Captain Marvel (2019), dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck

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Arguably all the big actors in small roles like John C Reilly as Screenwatcher Superintendant - it kicks you out of the film a bit.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

Relevant:

You either die an elf or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain in an MCU film. pic.twitter.com/6y6B2Us5op

— TASK the World’s Most Interesting Geek (@UpToTASK) December 4, 2018

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

people got Very Mad at that extremely mild Hawke quote

resident hack (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

I don't think anyone here got Very Mad when it was first litigated months ago. I for one agreed, and I'm an unabashed MCU stan.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

“It’s not Bresson. It’s not Bergman,” Hawke continues, “But they talk about it like it is.”

do they

Number None, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

(I actually thought Logan was wildly overpraised but that's some serious strawman shit)

Number None, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

captain marville

it's very annoying that Josh didn't acknowledge this

it occurred to me that within a few years virtually every actor of note or otherwise will have been in a superhero movie

it's true, there are only 300 living actors in the world

I'd have to think about it, but it seems (at least from memory) that in the (not too distant) past, "good" Hollywood actors were enlisted not for being good actors but almost as sort of stunt casting, like the hammy Hackman in Superman or a hammy Nicholson in Batman or a barely-there Brando in Superman. They weren't hired for their gravitas or whatever.

the not too distant past of Tim Burton's Batman (1989)

In recent years, though, you've got respectable actors more or less literally going from winning an Oscar one year to starring in a superhero movie the next, or older movie stars like Douglas, or Pfeiffer

...as opposed to the recent years of Tim Burton's Batman Returns (1992)

Also as just like a general thing to remind people who complain about comic book movie overkill, here's the complete list of theatrically-released Marvel feature films from the 20th Century (aka prior to X-Men in 2000):

Howard the Duck (1986)
Blade (1998)

FP'd the absolute motherfuck out of you for racism

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:01 (five years ago) link

u r gonna have to unpack that one for me, my man

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

AFI-award winning actor Barry Otto, in the distant past of 1985:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mser-xg4lrY/hqdefault.jpg

Barry Otto, in the recent year of 1989:

https://fanfest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/punisher-lundgren-1989.jpg

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

do they

there was a not-inconsiderable push to get Logan some awards consideration last year, no?

resident hack (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

see also Wonder Woman

resident hack (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

God, 'fondly' remember when a friend of mine got his hot little hands on a bootleg of Lundgren's Punisher at some convention, and sitting around watching this third-generation timestamped POS knowing full well that it was a POS but eagerly lapping it up because hey, at least we finally got something from Marvel.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

(And subsequently being thoroughly unsurprised when the thing was released direct-to-video.)

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

direct-to-video

FP'd you again for exceptionalism

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

All sorts of Hollywood bullshit is nominated for awards every year. I don't see any major difference between something like, say, Training Day, and the more critically acclaimed superhero flicks

Number None, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

how quickly we forget jd salinger's son as captain america (1990), which i'm pretty sure got a theatrical release

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.internationalhero.co.uk%2Fc%2Fcaptainamericasalinger3.jpg&f=1

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

i watched that recently! i enjoyed it ... not as good as the corman fantastic four film but still worthy

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

matt salinger is a profoundly oaken screen presence tho

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

big time

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

FTR, I seem to have no problem with direct-to-video horror film releases from that era, but I apparently hold Marvel to a higher standard.

If we're opening the floodgates, though, leave us not forget this produced-yet-unreleased masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcpmM-eTESI

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

Ha, I see that it was already mentioned as I was composing my post. Of course it was.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

still better than josh trank's effort

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

Well then how about this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNBRum247m0

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

hasselhoff was actually... okay in that iirc?

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

couple of things are getting scrambled up here --

* bresson and bergman as stand-ins for extremely serious, important makers of films that speak abt the human condition and have stood the test of time.

* the academy awards ("oscars"), an annual trade event where hollywood votes for its own and some other things; in some sense the equivalent of the "best southeastern regional concrete sales rep" but also sometimes a shorthand for high-quality work in and near a hollywood mode. bresson won no oscars; bergman won three plus a lifetime achievement one.

* moviegoers and critics who watch various kinds of movies, praising Logan as being a well-made genre picture with some good performances, and found room for it in end-of-year lists including oscar predictions (comparing it not so much to Moonlight etc. as to Alien Covenant and John Wick 2).

* ppl who primarily watch blockbusters and franchise stuff, who feel it is unappreciated as a Great Movie ("up there with Shawshank Redemption and Reservoir Dogs!"), and/or their avatars in print and web media whose role it is to generate endless content surrounding high-profile franchises, along the lines of "ten ways you didn't realize Logan was a secret western!" and "ethan hawke SLAMS superhero movies in major diss to fans!"

neither of these last two groups are talking about bresson or bergman, but hawke's quote is i think directed at the last group for giving some superhero movies the highest praise they have from their POV - they're talking about Logan as if it were a much better film because they don't watch many better films, in some measure because they've been crowded out of theaters. thus he may also be annoyed at the critical establishment for seeming to back them up and depriving attention from stuff that actually needed help at the box office. this would be a genuine problem for someone hawke-esque (if he were not massively rich, iirc through a stake in some franchise or other?) who wants to get tougher movies made and seen. but the bresson thing is obviously hyperbole and shouldn't bog us down.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

All right, I'm goin' deep here in pursuit of something universally objectionable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s70h5BKCHxE

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

knew what that would be before clicking through in Flagging to display the youtube window

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

Good breakdown there, Doc C.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

Hawke is granted powers by a cosmic entity and flies onscreen in First Reformed iirc

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

god this is giving me major flashbacks to reading endless breathless speculation about marvel movies in wizard xxp

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

DC otm

resident hack (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

Feeling you as always, bg. Dug out my Wizard horde from my mom's recently and now they're in my home and I don't know exactly why.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

actually this is basically Speedball turning into Penance afaiu

(I have read one Ditko Speedball comic and 0 Penance comics)

https://fathersonholygore.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/first-reformed19.png

sans lep (sic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

first reformed spoiler

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

There's nothing in the prequel that will come as a surprise to anyone who's already seen Reformed.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

the brave move would have been coming out against the middlebrow awards bait which is also stealing oxygen from smaller films

like really giving Darkest Hour the business

Number None, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

Dug out my Wizard horde from my mom's recently and now they're in my home and I don't know exactly why.


oddly jealous of this tbh

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link

Here u go, please take the totems of a teenage shut-in depresso with the blessing of a middle-aged shut-in depresso.

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

Tell me, do you have room for some pogs

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

All sorts of Hollywood bullshit is nominated for awards every year. I don't see any major difference between something like, say, Training Day, and the more critically acclaimed superhero flicks

― Number None, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 19:40 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

training day is a good movie

logan or black panther or avengers are good comic book movies

puppy bash (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

it's all pulp

Number None, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

yeah look i get it but none of the comic movies transcend the capes and the dialogue tbh

puppy bash (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

fine with me

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link

watchmen aside obv

birdman count?

puppy bash (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? DO YOU?

Mom's out working, for fulfillment (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

jesus christ its direct threats now is it

puppy bash (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

training day is risible guff elevated by a tremendous performance from denzel

We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

yes

puppy bash (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

ive enjoyed most of the marvels et al but nobody elevated any of them that i can recall unforch

puppy bash (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link


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