QUARRELSOME OR DISORDERLY ON LICENCED PREMISES ON REQUEST TO LEAVE REFUSED TO DO SO
Pretty sure the right to shout "NO, YOU'RE BARRED" at a landlord is in Magna Carta.
― woof, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link
don't think it can have a comma in it tbf
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link
C 12.13.70.1 WRESTLING FIGHTING OR STRUGGLING WITH ANY UNTRAINED BULL
Strikes me there's a hole in this one.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link
A 1.1.1 GENOCIDE
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link
B 8.2.2 NOT FLAGGING BAD POSTS
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:36 (five years ago) link
fp'd
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link
I've got "Sodomy" from that Peter Jackson muppet movie stuck in my head now
― two Barongs don't make a Wight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link
an unusual location for sodomy to be stuck iirc
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link
POSSESSING OR CONTROLLING DEAD BADGER OR PARTS THEREOF
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link
DO AN ACT CALCULATED TO INDUCE DISAFFECTION
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
CORONER'S CORRUPTIONRECORDING GRINDCORE TRACK ENTITLED CORONER'S CORRUPTIONRECORDING GRINDCORE TRACK ENTITLED CORONER'S CORRUPTION WITH INTENT TO MOCK OFFENCES LISTMISREPRESENTING SYSTEMS OF CLASSIFICATION OF CARCASSES
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
FALSIFYING DOCUMENT IN ANTICIPATION OF WINDING-UP
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link
A good indicator of the complexities of British common law is that there is an mid-way point between Unlawful Assembly and Riot called Rout but there is no evidence anyone has been charged with it in the last six hundred years.
C 11.6.67 HIRE A HANDCLAWC 11.6.68 LEND A HANDCLAWC 11.6.69 GIVE A HANDCLAW
Freddy Kreuger on notice.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link
Have to allow for every possible way of levelling up
― two Barongs don't make a Wight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
C 11.6.88 HIRE OF HOLLOW KUBOTAN
One of the best prog-folk albums of the psychedelic era.
Massive sympathy with whoever has to track the latest weapons martial arts dorks are importing this year and wearily add every permutation of possession and supply to the list.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link
Some good comes of it though.
Darren Day’s key ring “could kill”ACTOR Darren Day went on trial yesterday accused of carrying a potentially lethal weapon dubbed an “attitude adjuster” during a trip to Scotland last year.Prosecutor Neil Allan asked PC Fitzpatrick, lead trainer in officer safety at Lothian and Borders Police, what kind of damage a Kubotan could do if used to its full potential.The officer said: “Worst case scenario, I could kill somebody with that, absolutely.
ACTOR Darren Day went on trial yesterday accused of carrying a potentially lethal weapon dubbed an “attitude adjuster” during a trip to Scotland last year.
Prosecutor Neil Allan asked PC Fitzpatrick, lead trainer in officer safety at Lothian and Borders Police, what kind of damage a Kubotan could do if used to its full potential.
The officer said: “Worst case scenario, I could kill somebody with that, absolutely.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
That's just monstrous use of a biro
― kinder, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:06 (five years ago) link
C 12.11.1 ANY OFFENCE CONTRARY TO COMMON LAW NOT LISTED ELSEWHERElazy
― kinder, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link
C 8.11.1 PERSONATING POLICE OFFICER C 8.11.1.1 IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICERIs this some flammable/inflammable nonsense?
― kinder, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:21 (five years ago) link
C 10.1.31 ALIEN CAUSING DISAFFECTIONhttps://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/005/341/279/large/lucirgo-ergo-alien.jpg
― kinder, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:25 (five years ago) link
Sorry i haven't slept in ages
It may involve a Scotsman and a Dutchman, butDarts players accuse each other of fartingat a darts tournament in Wolverhampton is Real England.
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Saturday, 17 November 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/parents-shock-after-reindeer-puppet-15445779
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 23 November 2018 00:57 (five years ago) link
god, the lowry outlet mall has surpassed itself. I was once working a shift there around this time of year and briefly snapped out of the seasonal discount haze to have a moment of supreme clarity while taking a break from the paul scholes autobiography to discreetly filter painkillers for codeine under the counter to take the edge off the afternoon stretch as simply having a wonderful christmas time played for maybe the 30th time that day. consciousness is nature's nightmare.
― ogmor, Friday, 23 November 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link
the internet just justified itself with one article
https://xenogothic.com/2018/11/28/blob-blob-blobby-towards-a-new-blobjectivity/?fbclid=IwAR1WUgE1JxlXLE0plmfFAtnHcjWrsKYijf7iFM7lva7O3IdvsQmIHlfMfpA
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 29 November 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link
that is seriously amazing.
The media class had mistakenly thought they had won, overcoming the nation’s hysteric love for this monstrosity, believing they could write him out as easily as he was written in. And so, the media turned on Blobby, declaring him “unfunny”, a symptom of a national dementia, and, unfortunately, it seems like these panicked rejections of the Blob, who threaten to rupture the internal processes of neoliberal subjection, ultimately won out.
We forgot ourselves. They forgot themselves too. But Blobby remains the last true embodiment of rave frivolity, of impolite abandon, of libidinal excess. Blobby is all that we have repressed given a life of its own.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 30 November 2018 08:27 (five years ago) link
Some dude in a Stoke Newington FB group asked if there's "street security" around; someone answered that there is community police, and OP said that this wasn't really what he was asking about, he meant "security officers that patrol the local community and runs protection for shops and people in the community, Ilford has it".
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 3 December 2018 11:25 (five years ago) link
Pretty sure there are at least two rival groups running protection for shops in Stoke Newington.
― ShariVari, Monday, 3 December 2018 11:31 (five years ago) link
Dunno if they're keen to advertise on FB neighbourhood groups tho.
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 3 December 2018 11:32 (five years ago) link
Does he mean the Stamford Hill Orthodox people who guard synagogues etc?
― suzy, Monday, 3 December 2018 12:35 (five years ago) link
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/59vq5a/christmas-behaviour-a-timeline
Lots of reality here
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 14 December 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link
Re local security groups my local fb is full of 'this ex serviceman offers to patrol streets for 50p what could possibly go wrong'
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 14 December 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link
The Ilford patrol iirc is the Asian community responding to burglars targeting family jewellery. There has been an incredible crime wave targeting family gold across London for at least six or seven years with the police apparently not able to do much to stop it.
― ShariVari, Friday, 14 December 2018 23:47 (five years ago) link
Earlier today a friend asked me if I knew anywhere she could find Gaze of the Gorgon, a film that Tony Harrison made for the BBC in 1992. I couldn't but it did lead me to watch Harrison's TV version of his poem V for channel 4. That's pretty RE!
― brokenshire (jed_), Saturday, 15 December 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
There’s a streamer from the north of England (Bouphe) who uses blobby sounds etc. Has he been rehabilitated?
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 27 December 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link
Ladbaby
― Master Humphrey's Cock (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 December 2018 14:58 (five years ago) link